'The Number of Porn Movies Currently Being Shot With Joe Biden Look-Alikes Is Alarming' [The Commies]
Well so, OK, the world is ruined. The concept of "money" no longer exists and a makeshift barter system has sprung up in its place. A soiled wig is worth one subway ride, a clean wig is worth a taxi ride, and a Commie for best comment of the week? Worth it's weight in m.f.'in gold. So praise the six who've received the honor this week after the jump, then plot and scheme as to how to steal it away from them.From meechybee in The McCain Wanders Around Aimlessly Montage: "OMG, it's my dad at the mall!"From Bu

Least Memorable Candidate Kicks It Up a Notch
Joe Biden likes a good chuckle as much as the next guy. Just because he's the least well-known candidate on the campaign trail (and is sometimes confused for John McCain) doesn't mean the senator for Delaware can't take a good rib-tickling when it comes to Jason Sudeikis' impression of him on last week's SNL episode. In fact, Biden likes the clip so much when they played it for him this morning on GMA, it starts to freak out Diane Sawyer in a big way and she had to cut to commerci

Joe Biden Likes To Laugh! A Lot!
Say what you will about Joe Biden, the man has a sense of humor. Or a bizarre, disturbing disease that makes it physically impossible for him to stop laughing. Could go either way, really. By Alex Balk   10/08/08 11:49 AM File Under: Joe Biden, Politics, Saturday Night Live, Trail Mix Comment | Print | E-mail | Recommend It | Share It Like this article? Click here to buzz it up on Yahoo! Share This Article Del.icio.us Digg Facebook

Bonnie Fuller Has a Lot to Say This Election
Just like it is weird, but increasingly common, to get your political analysis on television from The View, so is it to see former Us Weekly and Star editor Bonnie Fuller giving debate feedback, but that is just the crazy world we live in, so let's run with it. After she finished Twittering about how Sarah Palin is Annie Oakley (Annie Oakley is now the de facto reference to any woman candidate), the former editrix moved over to Huffpost to give her 2 cents on why John McCain should be worried about Sa

A Fey-Palin comedy summit? Stay tuned
NEW YORK - It seems like the inevitable comedic summit of this fall's presidential campaign: the real Sarah Palin coming on "Saturday Night Live" to meet her look-alike impersonator, Tina Fey. Tina Fey, center, again returned to "Saturday Night Live" Oct. 4, 2008 to play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as the sketch comedy show continued to pull out all the stops in its election year season. Queen Latifah, right, dropped by to portray Thursday's d

'SNL' Will Have Its Reward In Heaven After This Sarah Palin Debate Skit [Third Term In Office]
With less than a month left to go in this presidential election, Saturday Night Live expands its resurgent political brand into special Thursday episodes starting this week, though it's hard to see how they could possibly outdo the trilogy of Tina Fey-as-Sarah Palin appearances that continued into last night's episode. Spoofing the mega-rated vice presidential debate, Fey joined Jason Sudeikis as Joe Biden and the previously-rumored Queen Latifah as moderator Gwen Ifill for a blockbuster, near-twelve minute

A Fey-Palin comedy summit? Stay tuned
NEW YORK - It seems like the inevitable comedic summit of this fall's presidential campaign: the real Sarah Palin coming on "Saturday Night Live" to meet her look-alike impersonator, Tina Fey. Tina Fey, center, again returned to "Saturday Night Live" Oct. 4, 2008 to play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as the sketch comedy show continued to pull out all the stops in its election year season. Queen Latifah, right, dropped by to portray Thursday's d

‘SNL’ Presents: The Vice Presidential Debate
Saturday Night Live opened last night’s episode with a skit parodying the Vice Presidential debate that took place between Senator Joe Biden and Governor Sarah Palin at Washington University in St. Louis, MO earlier this week. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the SNL skit in full which featured Jason Sudeikis as Biden [...]

Show-Stopper: Anthony Weiner's Palin-Biden Joke
Here’s Representative Anthony Weiner saying that the vice presidential debate proved “undeniably, undeniably, we saw a vice presidential candidate who had nice legs. I won’t dispute that.” Weiner, who is dating Hillary Clinton’s body person Huma Abedin, went on to say, “but we also saw a vice-presidential candidate who tried to explain her running mate’s health care position.” Weiner was speaking at the fall meeting of Al Sharpton's National Action Network at the Sheraton New York hotel.

Jim Piccillo Introduces Joe Biden as John McCain
Jim Piccillo introduced Joe Biden at a rally as "the next Vice President of the United States John McCain." The audience clapped on cue. Would they have still clapped if McCain really walked out on stage? Jim Piccillo, who is a father of two, is a Republican who started campaigning for Barack Hussein Obama after Jim was laid off from his job. I have to wonder if perhaps Jim lost his job because he kept making simple mistakes like calling people by the wrong name. Rela

Obama and McCain Focus on the Health Care Issues
WASHINGTON,DC(RUSHPRNEWS)10/09/2008--In this week’s debates, the candidates spent a lot of time talking about health care. Health care is on a lot of people’s minds this election, as health insurance rates keep rising and leave many families unable to afford much-needed health care. Barack Obama and Joe Biden have a health care plan that will make quality health care affordable and accessible for every American. It builds on the existing health care plan. So if you like you’re health in

