Do not adjust your time machines: George Michael arrested for drug possession ... in a public bathroom
In an apparent attempt to do a mastermix of his prior arrests, gay pop legend George Michael was arrested in a public toilet over the weekend in Hampstead Heath carrying both Class A (like crack, for example) and Class C (marijuana) drugs. No word on any other "funny business" going down in this bathroom. Michael, who has had both bathroom-related and drug-related run-ins with the law before, was given a "caution" by police and released, and has apologized to fans: "I want to

George Michael apologizes for ’screwing up’
Singer George Michael apologized to his fans Sunday for “screwing up again...

Let’s Face It - Geroge Michael’s A Tweaker
When you’re cruising public bathrooms for boys, you’re either married with three kids, or George Michael. George was caught this weekend yet again in London cruising the public stalls with crack and marijuana on him. A police spokesperson said, “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution for possession of class A and class C drugs. He has been released and there will be no further action.”-Daily Mail George, we love you ok, we have all your albums… even

George Michael Busted In A Public Restroom … Again
BBC News reports that aging 80’s popstar George Michael has been arrested for possession of Class A drugs (ie. crack cocaine) while in a public restroom yesterday in the UK. You may recall that Michael has experience with getting arrested in public restrooms, except the last time he got busted it was for “holding” [...]

George Michael hearts restrooms (Oh, and crack. Don't forget crack.)
"A 45-year-old man was arrested on 19 September on suspicion of possession of drugs in the Hampstead Heath area," a Metropolitan Police spokesman said. In a statement Michael said: "I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them." Jesus, what the hell do London cops do all day? Look underneath restroom stalls for George Michael? Seriously, it's either that, or he's the world's shittiest criminal. It'

George Michael hearts restrooms (Oh, and crack. Don't forget crack.)
George Michael was arrested for possession of crack cocaine in a public restroom on Friday, according to the BBC: "A 45-year-old man was arrested on 19 September on suspicion of possession of drugs in the Hampstead Heath area," a Metropolitan Police spokesman said. In a statement Michael said: "I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them." Jesus, what the hell do London cops do all day? Look undernea

When It Comes to Bathroom Arrests, George Michael Is No One-Hit Wonder [One More Try]
Recently, things had been looking up for singer George Michael: not only had he embarked on his first world tour in years, but his music received another moment in the cultural spotlight thanks to the whimsical ABC series Eli Stone. (Here at Defamer, though, we'll maintain that his most triumphant turn of late was leading the insurrection against a held-hostage Dr. Phil at the Forum in June). Alas, all good things must come to and end, and for Michael, that fluorescent-lit endpoint was once again found in a

George Michael Arrested for Crack, Marijuana
George Michael was arrested Friday for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and marijuana, BBC News reports. The singer, 45, was busted in a bathroom in London's Hampstead Heath area after an attendant tipped police. He was released with a warning, termed a "caution" in the U.K. "We can confirm a 45-year-old man was arrested in the Hampstead Heath area on the 19th of September on the suspicion...

When It Comes to Bathroom Arrests, George Michael Is No One-Hit Wonder
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George Michael Arrested for Drug Possession + More
Filed under: News Today, Oh Boy!Spinner.com: George Michael was arrested for drug possession in a London restroom over the weekend, reportedly caught with a "small amount" of crack cocaine and marijuana.Ryan Adams and the Cardinals will release a new 12-track album, 'Cardinology,' on October... Read more

George Michael: 'I'm Sorry for Screwing Up Again'
Singer George Michael apologized to his fans Sunday for "screwing up again." Though Michael didn't talk about an arrest for drug possession - a story that was reported by Britain's Sunday newspapers and Britain's Press Association - it appeared the former Wham! frontman was referring to reports that he had been cautioned by police. "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out," he said in a statement distributed by his publicists. Michael added: "And

George Michael sorry for 'screwing up' over crack arrest
George Michael has apologised to fans for "screwing up again" with his latest drugs arrest.

George Michael Sorry for Drug Possession 'Screw Up'
The 'Fastlove' singer was arrested for possession of crack cocaine and cannabis after he was seen loitering around a public convenience near London's Hampstead Heath on Friday (19.09.08). ... <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212173764.shtml"><b>More</b>

George Michael sorry for 'screwing up again' after arrest
George Michael has apologised after being cautioned in a public toilet for drug possession.

