Sarah Palin says Joe Biden's 'experienced'
She explains that she is the new energy and Biden has all the "experience" and that voters are going to decide which they want.

It's A Trill: Sarah Palin Plays The Flute In 1984 [Before They Were Stars]
Writing your own punchline to this performance on flute by Sarah Palin at the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant ought to be a lot less queasy-making than it is here, but like artist like response, right? I don't think Joe Biden has ever displayed his talents in quite such a fashion, but if he has, lord help us all. Although at least—and I say this as a native of Minnesota, mind you—we don't have to suffer through that goddamn accent this time around. [via Gawker]

Sarah Palin blowing a flute in the Miss Alaska pageant!!!
La Sarah Palin participated in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant 1984. She sucks at blowing. In case joo have been missing it here are the chisme-tastic bideos!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0OZ9W2K_z0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdFIDygFwM

'Blindness' Boycotted by the Blind? This is Insanity!
What's next, Sarah Palin for Vice President?

'The View' Hosts Feud Over Sarah Palin
NEW YORK CITY, N.Y. -- Sarah Palin isn't just dividing the country, the Alaska Governor is also causing a rift with the ladies of "The View" -- Palin's remarks set the show's "Hot Topics" segment on fire Wednesday morning. The catalyst for the showdown was Katie Couric's interview last night with Sarah Palin, where she was put on point regarding a comment made about 65-year-old senator Joe Biden. VIEW THE PHOTOS: Sarah Palin "I've been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in like second grade

Sarah Palin Inspiring More Women To Kill [Marketing]
Is Sarah Palin merely a pawn for the powerful hunting industry, being used to lure in women to become the newest consumers in the sport's thrill kill cult? Well that would probably be an overstatement. But it is true that hunting interests have been recruiting women hardcore lately, and they're stepping up their big marketing push to ladies now that a fellow bloodthirsty vagina possessor has a shot at the White House. Turns out there's lots of money to be made on female hunters. And also lots of bad poetry!

Map of the Day: Where to Watch the VP Debate
Everyone's favorite comedian, Sarah Palin, will be going head-to-head with Joe Biden tomorrow night for what's sure to be the most watched VP debate in history. There are some pre-debate choices to be made, however. You can choose to view it in the solitude of your own apartment, shivering in a dark corner hugging your knees, or you can surround yourself with others, under the influence of many drinks, at a bar near you. If you choose the latter, here are some options: Here's the list and interactive

…OF THE DAY
JOB MARKET: Here are 11 potential future employment opportunities for George W. Bush when he leaves office. Personally, I’m hoping he becomes a Dog-like Bounty Hunter. (Holy Taco) TALENT SHOW: If Sarah Palin is elected Vice President and our country is unexpectedly besieged by a giant herd of bloodthirsty moose, at least we know she’s capable of soothing them to sleep with her flute. (Urlesque) L’IL BILL: You know, if Bill O’Reilly were an adorable little kid, he really wouldnR

"Gay" Lindsay OK!
Lindsay Lohan's "lesbian" love affair with Sam Ronson dominates the cover of OK! magazine this week. And, of course, Lohan's "friends" have loads to say. The actress does not. We're assuming she wasn't paid enough money. CONTINUED » Oct 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · Respond Related Posts • 10.01.08: Lowest Common Denominators (Comments: 0) • 10.01.08: (Comments: 8) • 10.01.08: Letterman

Sarah Palin Plays the Flute in Miss Alaska Competition
During the 1992 Presidential Campaign, Bill Clinton made a surprise appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show, see video below, wearing dark sunglasses, he played "Heartbreak Hotel" on his saxophone. At the time, he was trailing in the polls, and some critics have suggested that this appearance captured the imagination of the American people, and turned the race around. In the end, Clinton carried 43 percent of the vote, easily defeating George Bush Senior and Ross Perot, and making him the forty second

Sarah Palin Stars In New Disney Movie
College Humor has put together a hilarious fake trailer based on Sarah Palin. Hockey mom from Alaska, baking a lasagna for her family, and poof! John McCain appears at the door asking for her to be his VP running mate! ...

Entertainment value 'huge' for Palin-Biden
Thursday's debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden looks to be everything that their running mates' last week was not.

