Shauna Sand Stages ‘Barbie Goes to the Pumpkin Patch’ (Photos)
Shauna Sand visited Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood yesterday.  Wait, she already took her three daughters and some heavily tattooed guy to the Halloween hyped patch two weeks ago. Apparently that photo op didn’t suit the Playboy model so she made a few changes.  This time around she arrived on the scene looking [...]

“The Olsen twins talk omelettes and soy” afternoon links
- The Olsen interview on Oprah was incredibly boring. They talked about omelettes and soy [Lainey Gossip] - Shauna Sand is easily the ugliest thing to ever grow in a pumpkin patch [Dlisted] - Takei and Shatner are hell bent on working their feud [PopEater] - As many as 50 teenagers at a suburban St. Louis high [...]

Shauna Sand Ho'ing It Up @ The Playboy Mansion
Photo Credit: Splash News You’d think Shauna would be one of the ladies decked out in the body paint, but I guess she just wasn’t feeling it that night. For those of you don’t know, Shauna Sand was once married to actor Lorenzo Lamas & has three daughters with him (at least that’s how...

Fashion: Shauna Sand Ditches Her Stripper Shoes
Shauna Sand normally wears clothing that is extremely inappropriate and of course she's never without her Lucite heels or as I like to call them, her stripper shoes (no offense to strippers). Well, miracles do happen people, because she ditched the tacky shoes and actually wore a normal looking outfit! Her jeans are cute and although I'm not crazy about her shirt, it's a big improvement, big.

Shauna Sand went for shopping in Los Angeles
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Shauna Sand Brought Her Daughter Into Work Again
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comThese were snapped as Shauna strolled the streets of Beverly Hills w/ boy-toy Romain Chavent.Anyone else feel a lil’ sorry for Shauna’s daughter Isabella Lorenza Lamas? At least this looks better than when she took her daughter to the beach while hunting for sugar daddies in Miami.read more

Shauna Sand makes Britney Spears look like Martha Stewart
Shauna Sand once again exhibited unbridled elegance by busting out the clear stripper heels for another family outing yesterday. This time she went to the same Pumpkin Patch as Britney Spears where there were either some paparazzi left over or Shauna called ahead. I'm going with the latter judging by the shameless smiling, and shit, it's Shauna Sand. Who's probably the first person in the world to hear "Ma'am, Britney Spears managed to contain her cooch during her visit - and she's legally retarded. May we

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures
At first glance these Shauna Sand bikini pictures aren’t that bad, she’s got a tight little body and some sweet fake tits. But after fifteen minutes or so your eyes start to wander up to her face like they do when you see kittens on fire…. You know you shouldn’t look but you can’t help yourself and regret it for the rest of your life. More Links Claire Danes Bikini Pictures Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures Miley Cyrus Wet T-Shirt Pictures

Shauna Sand seems like a naughty nurse
Former Playboy Playmate and ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas, Shauna Sand, was seen with her ex at Villa the other night.  Lorenzo was working the walking boot and crutches for sympathy - since he needs the help with the ladies - and Shauna seemed to be caring for her man.  Are the two rekindling the relationship or is Shauna just being a naughty nurse with that outfit?  The gladiator stripper heels are only found in some of the classiest strip clubs in New York and Vegas.  Her zipper dress isn’t even ava

One Shauna
Shauna Sand continued to take over Hollywood last night when she hit up One Sunset with a mysterious tattooed Cris Angel wannabe. Shauna probably took a few hours to pick out an outfit, but she finally settled on this... Tags: Celebrity News, Top Stories Read more from: X17 Online . Click here. Browse by . . . Post visited 7 times, 7 so far today Social Bookmarking Script Generator

Scary Plastic Skank!
Plastic FUGLY Shauna Sand heading to the Pumpkin Patch.

Dear Empress, Step Away From The A-Hole
Yesterday, the Ivy rolled out the royal carpet for the Empress of Lucite and that piece of trash Prince Von A-Hole. The always gracious and elegant Shauna Sand allowed that bag of hot donut sweat to bestow her with some cheap lingerie. Being the kind soul that she is, Shauna accepted Prince Von A-Hole's gifts with a beautiful smile. But we all know that the minute she puts on that sleazy shit, her celestial skin will melt it off. The Empress of Lucite is much too pure for tawdry shit like that! Only the fin

What's Not Wrong with This Picture?
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird Budding criminologist Prince Von A-Hole is seen here examining Shauna Sand's panties for DNA.Stay tuned, this could take a while. See Also A-Hole to Hilton's: Too Much Makep to Make-Up Prince Von A-Hole: Abreast of His Afterlife Shauna...Permalink

Goodies!
Heidi and Spencer are annoying camera hogs! - Celebslam Rachel Bilson’s spandex booty - Ninja Dude Shauna Sand looking sexily lifeless - HQ Celebrity Ashlee Simpson had a pooh shower - Hollywire Celebrity obsession reduces fear of death - Anything Hollywood Adriana Lima wears sexy bras - Celeb Gossipz Fifteen hottest playmates of all time - Spike Mary Castro made my day [...] Get the full story from  NewsToob  Tags:  Ashlee Simpson,  Rach

