Dr. Horrible's Evil League of Evil Seeks New (Evil) Members [Career Opportunities]
The Evil League of Evil—first exposed to the public in director Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog—is calling for madmen and madwomen to join its ranks. The best applicants—"as determined by the League or its designated agents"— will be featured in an upcoming DVD. Application rules after the jump, if you think you're evil enough. [EvilLeagueOfEvil via OhNoTheyDidn't] Read More: Great Job For A Slutty Ambulance-Driving Journalist! , Find Total Creati

Twilight Mania Begets Drug Habit, Yet Another EW Cover -- and a Job for Audrina Patridge?
Twilight mania continues to rage on, with Entertainment Weekly devoting its third cover to the vampire romance.

Bloomberg Jokes He'd Like To Take Over as Moderator of 'Meet The Press'; Brokaw Not Amused.
At one point, interim moderator Tom Brokaw asked Mr. Bloomberg about the possibility of running for a third term in New York. With a slight smile on his face, Mr. Bloomberg tried to turn the tables on his interviewer. "I have 466 days left to go on my job," said Mr. Bloomberg."I was sort of thinking of maybe to be host of this program. That would be a nice job for me. Probably pays a little bit better than the dollar-a-year I get now." Mr. Brokaw seemed momentarily taken aback by the

eBay slot machine an apt metaphor for career prospects [Caption Contest]
If you were just laid off from eBay, will there be a job for you in five months when your severance runs out? For answers, consult the eBay-branded slot machines now up and running in Las Vegas. Licensing the eBay name is no doubt lucrative, but it's a bizarre branding move, since eBay's moving away from its are-you-feeling-lucky auctions in favor of fixed-price sales. Can you come up with a better caption? Leave it in the comments. The best one will become the post's new headline. Yesterday's loser: Anyone

JOB FOR A COWBOY: New Video Interview Available
Metal Mark from SkullsNBones.com conducted an interview with Arizona-based extreme metallers Job for a Cowboy on December 6, 2008 prior to the band's concert in Atlanta, Georgia. The four-minute clip, which includes performance footage, can be viewed below. Job for a Cowboy had its latest album, "Genesis", released on picture disc on April 18 (Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Italy) and April 21 (rest of Europe) via Metal Blade Records. The LP is part of the "Metal Blade Vinyl Fan Edition," which means the p

McCain and Whitman unveil Social Security plan [Caption Contest]
If you were just laid off from eBay, will there be a job for you in five months when your severance runs out? For answers, consult the eBay-branded slot machines now up and running in Las Vegas. Licensing the eBay name is no doubt lucrative, but it's a bizarre branding move, since eBay's moving away from its are-you-feeling-lucky auctions in favor of fixed-price sales. Can you come up with a better caption? Leave it in the comments. The best one will become the post's new headline. Yesterday's loser: Anyone

Double WaMu: Alan H. Fishman In Line For Million Dollar-A-Day Bonus
WHEN Lehman Brothers collapsed, news was of the French trader who’d arrived at his desk to see his desk leave the office. (Although now Nomura, the Japanese outfit, has agreed to take over the European business, his desk might return). Now learn of CEO Alan H. Fishman, chief executive of Washington Mutual. He started his new job at the failed bank just three weeks ago. Mr Fishman is now eligible for $19.1 million in compensation. The New York Times notes: Mr. Fishman, who has been on the job for less

Celebs News: Scott Bruton quits Pontin's Bluecoat job for his X Factor dream
X FACTOR hopeful Scott Bruton has resigned as a Pontin’s Bluecoat to follow his dream of winning the show.

Bloomberg Talks Economy, Partisanship, Next Job
Mayor Bloomberg appeared on Meet the Press to talk the economy, and he said Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson was the right man for the job (for right now). Bloomberg also touted more transparency, "The first thing we need is more disclosure, visibility. The problem is that nobody knows what any institution owns and what the terms of the securities they own are and what they are worth. If that was out in the public domain then there wouldn't be this crisis of confidence." Bloomberg also noted how NYC's

Hot Chloe Madeley, a British Television Presenter Poses For FHM
Meet Chloe Madeley, a British television presenter and a model who has posed for FHM.Chloe Madeley was out and about last night at a charity event, but her wardrobe choice was a little … transparent. A bra isn’t always required, but when you’re wearing a sheer dress in front of flashbulbs, it’s probably a good idea. The event took place at Cafe de Paris, a London nightclub. It’s not the first wardrobe malfunction this family has had; in 2000 Chloe’s mom flashed her bra at

US Today’s Citizen Journalists Write Entire Paper
CITIZEN journalism means big media corporations can lay off hacks and get you do do their job for free. It’s great… Read all about it… Citizen Journalism Is, Says Jay Rosen Betsy Morgan On How The Huffington Post And New Journalism Screw Writers How To Short Sell iPods And Steve Jobs

Brangelina Create Job for Zahara
Zahara Jolie-Pitt is only 3, but she already has her first job lined up. Read the full story

No reshuffle job for Cruddas as Lord Adonis moves from education
More details of the government reshuffle have been released. Gay MP Chris Bryant is the new Deputy Leader of the House of Commons.

