The best quotes from Britney Spears documentary

www.poorbritney.com - 29th Nov 2008

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Britney Spears: Not for the avid Britney fan, cracked.comtakes a look at the best quotes from Brit Brit’s docu. The one thing I can agree with is that Britney is a developmentally stunted tween stuck in a woman. It goes to what I was saying in a post last week that she hasn’t been exposed enough. It affects you. PoorBritney! Britney: For the Record follows Brit for three months, and is part of her sweeping “comeback” effort. I guess after all that footage of her shaving her head, dropping her baby, getting stoned with K-Fed, and being bloated and pitchy at the Grammys (and that's just one clip), her PR team decided the best way to win back the love of the public was to point a camera at her and just let her go. Big mistake. Although the numerous leaks and plants that have preceded the movie's premiere have held off on revealing what career-killing atrocity Brit has planned for the climax, there's been enough “real Britney” in the air already to convince me this one's going to be a winner. Some pearls of wisdom from Spears herself: “Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of everything.” “I was a pretty cool chick, and I'm really not that way anymore.” “My life is worse than a prison sentence.” “It's bad. I'm sad.” This pattern continues until she's communicating entirely with monosyllabic grunts and lip curls. I think I've already gleaned all the Britney-related in


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