This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up? [Midweek Madness] - 24Olsen

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Angelina Jolie: SOURCE: JezebelThis is Wednesday, therefore this is Midweek Madness. Britney's comeback, crisis and "deadly diet" dominated the covers this week, with three out of five magazines using her as the main image. Us still maintains that Heidi and Spencer are wed, despite the fact that most of the other weeklies call the elopement a "hoax." (Us: Best Headline Ever.) Find out "Who's Really Pregnant" and "How They Got Thin Fast," with the assistance of Intern Margaret, as we judge the worth of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, OK! and Star, after the jump. Life & Style "How They Got Thin Fast." This "story" is really an ad for a weight-loss supplement called Nutrition53, which is an "all-natural shake" that Angelina Jolie, Sarah Palin, Britney Spears and Cindy Crawford all supposedly use. The only source for the piece is the creator of Nutrition53, former NFL star Bill Romanowski. Moving on: Amy Poehler "revealed" her post-baby body by leaving her house and attending a museum gala in NYC. The Beckhams and the Cruises are friends again, and hung out in NYC over Thanksgiving weekend. (In case you forgot, they were "feuding" in part because The Cruises skipped Romeo Beckham's star-studded birthday party in September, and the Beckhams never went to see Katie on Broadway.) An insider says even though Britney's been going on blind dates, her daddy doesn't approve; he thinks dating is not a priority right now. There's a handy chart revealing the 8 ladies Michael Phelps has hooked up wit

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