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You Betcha! Sarah Palin isn't simply ratings ... [Sarah Palin]
You Betcha! Sarah Palin isn't simply ratings gold when Tina Fey is playing her. The vice presidential debate last night was the most-watched VP matchup ever, even surpassing by 33% the Obama/McCain debate from last week. According to THR, 69,989,000 viewers tuned in, which makes it the biggest debate audience since 1992, when Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Ross Perot all faced off. Palin has since had all three men fired. [THR] 5:00 PM on Fri Oct

The Price i$ Right…’Palin debate’ gets almost 40 million views!
Like Fred Turd said, last night’s bice presidential SHOW between La Sarah Palin y El Yo Biden was washed by a combined 38.7 million!!! That’s 30% MORE than the eyeballs that washed last week’s presidential debate!! Apparently no one cared about old man Biden’s intellect. They were fascinated weed la sexy librarian’s bullchit “heartfelt” speesh. This [...]

A Suggested Title For Larry Flynt’s Sarah Palin Porn Flick: “Drill Baby, Drill”
Yeah, so Radar Online is reporting a hilarious and disturbing story about an ad on Craig’s list looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for a porn flick. As it turns out, the ad (according to the Radar article via the NYP) was place by none other than Hustler founder and publisher, the classy Larry Flynt. Luckily for Radar, Flynt was kind enough to offer the script for their erotic pleasure journalistic endeavors and being the edgy folks they are, Radar has shared this information with the online com

“Nailin’ Paylin”: Nailin Palin
Nailin Paylin is a Hustler video. Hustler, the adult entertainment company, is making a porn tape with a Sarah Palin lookalike. The name of the porn flick is “Nailin’ Paylin.” The pictures are here. The plot has Lisa Ann acting as the Nailin Paylin. Paylin will nail the Russians. Nailin Paylin also nails her college professor in a “big bang.” There is a Hillary Clinton lookalike and a Condoleezza Rice lookalike in the tape. The video on Nailin Paylin is being produced on the fast track for rele

Palin-Biden debate sets TV ratings record (Reuters)
Reuters - The debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden drew nearly 70 million U.S. television viewers, far more than the John McCain-Barack Obama bout, making it the most watched vice presidential debate ever, according to ratings issued on Friday.

Sarah Palin Porn Parody Hustler “Nalin Paylin” Lisa Ann
After finding adult industry newcomer Lisa Ann with the help of a posting on Craigslist, the studio recently wrapped shooting on Nailin’ Paylin, an XXX-rated film featuring a faux Governor Palin “nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” Nailin’ Palin debuts this month. 0 Comments, add yours What's Hot at PopCrunch?

Sarah Palin Is Annoyed, And We Don't Care [News Roundup]
Sarah Palin is, like, so annoyed that Katie Couric, like, insisted on asking questions and talking about what she wanted to talk about instead of just letting Sarah bash Obama. Because that's how an "interview" works. To be fair, though, Palin had been on Fox News with Hannity first. [Huffington Post] She was also really sad when she read the papers this morning and found out that the campaign was pulling out of Michigan. They didn't tell her in advance that they were pulling out or that they don't care wha

Sarah Palin Red Shoes Update: Payless?!?
Earlier, we theorized that the particular flava of red shoes worn by Sarah Palin in last night's vice presidential debate must be none other than designer Sergio Rossi. However, a few attempts at confirmation yielded not just one but several denials -- plus one possibly shocking if sensibly priced revelation. Not only does Sergio Rossi deny that Sarah Palin is wearing their shoes—we also received back-channel negatories from Giuseppe Zanotti, Vicini, Te Casan, Manolo Blahnik, Chri

Sarah Palin: Katie Couric "Annoyed" Her
The Alaska Governor complains about the questions she was asked

20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles We’d Like To See
Good ol’ Larry Flynt. When he’s not wheelin’ around “Just bein Larry”, he’s creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin’ Paylin , featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose “real” name...Full Article @ best week ever Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles We’d Like To See
Good ol' Larry Flynt. When he's not wheelin' around "Just bein Larry", he's creating ingenious political pornography. And so is the case with his latest skin flick Nailin' Paylin, featuring a porn-star-cum-Sarah-Palin lookalike whose "real" name is Lisa Ann. But Nailin' Paylin? Really Lar? We're pretty sure you could have done a lot better than that. So here are our suggestions for 20 Sarah Palin Porn Titles. (Note: None of these titles are actually better than Nailin' Paylin.) 20. The Bush C*ck

Sarah Palin Was Annoyed. Oh, THAT'S Why She Sucked
 Here's a little snippet of an interview Sarah Palin did with Fox News. She responds to why she did so crappy in those Katie Couric interviews. It wasn't because she's stupid. She was mad. Yeah, that's the ticket. SourceRelated Posts Homer Simpson Fulfils His American Duties Sandra Bernhard Axed From Benefit Because of Sarah Palin Joke Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin "A Bimbo" Tina Fey Returns as Sarah Palin: Hilarious Video Sarah Palin Says Goodbye to Her SonSarah Palin Lov