Illinois: That's It, We've Had Enough Of Your Nude Midget Wrestling
 A bunch of humorless officials in Illinois have taken away a bar's license for sixty days after a midget wrestling night gone wrong...You know, it wouldn't be so bad if they had punished Canton's Outskirts Bar and Grill for the un-PC use of "midget" instead of "little person" or for the fact that the whole thing comes off as terribly exploitative. Nope, they freaked out over a simple mistake:Bar owner Kim Scott said one of the performers took off her top durin

MEGADETH: More Concert DVD Details Revealed
According to a posting on MEGADETH's official web site, the band's forthcoming DVD will contain a complete concert recorded on May 20, 2008 at the Cox Arena in San Diego during this year's Gigantour. The other acts on the bill — IN FLAMES, CHILDREN OF BODOM, Job for a Cowboy and HIGH ON FIRE — were apparently offered a chance to be part of the DVD but declined. MEGADETH will embark on the "Priest Feast" European tour with headliners Judas Priest and openers TESTAMENT in February 2009. According to a p

Heroes Round Table: Villains
Welcome to our 18th Heroes Round Table.While fans of the show gather in the forums to discuss every character and story line, our staff comes together every week to analyze the latest developments from the latest episode.Topics in this edition include: HRG's past; a quasi heroic death; and Peter's hair. Let's get to the Q&A...Do you now have a worse opinion of HRG?A. Hiro: HRG is an operative, in what appears to be a fight for the future of humanity. I'll never blame the guy for taking orders.Milover: T

Repair Mission Delayed For Hubble Space Telescope
An instrument on the famous Hubble Space Telescope has reportedly broke down, forcing NASA to postpone a long awaited repair job on the famous telescope. The instrument in question is called the unit and science data formatter and works by storing information and sending it back to earth. According to NASA, the very important instrument broke down on Saturday night and remote attempts to fix it have failed. The instrument has been humming along doing its job for the last 20 years now, thus its breaki

GMC Taps Johnson to Head Multicultural Sales
Gospel Music Channel has named Tyrone Johnson its senior director of multicultural sales & development. Johnson has worked in media, marketing and advertising for more than 25 years, most recently serving as a consultant to the Gospel Music Channel since its April 2007 subscriber base acquisition of Black Family Channel. He joined Black Family Channel in 2002. “Ty has done a terrific job for us as a part-time consultant, and should make an even greater impact now that he has joined our team on a full-ti

Scott Linehan Fired! Jim Haslett Takes Over As Rams Coach
<b><a class=artname href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212175214.shtml">Scott Linehan Fired! Jim Haslett Takes Over As Rams Coach</a></b><br>Scott Linehan paid for the Rams 0-4 start with his job as he was fired Monday after St. Louis lost to the Buffalo Bills 31-14. Jim Haslett has been given the job for now... <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212175214.shtml"><b>More</b>

Jobs in Italy: museum curator wanted as Pompeii to be protected
They’re not wrong when they say that this would be a “whopper” job for a museum curator. Italy is currently seeking a head curator that would have the responsibility of running all museums in the country - that’s responsibility for 1,500 museums. It’s about exploiting, and protecting, Italy’s cultural heritage whose decay is highlighted by the state of emergency declared at the Pompeii historical site. In an interesting twist though, once Pompeii’s restoration is c

Jesse McCartney’s Guest Apperance on ‘Law & Order’ Video
Musician Jesse McCartney guest stars on tomorrow night’s episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC. He does a pretty good job for a white boy. POSTED BY: Bobby Ray Jones Related Posts Jesse Metcalfe: Drunk and NakedStalker Tries To Kill Sandra Bullock’s HusbandJesse Metcalfe Gets DumpedVIDEO PREMIERE: Donnie Klang feat. Diddy - “Take You There”Jesse Metcalfe Gets Punched Out after Trying to Chat Up Taryn Manning‘The Bachelorette’ DeAnna Pappas Dump

Hail to the Lil' Chief! 'Lil' Bush: Resident Of The United States Season Two (Uncensored)' DVD Hits Stores on Tuesday, October 14
Guest Voices Include Kevin Federline, Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead), Fred Schneider And Kate Pierson (The B-52's), Joel And Benji Madden (Good Charlotte) And Joe Escalante Bonus Materials Include 'My Lil' Bush' Music Video, Custom Animated Shorts And Animatics, And Audio Commentary NEW YORK, Oct. 6 /PRNewswire/ -- Lil' George and his Lil' Cronies are back for more cover-ups, conspiracies and hot dogs than ever. These freckle-faced kiddies get themselves in and out of crazy misadventures

More PJ! "My Boys" renewed for a third season
TBS has just picked up a third season of My Boys, its very funny comedy created by a woman (Betsy Thomas) about a female sportswriter (Jordana Spiro) whose friends are all men, except her BFF Stephanie (Kellee Stewart). In announcing the pickup, TBS cited the show's growth from Season 1 to Season 2 by 14%. It's great to see a show helmed by a woman succeed, and now (well, next summer) we'll get answers to the big questions from last season: Will Stephanie and Kenny's mutual loathing or attraction win o

Eve Plumb, aka 'Jan Brady,' tries to avoid the limelight
Eve Plumb is not the "Brady Bunch" daughter who’s been in the headlines. That would be Maureen McCormick (who played older sister Marcia) with her lurid memoir "Here’s the Story." Plumb also isn’t the one who displayed his love life on reality TV series and is hosting the new syndicated game show "Trivial Pursuit: America Plays." That would be Christopher Knight (Peter), though Plumb, Susan Olsen (Cindy), Mike Lookinland (Bobby) and Barry Williams (Greg) just participated in the show&rsqu

No More Baked Alaska for Bristol’s Baby Daddy?
Imagine you are Levi Johnston. Like all 18-year-old males, you feel you own the world. Makes your mouth water. Hey—keep your tongue in your mouth! You can’t let them know what you’re up to. But they’re not going to know what hit ’em. Right now your playing field is the ice; you kick ass. But the wider world is also hungry for your tear-it-up testosterone. And you’re gonna see it all. Then suddenly: Well, we all know what happened. Bristol happened to you and then Sarah Palin happened to all of u