Morning Mix: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Wed in Secret Ceremony
Dressed as alter-ego 'Bruno,' Sacha Baron Cohen crashes the Agatha Ruiz De La Prada at Milan Fashion Week. (Reuters) Headlines: Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds marry in Vancouver... Friends, family recall Paul Newman... Bruce Springsteen to perform Super Bowl halftime show... Britney Spears's new single "Womanizer" debuts... Sacha Baron Cohen crashes Milan fashion show... Heath Ledger's father says daughter Matilda will get everything... Dennis Quaid disses Meg Ryan for rehashing divorce details.

Seren Gibson Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna] - Austin City Limits Girls [CO-ED Magazine] - Rumer Willis Has Orange Hair [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW] - Brangelina Adopting Child #7! [I’m Not Obsessed] - Kate Hudson bikini pics! [Celebslam]- Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson [Complex] - An STD For Your Ears [Dlisted] - Janet Jackson Hospitalized [Yeeeah!] - Heath Ledger’s Former Lawyer Fighting for Daughter’s Money [Derek Hail] - Anne Hathaway says that all women should try anal sex [The Blemish]

Scarlett Johansson Isn’t The Only Young Celebrity Bride
Scarlett Johansson, 23, and Ryan Reynolds, 31, were hitched in a ceremony held outside Vancouver, B.C., over the weekend. This morning, we got to talking about how many female celebrities had married at a young age, and we were rather shocked at the number of young celebrity brides. Check out the slideshow after the jump, and let us know in the comments if you think Scarlett and Ryan have a chance at forever.   '; document.write(str); }

The Britney Spears Sex Tape Is Upon Us
Unfortunately for the world — and even more unfortunately for Britney Spears — Adnan Ghalib refuses to go away and is pulling out the whole "sex tape" controversy to stay in the spotlight. He says he will sell the tape, but only for the right amount of money — and he's "not interested in selling out any other details about Britney." What a guy. The two hour-footage reportedly featured a naked Britney prancing around in her infamous pink wig. It's safe to say nobody wants

Busted!
Heather Locklear got busted for drunk driving. (CityRag) Rumer Willis keeps trying. (DListed) Paris Hilton has a new perfume. Again. (Pink is the New Blog) Are you surprised that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married this weekend? (PopSugar) Hilary Duff is lookin' good. (Popoholic) Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer talking again? (Celebslam) Jennifer Lopez launched her new fragrance for men. (Just Jared) Heath Ledger's family has gifted his entire $20 Million estate to his daughte

Britney's Sex Tape for Sale; Justin Buys Ring For Jessica?
Filed under: Entertainment, Celebrity, Cheat Sheet, News (Our round-up of celeb gossip so you can keep up with your girlfriend.)Britney Spears' sex tape is on the market. (Defamer) Justin Timberlake reportedly bought an engagement ring for Jessica Biel. (I'm Not Obsessed)Paris Hilton portraits now made... Read more Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

The September 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rolling faces full of crotch Trying this with a guy friend of yours might have much less sexy results -Naked go-karting? Sure, why not! -Shocker: The 2008 Playboy model of the year is quite attractive -Audrina Patridge is drunk, wet, and in a saucy bikini -Jets tailgating features a car blowing up (w/ video) -Kimberly Holland is [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The September 29 Hot Link Orgy", url: "http://blogofhilarity.com/2008/09/29/the-september-29-hot-link-orgy" });

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds marry in super secret ceremony
Boy Amy Winehouse sure is running towards rock bottom at a sprint. The singer was widely reported to have ruined her 12-year-old goddaughter’s singing debut at the End of Summer ... »Read More Comments Post your comment Name:E-mail: Submit Comment Movies Top Box Office 1.Tropic Thunder $25.8M 2.The Dark Knight $16.4M 3.Star Wars: The Clone Wars $14.6M 4.Mirrors $11.2M 5.Pineapple Express $9.8M 6.The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor $8.2M 7.Mamma Mia! $6.1M

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Just “Friends” Despite Hand-Holding
Over the weekend, they held hands at a Thai karaoke bar in Hollywood. After seeing photographers, Kimmel began to walk backwards and covered his face as Silverman smiled and walked forward. But a rep downplays any romance, telling Usmagazine.com: “They remain close friends.” Silverman even thanked Kimmel when she picked up her award at the Creative Arts Emmys for the satirical music video “I’m F—— Matt Damon” earlier this month. “Thanks to the person for wh

Seen together: Selma Hayek w/ her ex - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman back on?
Salma Hayek hit the Balenciaga fashion show in Paris Tuesday with her Ex-fiancé Francois-Henri Pinault, the father of her one-year-old daughter Valentina Paloma.  A witness said: “[They were] very friendly together, looking happy. They weren’t holding hands but were definitely side by side.” It caps a low-key week in Paris during which Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, owner of the fashion house have spent a great deal of time together privately. The couple’s public outing comes just w

La Sarah Silverman and Yimmy Kimmel back on… Thanks to La Coacha!!!
Adam Carolla and Kimmel were doing some humanitarian work this past weekend, while Coacha was hosting a Carolla movie called, “Head, Heart and Balls” at the El Portal Theatre…The chisme is during the weekend, El Kimmel was holding La Sarah Silberman’s hand!!! Que cute!!!! Remember how I went to his show a couple of weeks ago [...]