TMZ TV Tonite -- One Filthy Friday!
Tonight on TMZ TV -- Cover your ears cause we're getting down and dirty! Sarah Palin proves to be an inspiration ... to the porn industry, Hugh Hefner's taking them two at a time now, and Shauna Sand is in desperate need of some Matzoh balls. Check your local listings. Comments [1]Digg itDel.icio.usMy YahooSphereRSSMySpacePermalinkEmail from Lindsay and Sam Trot the GlobeAmy Winehouse Rewind'Dancing' Helio, Shackled, Pleads InnocentKingston Trio Founder Nick R

AfterElton Snapshot: Your team of mavericks for the weekend of October 3rd
As we go into the weekend, here's a handy shortlist of the biggest stories of the week on AfterElton.com. And to get you into a playful mood, each Friday's final post will feature a pic up top that desperately needs captioning. Each week we'll pick our fave suggestion from the comments and run it in the following week's post. Have fun! Big Gay News of the week: Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Joe Biden spoke about gay rights at the debate, and their responses couldn't have been more different. RIP,

SP Is for Sexy Puritan, Sarah Palin
I just noticed Bay State novelist Tom Perrotta (”Election,” “Little Children,” and see my review of “The Abstinence Teacher“) has an essay up on today’s sexiest Puritan: Sarah Palin. Love the bit about “Christian nymphos.” Topics: Politics, Sarah Palin, Sex | Comments Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required)

The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart
I know some folks out there might have had trouble following the Vice Presidential debate. Particularly, trying to parse meaning from the things that Sarah Palin said. With that in mind, here’s a handy resource for your perusal.read more | digg story Popularity: 1% [?]Most Popular PostsRihanna’s Efforts Helps Find Bone Marrow Donor for FanFergie Lands Shoe Line Deal with Brown ShoeJohn McCain Picks Alaska Gov. Sarah PalinWho is the Girl in the Kanye West “Flashing Lights” Video?Ashl

During an Interview With Fox News, Sarah Palin Criticizes Katie Couric
Today, Sarah Palin sat down for an interview with Carl Cameron, the chief political correspondent for Fox News. In one portion of the interview, Mr. Cameron asked the Alaska governor about her recent stumbles in interviews. Governor Palin took the opportunity to take a shot at Katie Couric of CBS News. (This comes via Politico's Michael Calderone.) Here's what Governor Palin said: "The Sarah Palin in those interviews is a little bit annoyed. Because it's like, man, no matter what you say, you're goi

Transom Week In Review: Armin Amiri's New Diner; Steve Dunleavy's Farewell Party; Robert De Niro and a Grittier New York
At a lunch in honor of Bill Maher's Religuous, we solicited opinions on religion and religious person Sarah Palin from Kathleen Turner, Joy Behar, Janeane Garofalo, and Andre Balazs.  We took a walk down a rather dissolute memory lane with David Carr and Tom Arnold at a Soho House celebration for the film adaptation of Toby Young's How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (bonus: info on star Kirsten Dunst's burgeoning writing career!). Robet De Niro expressed ambivalence about a poorer--but grittier!-

Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart
If you watched the Vice Presidential debate last night between Sarah Palin ans Joe Biden you must be thinking what did Sarah have on her podium.  Well is was the Sarah Palin Debate flow chart! Tags: flow chart, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin This entry was posted on Friday, October 3rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm and is filed under News, Odd News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackba

Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s interesting Obama statement
Yesterday on The View the usual discussion, is a discussion is four women just talking over each other so you can’t hear anything, about politics was focusing on Sarah Palin and the VP debate.  Of course Elizabeth, who is the only conservative on the panel, tries to defend Palin by going after bigger issues - like the guys running for President.  However at the 5:35 mark in the video Elizabeth throws out a statement that didn’t get much of a fight from the other three ladies.  Take a listen t

Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn
The Sarah Palin porn is a go! After a casting notice went up earlier this week on Craigslist, the ho portraying Sarah Palin in new porn Nailin’ Paylin will be Lisa Ann (pictured above, right). Finally, the White House motorboat scene we’ve all been waiting for. When reached for comment, Lisa Ann removed two dark footlong penises from her mouth, clanked them together and said, “Here’s to success!”

Famous People Support Sarah Palin
Filed under: Wacky & Weird Don't believe us? Just look at this ad that showed up on Washingtonpost.com today.The quote actually belongs to Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan -- she said it on NBC last night. It was eventually switched and a McCain spokesman joked to...Permalink

BRISTOL PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON TO WED SOON?
Bristol Palin, the profound teenage daughter of Republican V.P . claimant Sarah Palin, as well as her beloved, Levi Johnston, have been deliberation the summer wedding. Bristol, seventeen, as well as Levi, eighteen, haven’t set the date nonetheless, according to the boy’s mom, Sherry Johnston . They voiced their rendezvous as well as conceiving physically final month. The dual “have been deliberation removing tied together subsequent summer, though which could shift, ” she pronounc

Palin vs. Biden Good for Ratings
  Last night’s vice presidential showdown between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden was watched by a combined 38.7 million on the big four broadcast networks, Nielsen Media Research estimates said. That’s up a whopping 30 percent over the 29.7 million who caught last week’s presidential debate on ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox.