Things to be thankful for

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Linda Hogan: Be thankful that: You are not Linda Hogan’s boyfriend Madonna isn’t dating a player from your favorite sports team (skip this one if you are a Yankee fan) Lindsay Lohan is just being herself Sarah Palin made conservatism sexy (and yes, we are aware of Ann Coulter) You are not Bobby Brown’s life coach Dita Von Teese posed for German Playboy Unlike [...]

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Things to be thankful for
Be thankful that: You are not Linda Hogan’s boyfriend Madonna isn’t dating a player from your favorite sports team (skip this one if you are a Yankee fan) Lindsay Lohan is just being herself Sarah Palin made conservatism sexy (and yes, we are aware of Ann Coulter) You are not Bobby Brown’s life coach Dita Von Teese posed for German Playboy Unlike [...]

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Linda Hogan was busted for speeding!
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Linda Hogan got a need for speed in more ways than one!
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