pop nosh: michael jackson is not dying
† Michael 'wacko' Jackson isn't dying because he actually died years ago...sad but true dlisted † what does Ashlee Simpson's breast milk taste like? just ask hubby Pete Wentz a socialite's life † Tom Cruise lays down the rules when it comes to Nicole Kidman & their kids i'm not obsessed † Jake Gyllenhaal can propose all he wants - reese isn't getting married anytime soon! cele|bitchy † Amy Winehouse is busy making friends down in st. lucia - and she's looking better! c

Did Tina Fey's Fight With Alec Baldwin Actually Happen? [Gossip Roundup]
It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without fighting: Alec Baldwin supposedly slammed Tina Fey's body; Paris Hilton's uncle got attacked and robbed in his home and Nicole Kidman was haunted by Katie Holmes.Tina Fey's sexy new feud with Alec Baldwin just had to be manufactured to promote 30 Rock, right? I mean, really. Alec: "Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing." Tina: "Something wrong with my face?" Alec: It's your entire body that's the problem. Tina: This is coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sara

Paris Hilton Talks Politics With Harper’s Bazaar [Comic]
Here’s what we gather from the interview. Paris will always wear heels as president, she won’t have a cabinet, she’ll have a closet, and she’ll be having lots of “secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.” And what fashion advice does Paris have for her opponent’s VP pick? My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.

3am: 'No mates' Paris Hilton hits London
She's here to make friends - though you'd never have guessed it by Paris Hilton's behaviour yesterday.

Who's Paris' New Pal?
Paris Hilton has got herself a mini-me.Watch Paz emerge from an EIGHT-hour stint at a hairdresser's in London to find a small admirer hanging around.Could be time to call off the BFF search...

Paris Hilton -- Angelyne 2.0
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Quickies!: Paris Shows Off Her Pepto Pink Car
Paris Hilton rewarded herself for being such a good girl this year by buying a gag-me pink colored Bentley worth almost $200,000. [DailyMail] Mary-Kate Olsen knows nothing about a recession. She just thinks there’s a big sale going on. [PerezHilton] Jennifer Hudson is set to make her first public appearance since her family’s tragic murders. [People]

Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you?ve got a hot bod; don?t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend. - Paris Hilton to Sarah Palin.

Links - 12/23/08
Guess the celebrity abs - Answer here. Paris Hilton driving in her Pink bentley - Dlisted Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge And Whitney Port’s Hills Are Disappointing - Hollywood Tuna Rihanna and Chris Brown are Discreet - IDLYITW Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures in Nuts - Egotastic Simon Cowell is a Shirtless Skiier - Just Jared Date Night for Jessica Alba and Cash - Popsugar Lily Allen is a Naked Pear - NSFW - Drunkenstepfather JLo has Spies so Marc doesn't bang groupies Madonna's Underarm Vorte

A new best friend for Paris?
STUNNING heiress Paris Hilton has come all the way over from glamorous LA just to make a new friend.

Paris Hilton Filming UK BFF?
Paris Hilton headed over to Cuckoo Club in Piccadilly while searching out contestants for her UK version of Paris Hilton: My New BFF! “I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie,” the Mirror quoted Paris as saying. Paris supposedly interviewed 12 potential BFFs at the Cuckoo Club, eventually finishing at 4.30am. “Some of the contestants were reduced to tears during the interviews and left the club, covering t

A Car As Fugly As Its Owner
This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000. Her big pink piece of trash car now matches her big pink piece of trash vagina! Actually, there's no way her snatch is pink anymore. That shit is the color of dead fingernails. Pink is the color of her wart milk. Sorr

A new best friend for Paris?
STUNNING heiress Paris Hilton has come all the way over from glamorous LA just to make a new friend.

Paris Hilton's bad taste riles Bryan Ferry
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills.

Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Wednesday Links 12-24-08
Bricks and Stones has The season 4 finale of “The Hills” at Tavern on the Green in New York City Best Celeb Gossip finds Brad Gives Angelina the ‘I Don’t’ ChattahBox shares Study finds beer goggles last longer for women Anything Hollywood shares Beyonce’s Diva Music Video and Lyrics Daily Stab uncovers Paris Hilton buys Pink Bentley Celeb Warship finds [...]

