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VP Debate w. Sarah Palin & Biden (Full Video)
It was amazing how after the fact, if you turned it on to Foxnews - how they were hailing Palin, and if you turned it on to MSNBC, they were saying how she blows. At one point she even was all folksy like, ‘heck I’ve only been at this for 5 weeks,’ and then also did that cheesy wink: ? If I hear the word Maverick one more time, I am going to start shooting people in the fucking streets. Share: Permalink Posted in: election, video,

How 'SNL' Plans to Cover Last Night's Debate (Without Having to Actually Hire a Black Woman) [Workarounds]
Though pundits like Time's Mark Halperin are claiming that last night's vice presidential debate left Saturday Night Live little to parody (really?), it's hard to imagine that SNL would leave its ratings on the table by ignoring what was perhaps the most-anticipated Sarah Palin event of the entire election year. Now, according to EW's Michael Ausiello, SNL does indeed plan to cover the debate, which leaves it with one problem: the moderator, Gwen Ifill, was a black woman, and SNL still has none in its cast.

Sarah Palin 'Folksy' Everyone On TV Declares [Clips]
newVideoPlayer("/Folksy.flv", 506, 423,""); Here is a clip of everyone on TV trying desperately to explain Sarah Palin's lousy, winky, over-rehearsed debate performance. All of them say she was "folksy," a useless term that means she drops her g's when she speaks. That is literally all it means. Well, that and "she is a little dumb and a very nice example of the kind of condescending to rural voters and poors that we always admonish in Democrats and always celebrate in Republicans." Hey, click on this and

Now Do Your Sarah Palin Impression! [Books]
30 Rock's Tina Fey's book sold to Little, Brown. Observer]

Palin-Biden debate: Tied, No. 2 all-time
The debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden last night tied for the second-most-watched presidential or vice presidential debate of all time, Nielsen now reports. Only Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter in 1980 outdrew these two -- with the 1990 presidential debate drawing 80 million viewers Palin and Biden drew a national audience of 69.9 million -- matching the second debate among Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush and H. Ross Perot in 1992, And of course, the 2008 running mates drew 17.5 mil

20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles We’d Like To See
Good ol’ Larry Flynt. When he’s not wheelin’ around “Just bein Larry”, he’s creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin’ Paylin , featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose “real” name...Full Article @ best week ever Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles We’d Like To See
Good ol' Larry Flynt. When he's not wheelin' around "Just bein Larry", he's creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin' Paylin, featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose "real" name is Lisa Ann. But Nailin' Paylin? Really Lar? We're pretty sure you could have done a lot better than that. So here are our suggestions for 20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles. (Note: None of these titles are actually better than Nailin' Paylin.) 20. The Bush C*ck

Sarah Palin's Lipliner Is Tattooed, Ya But Can She Run The Country?
  Some people think that Sarah Palin faked her fifth pregnancy and that baby Trig is actually the son of her 17-year-old daughter.  That's pretty heavy stuff - however, most likely not true.  And then we heard that Palin had a tanning bed installed in the governor's mansion - reportedly purchased with her own money and not that of the tax payers, but still, do we want a bronzed up vice president?  Now it's rumored that Sarah has had her lipliner tattooed o

Sarah Palin Was Annoyed. Oh, THAT'S Why She Sucked
 Here's a little snippet of an interview Sarah Palin did with Fox News. She responds to why she did so crappy in those Katie Couric interviews. It wasn't because she's stupid. She was mad. Yeah, that's the ticket. SourceRelated Posts Homer Simpson Fulfils His American Duties Sandra Bernhard Axed From Benefit Because of Sarah Palin Joke Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin "A Bimbo" Tina Fey Returns as Sarah Palin: Hilarious Video Sarah Palin Says Goodbye to Her SonSarah Palin Lov

Dead Monster Washes Ashore In Russia [Good Luck With Your Hell Demons]
No, not Putin! Ha ha! In an effort to ramp up competition with the United States, Russia has produced its own version of the feared and revered Montauk Monster. It's the Moscow Monster! Its carcass washed ashore on the Eastern coast of the Motherland, indicating that Sarah Palin likely shot it from hundreds of yards away in Alaska, while nestled in her rooftop hunting blind. Russian scientists have yet to identify the creature. Note that it is a more hideous and distorted version of the kinder, gentler Amer

Hillary: You know who rocked kind of hard last night? Sarah Palin
PUMAmania!

Sean Combs 'Scared' Of Palin.
Sean Combs 'Scared' Of Palin.... Rapper Sean 'Diddy' Combs has hit out at U.S. vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin again - branding the Governor of Alaska "worse than the boogeyman". The hip-hop mogul has been urging youths to use their vote in the upcoming elections to help shape their future, and last month (Sep08) branded White House hopeful...

