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Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic): VIDEO
Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic) It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This is news that's better heard on an empty stomach. I mean, sure, the first two side-by-side pictures depicting Keanu Reeves's age-defying youthfulness could literally have been taken within 30 seconds of each other. There is no fact-checking...

The Fairmont Offering Ten Days -- and Nights -- of Deals: PHOTO
It should be more widely known that Canadians are a giving people. The folks in the geographical apartment above ours invented provided the pager, the foghorn, and basketball. We also have them to thank, or perhaps curse, for the Blackberry. As for talent, or something close to it, Canadians Alannis Morissette, Leonard Cohen, Keanu Reeves, and Natasha Henstridge have all come down to borrow our proverbial cups of sugar. And although the Maple Leafers didn't give us The Fairmont Hotels -- that's...

Keanu Reeves really is Immortal!: VIDEO
Proof has been uncovered that actor Keanu Reeves has been alive for an incredibly long time. Once again fact is stranger than fiction. Check out the video below and let the conspiracy theories begin! Thanks to GeekTyrant reader Don D for the tip! Share and Enjoy This website uses IntenseDebate comments , but they are not currently loaded because either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or they didn't load fast enough. 21220 1 Rant-Back so far...

Keanu Reeves - Reeves Battle With Canadian Woman Continues: PHOTO
Keanu Reeves' battle with a woman alleging he's the father of her kids is set to drag on - she is contesting the results of a paternity test. DNA tests have conclusively disproved Karen Sala's claims that the Speed star is the biological dad of at least one of her kids - but the 46 year old is relaunching her bid for financial support, according to Reeves' lawyer. The actor's attorney Lorne Wolfson tells Eonline.com, "Ms. Sala is challenging the validity of the DNA testing, so the case goes...

Keanu Reeves? You Are NOT The Father!: PHOTO
Back in May I told you about some crazy “I don’t need a lawyer, I’m acting on my own behalf” chick who claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered at least one, if not all four, of her adult children.

Vera Farmiga and James Caan Join “Henry's Crime”
Vera Farmiga and James Caan are joining Keanu Reeves in “ Henry’s Crime .” The movie is a Romantic Comedy that will be directed by Malcolm Venville (44 Inch Chest). The script was written by Sacha Gervasi (Anvil! The Story of Anvil). In the film, Reeves plays a big-hearted man who is falsely accused of pulling a Robbery on a bank in Buffalo. Farmiga will play the love interest of Reeves’ character. It isn’t clear what role James Caan will have. The movie will begin...

Keanu Reeves - Reeves Not The Father Of Canadian Womans Kids: PHOTO
Keanu Reeves has learned he's not the father of a Canadian woman's kids. Karen Sala insisted the movie star take a DNA test to prove he's not the daddy of at least one of her four kids. Sala, 46, was seeking $150,000 (

Keanu Reeves Can Bust Into The "You Are Not The Father Dance" Now: PHOTO
According to DNA tests, Keanu Reeves is not the father of four grown-ups after all. A permanent resident of Crazy Town (Mayor: Claire Cruise) who goes by the name of Karen Sala filed papers claiming that Keanu's sperm fish humped on her eggs four times. Karen's kids ( no relation ) are all adults now, but she was still hitting Keanu up for $150,000 in child support retroactive to June 1988 and $3 million a month in spousal support retroactive from November 2006. Karen might have been married to...

Keanu Reeves Is Not The Baby Daddy: PHOTO
The results are less exciting when Maury Povich isn't the one dispensing the news, but we bet Keanu Reeves doesn't mind. A DNA test proved that Keanu was not the father of any of a dumb Canadian woman's kids. Karen Sala claimed that Keanu sperminated her for at least of her four grown-up children, but Keanu protested that he never even met the woman, much less get busy with her business. It's a good thing that he isn't the father - she was looking for a HUGE payout for some very late child and...

Maria Bello @ 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala: VIDEO
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin Maria Bello stars in The Private Live of Pippa Lee as Suky Sarkissian. The movie stars Robin Penn Wright but also features Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder , Blake Lively and Monica Bellucci . It's set for limited US release next month.

Test proves Keanu Reeves is not father of a Canadian woman's children: PHOTO
DNA test ends mum Karen Sala's claim that Matrix star Keanu Reeves fathered at least one of her four children

Keanu Reeves is Not the Dad: PHOTO
Crazy celebrity Stalkers, scare me. Especially the ones that are convinced that their children are the celebrity’s children. Alleged coocoo Karen Sala, was claiming the Keanu Reeves was the father of her FOUR ADULT children. Reeves says he never even met her so he eventually took a DNA test to prove it. DNA says Keanu is NOT the father. But Sala is still saying he is. um… COO COO “Ms. Sala is challenging the validity of the DNA testing, so the case goes on,”...

