Shawn Johnson -- The Worm Turns
So you raged at us after we saw a certain similarity between Shawn and Topo Gigio. We posted some of your vitriolic emails, and then, suddenly, the tide turned! You saw our point. So which is it? Were we heinous, or do we have a point?

Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!
As you guys know, we had heavy Olympics coverage here on the Bastardly & naturally, gymnastics was one of the heavy hitters. As member of the American gymnastics team, Shawn Johnson came up absolutely huge during the Olympics! She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist & the individual all-around silver medalist, so many congrats to the 16-year old from Des Moines, Iowa. Many congrats to her. Here are a few pics of Shawn as she walked into Ed Sullivan Theater to do Letterman a couple ni

"It Makes My Taco Pop!"
Who in Chris Hansen hell thought it was a cute for Shawn Johnson to say, "It makes my taco pop!" in a national commercial?! Shawn, needs to keep her taco to herself! They probably asked Nasty Nastia to do that commercial, but she knows very well that her taco doesn't pop. It coos. And for the record, Ortega sauce makes my taco dry heave. Wait. Do I even have a taco? I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Too many innuendos make me dizzy. VIA TMZ Login or register to post comments

Talk Talk: Bob Costas, Arsenio Hall, Glen Campbell
Filed under: Late Night, TV Royalty, Celebrities, Talk Show, Reality-FreeHere's who's on the late night talk shows tonight. Charlie Rose: Doris Kearns Goodwin, Robert A. Caro, and Joseph A. Califano The Daily Show: coverage of the DNC The Colbert Report: John McWhorter The Late Show with David Letterman: Amy Sedaris, Kim Kardashian, and Brian Regan Jay Leno: Shawn Johnson, Arsenio Hall, and Chuck Berry Jimmy Kimmel Live: Lauren Conrad, Tyrese, and Glen Campbell Tavis Smiley:

Link Time!!!
Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson in bikinis — Egotastic Madonna's tour is sticky and sweaty —FitSugar Barron Hilton steps out with his girlfriend — Pink Is the New Blog Mr. Big’s beautiful baby! — JustJared Tara Reid does beachwear — Hollywood Tuna Mary-Kate Olsen’s garbage bag kid fashion — Hollywood Rag Christina Ricci steps out in yellow — IDLYITW Meet Idol's fourth judge, Kara DioGuardi — popbytes Mariah Carey is . . . — fourfour

Shawn Johnson, Paul Hamm and Morgan Hamm Ortega Commercial
Ummm...wtf?Source: YouTube

Nibbly Things: Benji Says Obey!
Paris Hilton Rides The Carnival To Stay Young and In Love  [Hollywood Rag] Diddy Forced To Fly Commercial!  [Dlisted] Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson Bikini Pictures  [Egotastic] Buffy The 'Animated' Slayer Lives?  [Pink is the New Blog] Pamela Anderson Promotes, Frightens  [Bauer-Griffin Online] Michelle Obama Speaks to LGBT Delegates at Convention Lunch  [Towleroad] Orion Noth: Mr. Big's Beautiful Baby!  [JustJared] Kelly Osbourne got knocked the eff out  [Ce

Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson
Just a few bathing suit photos of the Gold medalists. People seem to love or hate them, so have at it. I think they have banging bodies and all their hard work is just fantastic. They're real role models unlike so many of the twats you see plastered all over the media these days. Congrats to the both of them and looking forward to seeing Nastia's Wheaties box. Source: Egotastic Page 1 of 3<<[1] [2] [3] >> (Post a new comment) hp_humper 2008-08-28 09:45 pm UTC (link) wow Shawn l

10th Annual Teen Choice Awards Winners - Other
Winners from the 10th annual Teen Choice Awards: _ Choice Male Hottie: Jonas Brothers. _ Choice Female Hottie: Vanessa Hudgens. _ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Carrie Underwood. _ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers. _ Choice Comedian: Adam Sandler. _ Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham. _ Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson. _ Choice Action Sports Male: Ryan Sheckler. _ Do Something Award: Chad Bullock. _ Choice Most Fanatic Fans: David Archuleta. _ Choice MySpacer: Ry

Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson Bikini Pictures
Okay, so I'm not really into short, muscly chicks, but American Olympic Gymnastics Gold Medal winners, Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson seem to be pretty popular these days, so I thought you might like these Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson bikini pictures. Now, I'll admit, these girls are cute, no doubt, but when a 16-year-old girl's arms are bigger than mine, I can't really get into that. And yes, I may be a pathetic girly-man, and those are some manly girls (Who are very talented, and can do things I co