Fox News Tops Competition (And All-Time Record) During Vice Presidential Debate
On Thursday night, Fox News' telecast of the Vice Presidential debate attracted more viewers than either MSNBC's or CNN's. The event also ranked as Fox News' highest telecast in the network's 12-year history. From a Fox News release: FNC's coverage of the debate was the network's highest rated telecast EVER, averaging 11.1 million viewers. Additionally, it was FNC's highest primetime average EVER in its 12 year history. See below for the data according to Nielsen Media Research: Vice Presidential Addr

Sarah Palin's Got A Facebook Page; I'm Holding Out For The Mommy-Blog
I have just two questions about Sarah Palin's Facebook profile (pictured after the jump): does she have the Scrabblicious app, and how often does she get poked?   Note that she's member of Mothers Against Daughters' Diaphragms (MADD), MILFs For Jesus, and Shootin' Stuff In The Face For Fun Enthusiasts. Think she'd befriend me?  + DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT

During an Interview With Fox News, Sarah Palin Criticizes Katie Couric
Today, Sarah Palin sat down for an interview with Carl Cameron, the chief political correspondent for Fox News. In one portion of the interview, Mr. Cameron asked the Alaska governor about her recent stumbles in interviews. Governor Palin took the opportunity to take a shot at Katie Couric of CBS News. (This comes via Politico's Michael Calderone.) Here's what Governor Palin said: "The Sarah Palin in those interviews is a little bit annoyed. Because it's like, man, no matter what you say, you're goi

Canadians watched homegrown political debate over U.S. one: CTV
TORONTO - Faced with a choice between the U.S. vice-presidential debate and a showdown involving their homegrown political leaders, Canadian TV viewers appeared to be more interested in what was going on in their own backyard. Thursday night's faceoff in the U.S. generated intense interest because of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the moose-hunting hockey mom sharing the presidential ticket with Republican John McCain. Her opponent in the debate was Joe Biden, who's the running-mate of Democrat Barack Obama.

Transom Week In Review: Armin Amiri's New Diner; Steve Dunleavy's Farewell Party; Robert De Niro and a Grittier New York
At a lunch in honor of Bill Maher's Religuous, we solicited opinions on religion and religious person Sarah Palin from Kathleen Turner, Joy Behar, Janeane Garofalo, and Andre Balazs.  We took a walk down a rather dissolute memory lane with David Carr and Tom Arnold at a Soho House celebration for the film adaptation of Toby Young's How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (bonus: info on star Kirsten Dunst's burgeoning writing career!). Robet De Niro expressed ambivalence about a poorer--but grittier!-

How Sarah Palin Thinks
For those of you wondering where Sarah Palin came up with her ridiculously empty answers during last night's debate…

Diddy Is Scared of Sarah Palin
While normally Diddy’s video blogs are annoying (and thus not worth the time and effort to be posted) this one bordered on the side of genius. Yes, you read that correctly. Diddy is scared of Sarah Palin!  I’ve had my reservations in the past as to whether or not Diddy knows how ignorant he sounds. more [...]

Debate Reaction: Debating Ifill
After a busy week, including a broken ankle and something the cablers may have touched on about a book, Gwen Ifill moderated last night's vice presidential debate. How'd it go? Some reaction: • The Los Angeles Times' James Rainey labels Ifill a "true journalist" in his story's headline. "Gwen Ifill of PBS demonstrated abundant dignity as referee of the much-anticipated debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden," he writes. Rainey brought up the issue with her upcoming book, and wrote, "Regardless of

Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn
The Sarah Palin porn is a go! After a casting notice went up earlier this week on Craigslist, the ho portraying Sarah Palin in new porn Nailin’ Paylin will be Lisa Ann (pictured above, right). Finally, the White House motorboat scene we’ve all been waiting for. When reached for comment, Lisa Ann removed two dark footlong penises from her mouth, clanked them together and said, “Here’s to success!”

Why can't debates be more like talk shows?
Filed under: News, OpEd, Reality-FreeLike a large number of Americans, I watched last night's vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden with great interest. And, like most Americans, I was interested in the debate for reasons other than finding out about each ticket's policy views. I wanted to see Palin and Biden screw up. Big time.Unfortunately (heh), both did fine. Palin spoke in complete sentences that more or less made sense, even if they didn't answer any of Gwen Ifill's questions; Bid

Best of FameCrawler: Week of October 3rd
 Matt Bryant Plays, Honors Son (Updated)Duggars Reveal Sex Of Baby # 18Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin "A Bimbo"Sarah Silverman Is Still Doing That Baby-Making Thing With Jimmy Kimmel.Angelina's Post Baby Body Revealed- PhotosTravis Henry ArrestedJim Carrey Says Jenny McCarthy's Son Taught Him a Deeper LoveJenny McCarthy Hits Back At Amanda Peet On Vaccine IssueChris Rock: Sarah Palin's A Hockey-Mom Version Of Kim KardashianJustin Timberlake Proposes To Jessica Biel! Is She Pregnant?

Kreepie Kats Kould Kare less in "Someone please totally assassinate fred armisen's impression of barack obama with an mx missile filled with ebola monkeys!!" [Kreepie Kats]
[Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats support Sarah Palin drilling through polar bears for angel oil! Klick thru and watch now!]