DNA Test Shows Keanu Reeves is Not the Father: PHOTO
A DNA test has proved that actor Keanu Reeves is not father to some random Canadian woman’s adult child. The woman in question, Karen Sala , accused Reeves of fathering at least one of her four children. However, a DNA test proved that Reeves is not the father. Karen Sala , 46, was perhaps seeking DNA tests out of love. Perhaps she wanted to prove fatherhood, in order to have Reeves in her childrens’ lives, because he would make such a snazzy father who would love them very, very...

Vera Farmiga, James Caan join Keanu Reeves drama
Vera Farmiga and James Caan will join Keanu Reeves in Romantic Comedy Henry’s Crime , according to Variety . Sacha Gervasi wrote the script and Malcolm Venville will direct. Reeves plays a kind man falsely accused of robbing a bank, and Farmiga will play his love interest. Henry’s Crime is set to shoot in upstate New York later this year. Previous Post NBC plans drama about crime-solving magician Next Post 'Desperate Housewives' creator extends deal with ABC Add your...

Winona Ryder - Ryder Lived Rough For New Indie Movie: PHOTO
Winona Ryder 'slummed it' on the set of low-budget movie THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE and had to rely on co-star Keanu Reeves to get her to a coffee shop. The actress insisted on simple comforts when she signed on for the gritty indie movie - but she had no idea how simple they'd be. She says, "Little did I know I would be in Danbury, Connecticut, without a rental car, living off a highway. "I had to rely on Keanu, who had the car he drives in the film, to get me to Starbucks - that's how...

Winona Ryder Lived 'rough' for New Indie Movie: PHOTO
Winona Ryder 'slummed it' on the set of low-budget movie THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE and had to rely on co-star Keanu Reeves to get her to a coffee shop. The actress insisted on simple comforts when she signed on for the gritty indie movie - but she had no idea how simple they'd be. I had to rely on Keanu, who had the car he drives in the film, to get me to Starbucks - that's how low-budget it was. She says, "Little did I know I would be in Danbury, Connecticut, without a rental car, living...

Farmiga, Caan partner for 'Crime'
Vera Farmiga and James Caan have been set to star with Keanu Reeves in "Henry's Crime," the Romantic Comedy that will be directed by Malcolm Venville ("44 Inch Chest"). Sacha Gervasi ("Anvil! The Story of Anvil") penned the script. The picture, hatched by Reeves and his Company Films partner Stephen Hamel, is fast gathering accomplices. David Mimran and Jordan Schur of Mimran Schur Pictures have come aboard to co-finance and produce, and GK Films affiliate Parlay Films has been retained to sell...

Farmiga, Caan partner for 'Crime'
Vera Farmiga and James Caan have been set to star with Keanu Reeves in "Henry's Crime," the Romantic Comedy that will be directed by Malcolm Venville ("44 Inch Chest"). Sacha Gervasi ("Anvil! The Story of Anvil") penned the script. The picture, hatched by Reeves and his Company Films partner Stephen Hamel, is fast gathering accomplices. David Mimran and Jordan Schur of Mimran Schur Pictures have come aboard to co-finance and produce, and GK Films affiliate Parlay Films has been retained to sell...

Reeves' Battle With Canadian Woman Continues: PHOTO
Keanu Reeves' battle with a woman alleging he's the father of her kids is set to drag on - she is contesting the results of a paternity test. DNA Tests have conclusively disproved Karen Sala's claims that the Speed star is the biological dad of at least one of her kids - but the 46 year old is relaunching her bid for financial support, according to Reeves' lawyer. Sala is challenging the validity of the Dna testing, so the case goes on The actor's attorney Lorne Wolfson tells Eonline.com, "Ms....

ohnotheydidnt: When I posted this item some weeks ago a: PHOTO
When I posted this item some weeks ago a lot of people were interested to find the outcome. So here it is, the final word from the court. Act surprised. DNA test clears Keanu Reeves in Canadian paternity suit: Lawyer By Jordana Huber, Canwest News Service October 14, 2009 4:30 PM Toronto

Did Keanu Reeves Father A Small Litter?
Some crazy lady has come forth claiming that Keanu Reeves fathered her four children during an on-again, off-again

Keanu Reeves Rejoices At Not Being The Daddy: PHOTO
It is indeed a proud day for Keanu Reeves, who is happy to report that is is not the the baby daddy of Karen Sala’s children. The Canadian filed a suit, requesting that The Matrix actor pay child support.At the time the news first broke, a rep for Reeves...

Win 'The Private Lives of Pippa Lee' on DVD and a copy of the book: PHOTO
Golden Globe nominee Robin Wright Penn and Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively head an all-star cast including, Alan Arkin, Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder and Julianne Moore, in The Private Lives of Pippa Lee , available on DVD for the first time from 2 November. Robin Wright Penn is luminous in the central role as Pippa Lee, the beautiful, charming but unknowable heroine of gifted writer-director Rebecca Miller’s beautifully rendered adaptation of her own novel. A woman in the prime of life,...

DNA Proves Keanu Reeves Not The Father Of Canadian Woman's Kids: PHOTO
Keanu Reeves has learned he's not the father of a Canadian woman's kids. Karen Sala insisted the movie star take a DNA test to prove he's not the daddy of at least one of her four kids.