I love you Will Forte.: PHOTO
Entry tags: Saturday Night Live I love you Will Forte. Will Forte reads an except from Tommy Lee's Autobiography. http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/w ill-forte-reads-tommy-lees-Autobiography http://www.celebrityautobiography.c om that was posted by Miss Amanda Dobbins, who I believe may be a member here. SHOW YOURSELF! hader not so hidden.

Is `SNL' leasing its sketches to advertisers? (AP)
NEW YORK – Was "MacGruber" a " Saturday Night Live " sketch or Pepsi commercial? Depending on when you were watching television over the weekend, it was hard to tell. On Saturday night's "SNL," the recurring bit starring cast member Will Forte aired three times during the show, each time with comical over-the-top promotion for Pepsi. Then on Sunday night, one of the same "MacGruber" sketches

Celebrity Autobiography Welcomes Adsit, Forte, Kind, Pack, Reyfel, Shepherd and Wiig Jan. 5
"SNL" stars Will Forte and Kristin Wiig join Richard Kind, Scott Adsit, Eugene Pack, Dayle Reyfel and Sherri Shepherd for Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words at the Triad Jan. 5. The ongoing Triad run, according to press notes, "features a line-up of rotating performers who interpret the actual words and stories written by the famous and the infamous, in both solo and ensemble 'chamber' pieces." Celebrities whose personal stories are presented in the evenings include Elizabeth Tayl

Pamela Anderson "doesn't spy" on her kids: PHOTO
Pamela Anderson tells her sons the FBI monitor their computers and phones to stop them getting up to no good. The 42-year-old actress refuses to spy on sons Brandon, 13, and 11-year-old Dylan, her children with ex-husband Tommy Lee, but still worries about what they are doing when she isn't around. To stop them going on unsuitable websites or arranging to do things without her permission she tells them officers from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) have access to all their gadgets. "I...

Sarajevo festival to show own films for first time - Reuters
The Sarajevo Film Festival (SFF), which opens on Friday with debut feature "Snow" by Bosnian director Aida Begic, Will for the first time show films produced under its own talent program, fulfilling a dream of its founders.

How is Mark NeJame helping Cindy Anthony?
Could it be that Cindy Anthony is beyond help when it comes to public relations? With great fanfare, Orlando criminal defense attorney Mark NeJame came aboard to advise George and Cindy Anthony, grandparents of missing Caylee Anthony. But Cindy Anthony's shouting match with protesters Saturday night suggested she isn't following NeJame's advice. Why can't she stay in her house? In television interviews last week, NeJame stressed that  George and Cindy are victims in this case: They're having troub

Make Room for Park(ing) Day 2008 on Friday!
Map courtesy of the Open Planning Project. Friday is Park(ing) Day, when New York City's obscene surfeit of parking spots Will, for one glorious day, finally be put to good use! This year's Park(ing) Day Will see roughly 50 parking spaces—twice the number as last year—transformed into creative little urban oases. The whole thing started back in 2005, when Transportation Alternatives commandeered a parking spot and put out chairs so people could sit and gab. Now it's an international event in 50 cities

EU Force Cannot Enter Georgia Buffer Zone: Russia
European Union ceasefire monitors Will for now not operate inside a security zone south of Georgia's breakaway South Ossetia region but talks on access are continuing,...... <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212175426.shtml"><b>More</b>

New York Fugshion Week: Day Five
Get ready, ladies! The men of Spring 09 are going all pirate on your ass! Well, at least they Will for Betsy Johnson, whose show was the most CRACKED OUT yet, which is saying a lot. Did we mention she had a pirate walk the runway? Tossing out doubloons? Because she DID. Nothing, really, can top that. But we did go to some other shows: – So, Nastia Liukin AND Ryan Lochte ARE TOTALLY DATING! We saw them together, it must be true. Also, other people came to Max Azria. Who? We don’t know. We’

Knut's Keeper Found Dead
As if Knut the polar bear weren't miserable enough (we saw him in person this past spring and he was one depressed cub), more tragedy has befallen the fluffy young thing who was rejected by his mother. Thomas Dörflein, the zoo keeper who raised the celebrity polar bear, has died. Dörflein was found dead in his Berlin apartment over the weekend, and German news agency DPA said he had been ill for quite some time. Dörflein took charge of Knut in December 2006 and even spent that Christmas wi

AfterElton Briefs: Will Young brands himself "the worst gay", Tom Ford's Isherwood film bulks up, and more!
Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious. UK pop star Will Young noted recently that he's "the worst gay person ever" because he hasn't done much in the way of campaigning for gay causes. I still have a feeling we can find a few worse than you, Will. (For starters, your hair is divine!) In this brief interview, Anderson Cooper suggests that gonzo drag act Kiki a

-SNL' Sketch -Hamilton' Drew Barrymore & Will Forte
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“The Real House Babies of New Jersey” To Be Bravo's Next Hit Show: PHOTO
This title is what we WOULD be typing if Bravo Executives realized what a HIT TV SHOW smelled like. ( Ed. Note : I know they do.) Check out the freshly baked babies of Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Jacqueline. The one on the left, the little girl wearing a selection from the Bea Arthur on the River Styx collection… her name is Audrina . And the little boy? You know, the one on the right who looks like tiny Samuel L. Jackson ? His name is Nicholas . The Fashion shoot was...

