Katy Perry On the Cover of FHM
Katy Perry, she kissed a girl and she liked it.  I’ll tell you what I like, Katy Perry’s tits.  I have not kissed them, but I bet you I’d like it.  They wouldn’t even have to taste like cherry chapstick.  They could taste like sweat and Katy Perry stank and I would still be all over them.  I’m a degenerate and a slut, but I buckle every time for a sweet rack like that. Facebook No Comments Topics:

Nicollette Gets Another Year Older
Nicollette Sheridan celebrated her birthday dressed like a Vegas showgirl.  The part that I find astounding is the fact that she’s wearing a dress.  Does this bitch even wear clothes when she’s not on her stupid television show?  I was under the impression that she realized she was supposed to wear her bikini everywhere because it takes away from the fact that her face is melting off like she’s Skeletor. Facebook No Comments

Your Daily Fug: Carmen Electra
Does anyone here remember when Carmen Electra did not look like Keroppi?  Ugh, girlfriend looks terrible.  I’m not sure if it’s cause yellow isn’t her color, if she’s put on weight or if her latest round of plastic surgery was getting her neck removed.  I’m not saying she’s totally busted, but I wouldn’t be happy to be seen with any woman that could be mistaken for the nepalese baby (may induce vomiting). Facebook

Reese Witherspoon Lights Up The Red Carpet
Reese Witherspoon is not the first actress I think of when I am trying to get off.  However, this bitch knows how to pull it together and look glamorous when she has to attend a red carpet event.  Plus, I appreciate the fact that she wears Avon makeup and more affordable products like the Banana Republic shoes she has on.  It’s nice to know that fashion does not necessarily mean I have to get deeper in debt. Well, there’s that and the fact that I know she’s one of those girls that looks

Foreign Girls Are An Infinate Win
Meet European and bootylicious model Debreczeni Zita.  She’s on the December 2008 cover of Hungarian magazine CKM.  If you handed me a thousand dollars and asked me to correctly pronounce her name I’ probably butcher it, but that’s alright.  Awesome European models like Debreczeni here don’t care if you can even speak because their standards are so low that they took their clothes off for thirteen scheckles and a goat.  Man, I love being an American. More photos after the jump

Kim Kardashian Hosts A Party To Honor Herself
First she has to take the photos and then she has to throw herself a party honoring the beauteousness which is Miss Kim K!  Or whatever.  I guess she’s totally proud that she let the people of Vegas Magazine talk her into dressing like she was an extra in Dynasty. Well Kim, I guess I haven’t made myself clear.  If you’re going to continue to waste my time setting up photo ops where you’re fully clothed then you might as well go live under a rock. No one wants to see you with you

POLL: Who Is the Sexiest Vampire?
From the popular Buffy the Vampire Slayer to HBO’s True Blood to Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga, vampires have outdone Justin Timberlake at ushering sexy back. In the world of the supernatural, werewolves may be a girl’s best friend, but it’s the blood suckers who have the women swooning for a bite. Tell us who you think the sexiest vampire is: Source:www.People.com No tags for this post. Related posts No related posts. RSS feed for comments on this p

Aunt Jessica Simpson ‘Over the Moon’
“Bronx is beyond precious. I’m over the moon with joy,” the singer said Friday. “Life is a beautiful miracle. Ashlee and Pete are healthy, happy, and enjoying every moment.” Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed their first child on Thursday night. “We can’t wait to spend Bronx’s first holidays together with the whole family,” Joe and Tina Simpson said Friday. “We are truly blessed.” Who’s your Favorite Star Under 35?

Julianne Hough On The Red Carpet
Julianne Hough cruised down the red carpet of the CMA in this nightmare of a gown. The gown distacts from Julianne’s pretty face and the style of the gown does nothing to show off her smoking body. Leave a Comment Name E-mail URL Permalink Related posts:Julianne Hough Bikini Videoshoot Dancing With The Starts Champion Julianne Hough rece

Michael Jackson Converts To Islam Becomes Muslim
Michael Jackson? Yawn. Normally we wouldn’t care about his Gloveness, but this is kind of amusing: Michael Jackson is now a Muslim! Jackson has been noted for his lifelong devotion to the Jehovah’s Witness ‘religion’, but now has converted to the nation of Islam. UK paper The Sun reports: A source told the paper, “They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea. An Imam