CoCo Keeps It Classy For Diddy
I've come to terms with CoCo's transformation as the classiest hooker on the stroll. If that's what she wants to look like now, I will get behind her 100%. Well, not behind her literally, because I think her titanic ass would swallow me whole. Speaking of swallowing, at Diddy's birthday party at Mansion in NYC, the Shauna Sand of the East looked like a sexy python trying to digest a family of mongooses. The man who is solely responsible for putting Obama in the White House, celebrated his birthday last nig

Birthday Sluts
The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand (Ageless) Aimee Osbourne (25) Cedric "K-Ci" Hailey (39) Camille Grammer (40) Cynthia Watros (40) Salma Hayek (42) Tuc Watkins (42) Lennos Lewis (43) Keanu Reeves (44) Camille Grammer (48) Mark Harmon (57) Terry Bradshaw (60)

Fashion Disaster: YSL Touch Eclat For Men
The former Big Brother 9 Stuart Pilkington contestant is showing off the YSL Touche Eclat for Men guyliner that I have learned from these pictures, is magic and looks as if it might be the same kind of eyeliner that Shauna Sand favors. The minute you put it on your eyes, it makes your shirt and chest hair dissolve. So be careful where you are when you apply put it on! Photo Credit: Getty Images Website: www.gettyimages.com Tags: Body Parts, Fashion Disaster, Fashion

Shauna Sand: Prepared to Star in Gladiator Sequel
Tagline:  Mother of three embarrassed daughters, owner of two mounds of silicone, and I shall be vindicated on the stripper pole where I will finally earn a return on my sizable investment in Lucite heels. Make a Comment    No Responses to “Shauna Sand: Prepared to Star in Gladiator Sequel” Comments RSS

TMZ TV Tonite -- One Filthy Friday!
Tonight on TMZ TV -- Cover your ears cause we're getting down and dirty! Sarah Palin proves to be an inspiration ... to the porn industry, Hugh Hefner's taking them two at a time now, and Shauna Sand is in desperate need of some Matzoh balls. Check your local listings. Comments [1]Digg itDel.icio.usMy YahooSphereRSSMySpacePermalinkEmail from Lindsay and Sam Trot the GlobeAmy Winehouse Rewind'Dancing' Helio, Shackled, Pleads InnocentKingston Trio Founder Nick R

L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
Filed under: The HillsWe know Lauren Conrad is plenty sore because her clothes are selling about as well as the Shauna Sand celibacy kit. A minor rear-ender outside Katsuya last night could only add injury to insult....Permalink

Traci Bingham "Gimme My Reality Show" Campaign in L.A.
Could Fox Reality Channel just give Traci the fucking show already so that we don't have to continue looking at her whorish behavior? Either that, of give it to Ryan Starr under the condition that she poses for Penthouse or releases a hardcore sextape. Just in case, here's Traci taking out the trash in her prostitute Halloween costume. 1234567next >last » Comment on this Bastardly entry »Bastarchived in Sluts & Whores, Traci Bingham Bookmark/Search this post with: Related in a B

Britney Spears' Peek-A-Boo Shirt (Photos)
Britney Spears has been getting better at chosing clothes that actually fit her and arefairly decent. Sure, her bikinis are a tad on the 'too small side' at times but she is learning to dress a little on the classy side. Okay, classy is maybe too much, too soon, but the trashiness is slowly fading. I know her sons will definitely appreciate it when they're old enough to understand the difference between 'my mom is classy' and 'my mom is trashy'. (Shauna Sand - take notes). More p

Jennifer Aniston Talks: The Truth About Brad & Angelina
Jennifer Aniston graces the cover of Vogue December issue and inside speaks of work, her love life and future family plans. She also talks about her ex-husband, Brad Pitt and what happened ... 6 Like0 DislikeObama Girls: Public Or Private School? President-elect Barack Obama and wife Michelle have a big decision to make concerning their two daughters, Malia and Sasha. They must decide if their girls will attend a public or private s ... 6 Like0 DislikeFashion: Shauna Sand Ditches Her Stripper Shoes Sha

Brooke Hogan’s bikini bod!
She may be a HUGE girl but her body is all curves and proportionate. And earlier today, Brooke Hogan was spotted having some fun in the South Florida waters with her roommate Glen. The “Brooke Knows Best” babe wore a white bikini top with a red bottom which showed off her “Redemption” lower back tattoo. Sexy! Related Posts: Skinny Shauna Sand bikini candid picturesJessica Alba is one hot - slim - sexy momma!Daily Gossip Links - June 26Star magazin

Which Old Biddy Is Sorta Related to Shauna Sand?
Filed under: Hot Mamas, Nurse!These lovely octogenarian beauties showed up to a NYC event Monday night and one is kinda-sorta related to Lucite mother of three Shauna Sand. Guess which Golden Girl got mixed up in Shauna's gene pool!...Permalink