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The Wino Has Returned To England!

dlisted - 13th Jul 2009

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Amy Winehouse: Amy Wino returned to London today after spending six-months in St. Lucia! The island of St. Lucia just moved over a few miles, because all the natives let out a sigh of relief at once. And suddenly, the island no longer reeks of tequila barf, toe butter and flea shit. When Wino landed today and got a whiff of the fresh crack air, she immediately got a little weepy in the eyes, because she was so happy to be back! Her spokeswhore says that Wino just can't wait to catch up with old friends....

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