Number Ones Are Number Two
The numbers are in for last night's debate and the winner is... still Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. John McCain and Barack Obama drew over 63 million viewers last night, according to Nielsen, but that was still under the nearly 70 million pairs of eyeballs attracted by their running mates Thursday night. (All three debates outdrew the 46.7 million for the second Bush-Kerry debate in 2004.) Part of the difference can be attributed to the fact that Thursday is the most-watched night of TV in the week (the firs

POLITICIANS OR MOB BOSSES, PT. 5
MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell asks Obama spokesperson Bill Burton about the “ugliness” we’ve seen at Palin-McCain rallies in recent days… Burton, ever on the “on-message” guy, downplayed the significance of the random calls for murder and instead claimed that whatever “anger” exists over there is misplaced, that what McCain should be angry about the shrinking middle class… blah blah blah. So we’ve got Joe Biden rightly calling attention to this

The Eyes Have It
Filed under: Prez Election 2008 Did he? Could he possibly? Would he ever?The NY Post hypothesizes that Joe Biden, the Democratic nominee for VP, had a little work done in the eye area. They talked to a top plastic surgeon in Manhattan who said he would bet his next paycheck on it,...Permalink

Liveblogging Various Poor Bums Yelling At Candidates, Part III
The New Great Depression hobo pictured here is Joe Biden, getting on the hobo train from Washington to Delaware to tend to his adult children. Joe Biden therefore cannot debate tonight, so lil’ old Hopey will have to debate against the old fart in his place. Who can pretend he will fix the economy more to these town hall people? Are any of them hot? No they are fat, and Barack Obama will drop air bombs on them or whatever is it Palin says. (Here are Part I and Part II.) 9:30 — John McCain want

Biden Calls Palin's Criticism 'Mildly Dangerous'
WASHINGTON — Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden said Wednesday that Republican rival Sarah Palin is injecting fear and loathing into their campaign with her criticism that Barack Obama is friends with a terrorist. He called the effort "mildly dangerous." Palin began last weekend...Full Article @ huffington post Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say s

Ifill: Palin "Blew Me Off"
Gwen Ifill joined Tom Brokaw and others on Meet the Press this morning as part of a panel discussing the VP debate. She describes how she was put in a tough position as moderator because of both candidates' styles. "Joe Biden decided that he was going to debate John McCain, and she decided she was going to give a stump speech to the American people, there's very little a moderator can do," said Ifill. Below is the clip from MTP, and after the jump, check out Saturday Night Live's interpretation of the debat

Everyone in Politics Going Crazy!!!!!!!
First up, a clip of a baffling, career-ending gaffe at a Joe Biden event in Tampa, followed by footage from a Pennsylvanian McCain-Palin rally, in which the Republican nominee for president makes one of the most chilling and revealing verbal missteps we've ever heard. Sounds like everyone needs a damn nap. Oct 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 34 Responses Related Posts • 10.08.08: Q: What's Wrong with This Picture? (Com

Biden: Palin’s attacks ‘malarkey’
Politico - Sen. Joe Biden said Wednesday that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has gone ‘way too far’ in her attacks against Barack Obama. ‘It’s just malarkey, flat malarkey,’ Biden said of Palin’s attacks linking Obama to former ’60s radical William Ayers. “It's just malarkey, flat malarkey,” Biden said on CBS’s “Early Show” of Palin’s attacks linking Barack Obama to former 1960’s radical William Ayers. “You know, the idea

Biden says attacks from McCain camp are ‘beyond disappointing’
(CNN) -- Sen. Joe Biden on Wednesday charged that Sen. John McCain’s campaign is trying to "appeal to fear" with their latest round of negative attacks. Sen. Joe Biden says Sen. John McCain’s campaign has become "erratic." Biden said Gov. Sarah Palin was raising "the most outrageous inferences" and said the attacks on Sen. Barack Obama are "beyond disappointing" and "wrong." Over the weekend, Palin accused Obama of "palling around with terrorist

John McCain scares Diddy more than Sarah Palin.
“Diddy” has posted another video blog as a response to Tuesday’s debate. Diddy is NOT HAPPY with the way John McCain referred to Barack Obama as “that one” and rants the video. Last week he vlogged that Sarah Palin scared him, and now he says John McCain scares him even more than Sarah Palin. Related Post Foo Fighters tell McCain to stop using their song. Vanity Fair spoofs In Touch Weekly at the expense of John McCain. 69.9 Million Peop

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. Well, governor, we knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of ours. And, governor, you're no Ronald Reagan. Debate moments destined to linger in memory beyond the current campaign, like that last paragraph's playful co-opting of Lloyd Bentsen's withering 1988 insult of Dan Quayle, have been missing this year with three down and o

David Brooks Calls Sarah Palin An Awful Disease That Kills People
David Brooks is an actual MAD MAN! This is what he wrote last Friday in his farty little column: “Palin held up her end of an energetic debate that gave voters a direct look at two competing philosophies. She established debating parity with Joe Biden. And in a country that is furious with Washington, she presented herself as a radical alternative.” So in love! But now he’s 180ed again after realizing that the “radical alternative” she presented herself as was just a filthy mal

Political debates lack TV drama of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan’s famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. “There you go again,” she said.Well, governor, we knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of ours. And, governor, you’re no Ronald Reagan.Debate moments destined to linger in memory beyond the current campaign, like that last paragraph’s playful co-opting of Lloyd Bentsen’s withering 1988 insult of Dan Quayle, have been missing this year with three

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. By DAVID BAUDER AP Television Writer Related Entertainment RSS feed NEW YORK — Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled