Shauna Sand -- No Butts About It
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Maybe Parts of Shauna Sand Are 22 ...
Filed under: Hot Mamas, Nurse! With her gorgeous bottle blonde straw weave, fab East L.A. brows and plump when you cook 'em lips and bosom, Lucite mother of three Shauna Sand partied over the weekend to celebrate her 37th birthday -- although she told our photog she was...Permalink

Shauna Sand thinks a bikini and stripper heels are suitable attire for family day at the beach (Makes sense)
In this day age, some might say the ideas of poise, elegance and class no longer exist. "Not so," says Shauna Sand. "Not so. .... Lap dance?" Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Shauna Sand’s Blue Bikini Pictures
Shauna Sand, American Playboy model, spent the weekend in Miami and didn’t forget to pack her stripper shoes!Namely hitting the beaches of Miami and wearing a simple blue bikini.I hope she is wearing sun block because that bikini isn’t protecting much flesh.

Shauna Sand wears lucite heels to beach!
Shauna Sand doesn't take off those stripper heels for no one! And why should she look at the quality attention she is getting.....

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures
At first glance these Shauna Sand bikini pictures aren’t that bad, she’s got a tight little body and some sweet fake tits. But after fifteen minutes or so your eyes start to wander up to her face like they do when you see kittens on fire…. You know you shouldn’t look but you can’t help yourself and regret it for the rest of your life. More Links Claire Danes Bikini Pictures Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Miley Cyrus Wet T-Shirt Pictures

Shauna Sand is a hot Barbie
Ex playmate Shauna Sand looks like a sexy Barbie in a bikini at the pool.

Birthday Sluts
The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Ageless) Aimee Osbourne (25) Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey (39) Camille Grammer (40) Cynthia Watros (40) Salma Hayek (42) Tuc Watkins (42) Lennos Lewis (43) Keanu Reeves (44) Camille Grammer (48) Mark Harmon (57) Terry Bradshaw (60)

The Empress Of Lucite Can Do Anything
We already know that the Empress of Lucite can float on Sand, bring flowers back to life and cause angels to faint, but did you know that she's also a phenomenal actress? A true thespian. Above is a clip from her STARRING role on "Renegade" in the late 90s. The clip starts out as a brokedown porn movie, but it all changes when the luscious and elegant Shauna Sand comes on the screen. It's like Bette Davis has come back to life in the form of the most gorgeous woman in the world. The starts out as something

Shauna Busts a Papper
Filed under: Hot BodiesShauna Sand needed advice on which shades to buy....but as she tried them on, our photog was apparently interested in buying off the rack. See Also Shauna Sand -- No Butts About It! Maybe Parts of Shauna Sand Are 22 ... ...Permalink

L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
Filed under: The HillsWe know Lauren Conrad is plenty sore because her clothes are selling about as well as the Shauna Sand celibacy kit. A minor rear-ender outside Katsuya last night could only add injury to insult....Permalink

Suge -- Blinded by the Right to an Attorney
Shockingly, Suge Knight is not flat on his back in this photo -- unlike the last time we saw him this discombobulated! Just days after being busted in Las Vegas for allegedly going bat guano crazy and beating his girlfriend -- SpyOnVegas.com caught Sugey Bear back out on Saturday getting punch drunk at club Rain inside the Palms casino. Suge must have had one hell of a post-arrest celebration -- because his eyes are slammed shut in every photo! See Also GF Says He's Really Suge Knife Su

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
  Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and are fairly decent.  Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side.  Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading.  I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and arefairly decent. Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side. Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading. I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'. (Shauna Sand - take notes). More p

Jill Biden Is Missing Something
Mr. Obama has chosen Mr. Biden as his main homey. Obama/Biden '08! We'll just call them BamBi! I like BamBi! They can call me Thumper! BamBi '08!!! Anyway, when I first read that Mr. Biden was in, I immediately googled his wife! That's all I really care about. Michelle Obama is lovely, but I want some over-the-top glamour in the White House! Unfortunately, I'm not getting that from Jill Tracy Biden, Joe's wife. She needs a Shauna Sand makeover. Nothing says "wife of the vice president" like a pair of exqui

Newsstand Junkie: Stalking beach bods and a Brad attitude
The mags are convinced of two things this week: that Brad Pitt is planning a secret liaison with Jennifer Aniston and that most celebs actually looked pretty great on the beach. In fact, to find a truly scary-looking celeb, Star has to barrel-dive and display the weirdly wrinkly stomach of Shauna Sand (I know, who?). So Courtney Love will be throwing a party over this week's zines ... - A cover line on Us says Carrie Underwood was "Attacked By Jessica," then tells us this "attack" consisted of a few sneers

Hats Off Panties On
Shauna Sand on Renegade from the 90's Video - Dlisted Mena Suvari Cornrow Sex - Egotastic Jessica Simpson is a Born Entertainer - IDLYITW Keely Shaye Smith Bronsan is Still Fat in Her Bikini - NSFW - Drunkenstepfather No pants, but what a wrinkled shirt! - Hollywood Tuna John McCain to Sarah Palin: I Choose You! - Just Jared Are You Open to Seeing More From Michael Jackson? - Popsugar Katie Downs Rosie Jones, Amy Diamond at the relaunch of the Ann Summers Marble Arch store in London, England - (08/

Lucite Kisses
After this picture was taken, several hos around the Empress of Lucite were rushed to the free clinic and treated for severe exposure to concentrated elegance. Once again, Shauna Sand has no idea the power she wields. One air kiss from Shauna is enough to put you into a deep coma where you'll only dream of lucite and Wet 'n' Wild lip gloss. Here's the most famous pair of exquisite lucite heels on the planet with their gorgeous owner at a National Lampoon party the other night. Oh and Holly Madison was ther

Ali Larter in a bikini
After the Madonna concert post, seeing Ali Larter in a bikini is like a breath of fresh air - that's wearing a bikini. Then again, you could show me a picture of celery right now and I'd probably weep tears of joy. Photos: Splash News Comments (53) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous RELATED STORIES Shauna Sand thinks a bikini and stripper heels are suitable attire for family day at the beach (Makes sense) Hayden Panettiere in a bikini Paris Hilton in a bikini(-ish outfi

Girls Next Door and some friends looking sexy
Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson were all looking splendid at the Playboy Mansion this weekend when they attended the National Lampoon’s American Fantasy party. I am not reading too much in to anything, but Kendra didn’t hop on the Rolls Royce with Holly and Bridget.  Also in attendance was Shauna Sand, former Playmates, and lovely painted ladies.  How does on go about getting painted Playmates to just hang out like that? .gallery { margin: auto; } .galle