George Michael Arrested for Drugs!
According to BBC news, the pop singer was arrested on Friday for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and marijuana. George was caught in a bathroom in London's Hampstead Heath area, after an attendant snitched to police that there was some funny business going on. He was released with a warning (!), which is called a "caution" in the U.K. "We can confirm a 45-year-old man was arrested in the Hampstead Heath area on the 19th of September on the suspicion of possessing drugs," a Scotland Yard spokesman

George Michael arrested for possessing cocaine, let off with warning
It seems the legal authorities are tired of charging celebrities for drug addiction and its illegal possession. Recently George Michael was arrested with the dangerously addictive crack cocaine and weed. But soon he was released with just a few words of caution. I must remind you that this is not the first time George has been caught red-handed. Despite that, he was dealt with leniently and let off with a warning. I feel it’s getting quite common for top celebrities to be getting on the wrong side of law

George Michael says 'sorry' to fans
George Michael vows to 'sort himself out' after receiving a police caution for possession of drugs.

George Michael Not Charged For Crack Cocaine
George Michael needs to stay out of bathrooms. That is all there is to it. George, 45, was busted yet again in, you got it the loo. George was arrested for ‘allegedly’ possessing crack cocaine and marijuana. I know, you would have thought he would have learned something after the last time...Full Article @ Allie is wired Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say

George Michael Arrested Again
North London police arrested George Michael on Saturday for drug possession. George allegedly had pot and crack on his person while hanging out in a public restroom. “A 45-year-old man was arrested on 19 September on suspicion of possession of drugs in the Hampstead Heath area,” a Metropolitan Police spokesman said. The singer was taken to a police station and given the caution for possessing class A and class C drugs. This was the fourth time in three years that George was arrested on drug

GEORGE MICHAEL APOLOGIZES FOR DRUG BUST!
“I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out,” said Michael in a statement issued through his publicist. “And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.” Come on, Mike. You need to apologize to your fans for “snorting yourself out” and to the rest of us for “creeping us out” with the public toilet thing! Let’s see, were busted in Los Angeles a few years ago for engaging in a “le

George Michael Has Faith, Drugs
George Michael got the celebrity treatment this weekend when he was busted for possession of crack and marijuana and then released with a simple warning. The incident occurred at a London airport bathroom after an attendant tipped off police, who gave a "relatively mild punishment" for possession of class A drugs. Who here is surprised? To smooth over the situation, George released a statement: I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. A

George Michael Arrested After Drug-Related Restroom Bust
George Michael was arrested this weekend after he was caught in a London restroom using a “small amount” of crack cocaine and marijuana. Michael received a cautionary warning and was released after he admitted his guilt. No further legal action is expected, said a spokesperson for Scotland Yard. Interestingly enough, the arrest comes on the ten-year anniversary of the last time Michael was arrested for acting indecently in a public bathroom: In 1998, Michael was busted in a men’s room at L

George Michael Arrested Again for Drugs
George Michael was arrest in London on Friday for drugs. George was hanging out in a public bathroom area of the Hampstead Heath section of London, where an attendant suspected George was trolling for guys, so he alerted police. George was found to be in possession of drugs, and although though drugs are suspected to be cocaine and marijuana, there has been no confirmation yet. After his release from jail George released this statement: "I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to pro

George Michael Arrested Over Drug Possession
Surprise surprise, George Michael was arrested for drug possession. This makes it, what, his 14th time?? Michael was detained on Friday in the Hampstead Heath area of north London for questioning, and was later released. He was caught with Class ...

George Michael Arrested With Crack Cocaine
George Michael was arrested with drugs (again) over the weekend, but this time he won’t face charges. Sad, old junkie George was busted in a bathroom (again) for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and weed. It’s unsure why he isn’t in more trouble since this is not his first offense and the Metropolitan Police Chief has a no tolerance policy on celebrities with drugs. “We can confirm a 45-year-old man was arrested in the Hampstead Heath area on the 19th of September on the suspicion