Dear Empress, Step Away From The A-Hole
Yesterday, the Ivy rolled out the royal carpet for the Empress of Lucite and that piece of trash Prince Von A-Hole. The always gracious and elegant Shauna Sand allowed that bag of hot donut sweat to bestow her with some cheap lingerie. Being the kind soul that she is, Shauna accepted Prince Von A-Hole...Full Article @ Dlisted Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

Lucite Kisses
After this picture was taken, several hos around the Empress of Lucite were rushed to the free clinic and treated for severe exposure to concentrated elegance. Once again, Shauna Sand has no idea the power she wields. One air kiss from Shauna is enough to put you into a deep coma where you'll only dream of lucite and Wet 'n' Wild lip gloss. Here's the most famous pair of exquisite lucite heels on the planet with their gorgeous owner at a National Lampoon party the other night. Oh and Holly Madison was ther

Shauna Sand Ho'ing It Up @ The Playboy Mansion
Photo Credit: Splash News You’d think Shauna would be one of the ladies decked out in the body paint, but I guess she just wasn’t feeling it that night. For those of you don’t know, Shauna Sand was once married to actor Lorenzo Lamas & has three daughters with him (at least that’s how...

Dear Empress, Step Away From The A-Hole
Yesterday, the Ivy rolled out the royal carpet for the Empress of Lucite and that piece of trash Prince Von A-Hole. The always gracious and elegant Shauna Sand allowed that bag of hot donut sweat to bestow her with some cheap lingerie. Being the kind soul that she is, Shauna accepted Prince Von A-Hole's gifts with a beautiful smile. But we all know that the minute she puts on that sleazy shit, her celestial skin will melt it off. The Empress of Lucite is much too pure for tawdry shit like that! Only the fin

Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Shauna Sand
Here's Shauna Sand exhibiting some serious poise and dignity as she makes her way to the Metropolitan Opera. Ha! I wish. Girlfriend was trolling the streets of Hollywood in an outfit constructed from the skin shed by her pet snake. That expressive Shauna is always so resourceful! And let's not forget the clear heels, which are Shauna's "string of pearls." I bet they're a family heirloom, handed down from generations of slutty Sand women, first brought over to this country on the Mayflower. I feel lik

Quickies Redux
Shauna Sand outside Coco De Ville nightclub in Hollywood (9/10) + Pam Anderson to Sarah Palin: ‘Suck It!’ [Just Jared] + Ashley Tisdale is still ugly [Drunken Stepfather] + Megan Fox’s hotness gets recycled [Egotastic!] + Paz Vega is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed] + Tyra Banks weight 160 pounds [ICYDK] + Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part XXVII [Popoholic] + Aria Giovanni is [...]

Fashion Disaster: YSL Touch Eclat For Men
The former Big Brother 9 Stuart Pilkington contestant is showing off the YSL Touche Eclat for Men guyliner that I have learned from these pictures, is magic and looks as if it might be the same kind of eyeliner that Shauna Sand favors. The minute you put it on your eyes, it makes your shirt and chest hair dissolve. So be careful where you are when you apply put it on! Photo Credit: Getty Images Website: www.gettyimages.com Tags: Body Parts, Fashion Disaster, Fashion

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and arefairly decent. Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side. Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading. I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'. (Shauna Sand - take notes). More p

Girls Next Door and some friends looking sexy
Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson were all looking splendid at the Playboy Mansion this weekend when they attended the National Lampoon’s American Fantasy party. I am not reading too much in to anything, but Kendra didn’t hop on the Rolls Royce with Holly and Bridget.  Also in attendance was Shauna Sand, former Playmates, and lovely painted ladies.  How does on go about getting painted Playmates to just hang out like that? .gallery { margin: auto; } .galle

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and arefairly decent. Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side. Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading. I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'. (Shauna Sand - take notes). More p

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
  Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and are fairly decent.  Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side.  Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading.  I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'