Stephen Colbert on Particle Physics!

Autumn Reeser Myspace Blog - 2nd Nov 2009

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Stephen Colbert: Hi, guys! I'm trying to post & tweet a lot more, so here's the latest. I'm currently in Washington working on my next film, 'The Big Bang,' with Antonio Banderas. My character is sort of a physics groupie, so I've been reading a lot about physics & quantum mechanics, and other things that make me sound a lot smarter than I am. I'm finding random science jokes & references funny; for example, this Steven Colbert clip about the particle collider in Switzerland. You don't have to know a thing... Read full story at Autumn Reeser Myspace Blog

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