Speaking Of Live Babies, I Don't Think Paris Hilton Is Ready For Motherhood Yet

www.prettyboring.com - 1st Sep 2008

Paris Hilton: Someone call Nanny 911!But we all knew that. Hell, I'm sure even Benji knows it by now. Every time Auntie Paris comes over she breaks out in hives and upchucks her lunch. Nicole has just about had it. And maybe Benji has, too, although no one has confirmed anything. In the past couple of months, Paris has reportedly thrown herself at soccer star Christian Ronaldo (who allegedly ignored her orange wonkiness) and has also been spending a great deal of time with MySpace CEO Chris DeWolfe (Tom knew better apparently). When not giving the gift of Valtrex, Wonky and her hyperkinetic taco are seeking immortality ... in the form of a comic book superhero. That's right. Paris is working with Spider Man creator Stan Lee to make a cartoon parody of Read full story at www.prettyboring.com

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