pop nosh: michael jackson is not dying

popbytes.com - 23rd Dec 2008

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Michael Jackson: † Michael 'wacko' Jackson isn't dying because he actually died years ago...sad but true dlisted † what does Ashlee Simpson's breast milk taste like? just ask hubby Pete Wentz a socialite's life † Tom Cruise lays down the rules when it comes to Nicole Kidman & their kids i'm not obsessed † Jake Gyllenhaal can propose all he wants - reese isn't getting married anytime soon! cele|bitchy † Amy Winehouse is busy making friends down in st. lucia - and she's looking better! celebwarship † your first look at Naomi Watts' new baby boy samuel kai schreiber in case you didn't know † Paris Hilton made a public plea for her jewels - then went shopping w/ her pink bentley popsugar † everybody watch out - Britney Spears is getting back behind the driving wheel! celebslam † scarlett johannson's snotty tissue sold on ebay for over $5,000 bucks! webster's is my bitch † Barack Obama is vacationing down in hawaii before becoming president! Celebrity smack † Suri Cruise has her own fan club - she receives up to a hundred letters a day! gabby babble behind the scenes w/ Lily Allen what the buck? w/ Michael buckley † sign of the apocalypse #764: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want a baby! candy kirby † Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson is doing much better! seriously? omg! wtf? † sexy Robert Pattinson earned his porn 'stache credentials playing Salvador Dali agent bedhead † Pussycat Dolls got in the holiday spirit with latex & corsets (site NSFW) drunken stepfather † Lily Allen is topless too! egotastic † Jennifer Lopez sends out spies to keep an eye on hubby Marc Anthony... the blemish † heid Montag and Spencer Pratt make out in public every chance they get - yuck! the bastardly † Mary-Kate Olsen discovered the silver lining to the recession - great bargains! pop on the pop † oh we saw loads of cameltoe during 2008 - can you match the toe to the camel? cityrag † twenty geniously retarded gift ideas for under $20 bucks! (retardedly amazing) best week ever BONUS Britney LINK 2008 year in review - the Britney Spears timeline! popsquire BONUS PICS David Beckham READY TO PLAY FOR AC MILAN (ITALY, 12/21/08) PHOTOS | WENN Read full story at popbytes.com

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