Loose Lips [Britney Spears]
Britney Spears says her new song, "Womanizer" is a "girl anthem." Britney said on the New York radio station Z100 today, "It's basically saying, 'We know what you're up to.' It's about guys cheating on girls." Just to refresh your memories, the "Womanizer" video is the one where Brit "sucks on cherries, straddles guy." Girl anthem, indeed. • Stop the presses! Maybe Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman aren't back on? Even though the couple was spotted holding hands, they claim they just remain "close friends

Loose Lips [Jimmy Kimmel]
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: it's on! Maybe the couple reunited to get Jewish grandmas to vote for Obama. • Country star Mindy McCready is going back to the slammer for violating her probation. She was on probation for committing prescription drug fraud, and in a statement released this morning said, "I am working very hard to put all of this behind me as quickly as possible so I can get back to what I like to do most: sing, write songs, and entertain." • Sleazebot 40-something Jeremy Piven was rep

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Just "Friends" Despite Hand-Holding
Over the weekend, they held hands at a Thai karaoke bar in Hollywood. After seeing photographers, Kimmel began to walk backwards and covered his face as Silverman smiled and walked forward. But a rep downplays any romance, telling Usmagazine.com: "They remain close friends." Silverman even thanked Kimmel when she picked up her award at the Creative Arts Emmys for the satirical music video "I'm F------ Matt Damon" earlier this month. "Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made: Jimmy K

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman Just "Friends" Despite Hand-Holding
A rep tells Us the two still "remain close" months after their split

Jimmy Kimmel - Kimmel Silverman Deny They Are Back Together
Jimmy Kimmel and ex Sarah Silverman have downplayed rumours of a romantic reunion after they were spotted holding hands in Los Angeles over the weekend (26-28Sep08). ...

SARAH SILVERMAN; A CHUBBY CHASER?
Everybody can use a good laugh nowadays, considering the state of the economy and politics. The National Enquirer made us laugh out loud when we read their story about the REAL reason that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split up after five years together. A supposed "friend" of Jimmy told the paper that Jimmy was shocked when he found dozens of photos of overweight men in various stages of undress on his computer. When he confronted her she admitted she's into fat guys - she's a "chubby chaser." The s

Celebrity Photos: Anne Hathaway, Paris Hilton, Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore and more
Anne Hathaway at screening and party for "Rachel Getting Married;'' Paris Hilton on "The Late Show with David Letterman;'' Matt Damon and Drew Barrymore at the Clinton Global Initiative; Meryl Streep, Sharon Stone, Bono and more celebrities.

She's Still F***ing Jimmy Kimmel
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi VideoLooks like Jimmy got over that whole Matt Damon thing, because after a couple months apart, he and Sarah Silverman are back together! See Also Sarah Silverman is F***ing Matt Damon ...Permalink

Kimmel + Silverman Deny They Are Back Together
Jimmy Kimmel and ex Sarah Silverman have downplayed rumours of a romantic reunion after they were spotted holding hands in Los Angeles over the weekend (26-28Sep08). Rumours the pair had given their relationship another go spread like wildfire after they were snapped acting like a couple again on a night out in L.A. The comedienne and the late night U.S. TV host split in July (08) after five years together. But a representative for the pair insists their tactile actions were purely platonic. The

Kimmel + Silverman deny they are back together
Jimmy Kimmel and ex Sarah Silverman have downplayed rumours of a romantic reunion after they were spotted holding hands in Los Angeles over the weekend. Rumours the pair had given their relationship another go spread like wildfire after they were snapped acting like a couple again on a night out in LA. The comedienne and the late night US TV host split in July after five years together. But a representative for the pair insists their tactile actions were purely platonic. The spokesperson tells Usweekly.com

Morning Mix: Spears Plans 2009 World Tour
Jennifer Lopez at the launch of her fragrance Deseo For Men in New York on Monday. (Getty Images) Headlines: Janet Jackson hospitalized... Exes Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman spotted holding hands... Britney Spears planning 2009 world tour, files appeals in driving without license case... Travis Barker released from Georgia hospital... Lilo and SamRo hit the beach... Lil' Wayne becomes latest celebrity blogger... Jessica Simpson to sing on "Dancing with the Stars"... Kelly Osbourne says she has quarte

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel: Back On!
After breaking all our hearts by splitting up, it looks like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reconciled, and are back in each other’s hearts and pants. Cameras caught the two of them holding hands and looking very much together in LA this weekend. As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, this is kind of heart warming. It’s like when I heard Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling got back together. You just hate to see true love broken apart.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman are just friends despite hand holding
Over the weekend, they held hands at a Thai karaoke bar. After seeing photographers, Kimmel began to walk backwards and covered his face as Silverman smiled and walked forward. But a rep downplays any romance: "They remain close friends." www.usmagazine.com

Scarlett Johansson Weds Ryan Reynolds, Half of Hollywood Weeps [Defamer Weddings]
Actors Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married in Canada this weekend, finalizing a year-and-a-half relationship built on love, mutual respect, and the possession of two of Hollywood's best chests. Many in Hollywood were saddened when news of the union broke, including Kanye West (who once named Johansson his "favorite white girl"), Barack Obama (who had run for president specifically to thwart the impending nuptials), and frequent Johansson collaborator Woody Allen, who promptly ordered his casting a