Pete Wentz Tasted Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk; It’s “Soury” &“Weird”
Pete Wentz has continued his massive tour of TMI, which means Ashlee has not yet been able to keep him from talking about her body, previous relationships, their bedroom behavior (NSFW), or stuff that encourages stalkers/freaks who seem to follow every celebrity this time of year (ahem, ahem, ahem). Sirius Radio’s Morning Mash-Up ushered in Pete’s next disastrous interview in which he describes tasting breast milk yesterday. Not altogether unusual (remember that episode of Friends?)

Pete Wentz Reveals Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk Tastes ‘Soury’ and ‘Weird’
Pete Wentz revealed that his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk tastes “soury” and “weird” on SIRIUS Satellite Radio’s The Morning Mash Up! on Monday. The Fall Out Boy bassist may not be a fan, but the couple’s one-month-old son Bronx Mowgli seems to enjoy it. “The baby loves it,” he said. “It’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.” The 29-year-old rocker also revealed he’s enjoying fatherhood and can’

Allie’s ‘Wired HOT Links’ - #115
Rihanna Gets Molested by Chris Brown - City Rag Jessica Simpson Has Gone Domestic - Bricks & Stones Pete Doherty’s Arm Explodes - Holy Moly Victoria Silvstedt Is Classy! - F-Listed Little Baby Winehouse? - Celebrity Smack Everyone Needs Some David Beckham - Popbytes Science Will Turn You On - College Candy Liz Hurley Wants to Sniff Some Glue? - Celeb News [...]

MUSICAL DISTRACTION: “I’M GOING UPSTAIRS,” BY JOHN LEE HOOKER
Today’s Musical Distraction actually comes from one of our readers – a financial whiz who flirted with McCain early on, but come election day plans to “take that next step” with Obama. Mainly because he’s been crying himself to sleep at night over the market collapse and believes that Obama’s policy prescriptions, while not necessarily music to his free market-loving ears, are far more common-sense, reality-based than McCain’s.  He calls this song his 

Barack & Curtis: Manhood, Power & Respect [Short Documentary On How Their Is a 50 Cent In Obama & More]
A short documentary film examining the contrasting styles of manhood exhibited by Presidential Candidate Barack Obama and Rapper/Mogul Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent. By Byron Hurt. Total Views : 2400Video Added : 2008-10-11 Video Code: URL Embed AutoPlay Video Size: 448 | 640 | 800If video loads slow, press the pause button and wait 1 -2 minutes for it to fully load and press the play

Hef on Holly: ‘I Guess It’s Over’
We’d feel bad that Hugh Hefner recently got dumped by his longtime girlfriend, the 28-year-old buxom blond Holly Madison, except that Hef is 82-years-old, and his love life is better than ours ever will be. Jerk. The Playboy mogul opened up about the recent break-up that left him feeling like “road kill.” He glumly told the AP, “If Holly says it’s over, I guess it’s over. She’s still here in the house. Until a few days ago, we were still sharing the same bed.”

Fall Out Boy's New Album To Feature Lil Wayne, Pharrell And ... Blondie's Debbie Harry?
Fall Out Boy's new album will feature Lil Wayne, Pharrell and ... Blondie's Debbie Harry? "The record is going to be diverse," Pete Wentz said of Folie à Deux.

Pete Wentz: Life With Bronx is ‘Like Legos’
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¡Peligro!: ¡Amy se puede suicidar!
Ahora amenazó con quitarse la vida, se puso un cuchillo al cuello, es por eso que está con vigilancia por ahora, la razón es porque Blake Fielder-Civil está encarcelado. No nos asombremos si cualquier día de estos sale en los titulares la muerte de Amy. Comparte esta anotación Hora de publicación 8:59 pm Escrito por: GloboPOP Blogs que comentan sobre esta anotación Lee más sobre: Amy Winehouse Noticias relacionadasEl esposo de Amy rechaza salir de la cárcel¡Feliz cu