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This Should Be Simon Cowell

dlisted - 15th Jun 2009

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Simon Cowell: Piers claims that the Photoshop wizards did not paste his smug mug on another dude's body. Piers says that's all him . I guess we're supposed to drop our jaws in amazement? It's not like he has the body of Vadge's roidy-clit or anything.

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