Sarah Palin in a Swimsuit: You Know You Want It

www.jossip.com - 26th Sep 2008

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Sarah Palin: Ever since word got out that Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin once won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska, men all over have been busy Googling some combination of the words Sarah+Palin+Swimsuit+MILF. Hell, even Hugh Hefner thought it would boost U.S morale to see some presidential tahtahs on the cover of Playboy.

Welp, ask and you shall receive. Here is footage from the swimsuit portion of Sarah Palin's 1982 pageant run.

Hmm... looks legit, although no other footage has yet to surface of the pageant, including video of the talent portion, where Palin single-handedly took down a wild moose and gutted it onstage in under five minutes. Read full story at www.jossip.com


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