-Weekend Update Thursday': Seth and Amy! Really!
Last night kicked off the Weeked Update: Thursday editions, which Will run until 30 Rock rejoins the line-up Oct. 15. The inevitable Joe Wilson sketch was pretty funny — Will Forte’s panic-face is a total treasure — but I think the writers overestimated our appetite for political impressions: Jimmy Carter, Michael Steele, and James Carville? Still, the plain-old Weekend Update one-liners were dead-on (”Also Whitney Houston’s drug? Drugs.”), and as always, the...

Urlbot Eliot Gets The Best Tattoo... Ever?!: PHOTO
It's no secret around Internet-town that our very own Urlbot, Eliot Glazer , is the high priest of Golden Girls worship . More specifically, he'll tell you he's truly faithful to one special 'girl', and that lady is none other than Ms. Bea Arthur (RIP). Need further proof? Check out Eliot's new Bea Arthur Tattoo .

'Star Wars' Holiday Special - This IS the 1978 Cartoon You're Looking For: VIDEO
A 'Star Wars' variety show, starring characters named "Itchy" and "Lumpy?" An inexplicable musical number by none other than the late Bea Arthur ? And since when did the 'Star Wars' universe expand to encompass Harvey Korman and Art Carney? One wouldn't be too far off the mark to accuse the creators of 'The Star Wars Holiday Special' of having been drunk on Jawa Juice when they made this legendarily bad (aka, awesome) slice of holiday entertainment. Starring the entire "Star Wars" cast with the...

At London Fashion Week, Daisy Lowe is Newly Single; Will Josh Hartnett Pounce?
After attending New York Fashion Week with her boyfriend, DJ Mark Ronson—the two attended Alexander Wang's show last week—Daisy Lowe has returned back to London a single woman. The Daily Mail reports that Ms. Lowe, who is 19, split up with the 33-year-old Mr. Ronson last week. After walking in the PPQ show at London Fashion Week yesterday, she was seen heading back to the apartment of her closer-in-age ex, 21-year-old singer Will Cameron of the band Blondell. The model and daughter of Gavin Rossdal

Anchor Bay picks up -Slammin' Salmon'
Anchor Bay Films has acquired theatrical distribution rights to the Broken Lizard comedy "The Slammin' Salmon," directed by Kevin Heffernan. It is planning a December theatrical release. "Salmon" stars the Broken Lizard comedy troupe, comprised of Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske, along with Michael Clarke Duncan, Cobie Smulders, April Bowlby, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Olivia Munn, Will Forte, Lance Henriksen, Vivica A. Fox and Morgan Fairchild. Its plot...

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jenny Slate Is Fucking Famous Now: VIDEO
Duh Aficionado Magazine: Jenny Slate Is Fucking Famous Now Well, that happened fast! So, as you know, Saturday Night Live premiered this weekend with host Megan Fox . I thought it was a pretty good episode! Lots has already been written about it , and the general consensus seems to be that the show was a dud, but I'm not sure why. Admittedly, I am no longer able to watch it from an entirely objective standpoint . But there were plenty of laffs. Stewardesses! Will Forte's HOTSTUFF new haircut!...

MacGruber! Set Pics.: PHOTO
The sure-to-be goofy “MacGruber” has already commenced shooting (didn’t they just announce this thing like yesterday?), and set pics from the movie have leaked online. Check out Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, and Will Forte on set via JustJared . Like I said: sure to be goofy as all get-out, and that’s pretty goofy. Jorma Taccone directs. A comedy based on Will Forte’s bumbling secret agent whose lack of skill and abundance of personal problems serve as a detriment...

First Photos of Will Forte, Kristin Wiig and Ryan Phillippe in MACGRUBER
Photos taken only yesterday on the New Mexico set of the SNL skit-turned-feature “MacGruber” have made their way onto the interweb.

Tune in Tonight: Gwen Ifill vs. Sarah Palin
The extreme buzz around the debate got even louder yesterday when it was revealed that moderator Gwen Ifill is writing a pro-Obama book, The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama, that is scheduled to be released on Inauguration Day. She has also written an article for ‘Essence’ magazine titled, “The Obamas: Portrait of an American Family.”  Gwen Will for sure make upwards of a million dollars if Barack Obama becomes President in book sales.  Her book Will sell like

10/7 Dancing with the Stars Results. Who Went Home?
No one goes home tonight, because of the forced departure of Misty May-Treanor due to her injury, but the judges scores Will be additive next week, so the low couple at the bottom of the totem pole Will have ground to make up in the votes next week. It comes down to who “WOULD” have been going home rather than who Will… for now. In no particular order, they call out the names, only saying that the last couple has the lowest point total. 1. Brooke & Derek 2. Cloris and Corky (Please!)