On Flute, Sarah Palin
More Sarah Palin beauty pageant footage! This time it's the talent portion of the competition, and it features the future Alaska governor's flute stylings. We're not really instrumental buffs, but her playing does seem to eerily presage her interview

Idaho J-School Prof: Palin's Wrong About Ethics
Sarah Palin believes her training in journalism qualifies her as a press critic. "I have a degree in journalism... so it surprises me that so much has changed since I received my education in journalistic ethics all those years ago," she told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt yesterday, suggesting that she was a victim of "gotcha" tactics in her gaffe-filled interviews with ABC's Charles Gibson and CBS's Katie Couric. Maybe she's right that a lot has changed -- because the journalism professor in charge

McCain's Health Questioned In Palin Attack Ad
Again and again John McCain's foes have highlighted his health and emphasized that his running mate, Sarah Palin, is but a "heartbeat" away from the presidency. And California's registered nurses are no exception. Just one week after two PAC's released an ad taking on McCain's cancer past, the California Nurses Association launched a campaign in which they suggest McCain's health could fail and thus open the White House for Palin, a politico who has used her power to get

Blow, Girl, Blow
You've seen it, right? The latest beauty-pageant flute action from veep candidate Sarah Palin? Certainly check it out if you haven't, dears, it's really great stuff, hardly Bill C. at the sax, giving it all, far more delicate and tentative and confused looking, kinda like she's attempting her first fellatio and isn't quite sure where to go from here. But, our always reliable Desk DeeCee (a highly attached conduit to the current White House, no joke), is kind enough to us know where it looks like Palin is g

Palin Flute VIDEO!
VIDEO! Watch the Palin Flute playing video. Here’s the video of Sarah Palin’s beauty queen pageant talent competition. Palin plays the flute in the beauty competition video from 1984 Miss Alaska. Sarah Heath Miss Wasilla appeared earlier this week in the swimsuit competition from the Miss Alaska on LALATE2.“Sarah Heath says that she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science,” the female announcer said during the swimsuit

Estimates show Palin assets top $1 million
AP - Sarah Palin and her husband have pieced together a uniquely Alaskan income that reached comfortably into six figures even before she became governor, capitalizing on valuable fishing rights, a series of land deals and a patchwork of other ventures to build an above-average lifestyle. Add up the couple’s 2007 income and the estimated value of their property and investments and they appear to be worth at least $1.2 million. That would make the Palins, like Democratic vice presidential rival Joe Bi

Seeing Russia From Alaska
"No streets, no cars, no airstrip": It's Little Diomede, the one place in Alaska from which you can see Russia, which also happens to be Sarah Palin's claim to foreign policy fame. It does, however, have adorable little brown children. Also it looks like a tiny favela on a rock with really bad weather. They throw their trash in the ocean and the poverty rate is around 40 percent. There is actually no TV on the island so the Alaskans who can see Russia had no idea that Sarah Palin was even running for vice p

NORAD Shoots Down Palin Claim
Remember last week when Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin if she really thought that being able to see Russia from Alaska was evidence of foreign policy experience and Palin was like, "Yah, sure, Vladimir Putin flies over and we keep watch, dontcha know?" Well, even that flustered response was, let's be polite, inaccurate: When Russian bombers approach American airspace and U.S. Air Force fighters are scrambled, Sarah Palin's phone doesn't ring. The Alaska governor has no command authority over the guar

Cold-Blooded Killers in Lipstick to Rescue Murder for Sport
Sarah Palin likes to shoot and kill things and then gut their still-warm carcasses. Bears, wolves, wild boars, moose, elephants, hawks, poverty-stricken Inuit children — like an evil Noah, Sar likes to round up all of God's creatures, two by two, and then execute them with guns and bows and arrows. It's with regret that we report that Palin's passion for killing is one shared by less and less people each day. In the 15 years ended in 2006, America's hunting population dropped from

Did Palin flub another question from Couric?
The political press corps may be frustrated about their lack of access to Gov. Sarah Palin, but one news outlet can't complain.

Sarah Palin's Big Problem With 'Gotcha' Journalism: It's Actual Journalism
When politicians are down and out, they love to blame the media for their woes. Hillary Clinton did it when everybody fell in love with Barack Obama. Barack Obama did it when his message of change got substituted with John McCain's message of maverick-dom. And now McCain and Sarah Palin are doing it, now that SNL is parodying the VP candidate and, um, Katie Couric is asking her fair questions. Blaming the media, while sometimes warranted, is, however, never a good strategy — because a press that

Vice-Presidential Debate Preview: Tested, Gaffe-Prone Joe Biden Vs. Untested, Gaffe-Prone Sarah Palin
The newbie vs. the veteran. The short-timer vs. the lifer. The historic candidate vs. the candidate who's lived history. No, it's not another Obama/McCain smackdown — it's the vice-presidential debate scheduled for Thursday night at Washington University in St. Louis. With most eyes focused on the stalled financial bailout bill in Congress and Wall Street's roller-coaster ride, you'd think the VP debate would fade into the background. In most presidential election years, the veep faceoff is a sideli

Vice-Presidential Debate Preview: Tested, Gaffe-Prone Joe Biden Vs. Untested, Gaffe-Prone Sarah Palin
Expect a lot of drama when the tested, gaffe-prone Joe Biden faces off against the untested, gaffe-prone Sarah Palin at Thursday's vice-presidential debate.