Sarah Palin blowing a flute in the Miss Alaska pageant!!!

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Sarah Palin: La Sarah Palin participated in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant 1984. She sucks at blowing. In case joo have been missing it here are the chisme-tastic bideos!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0OZ9W2K_z0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdFIDygFwM Read full story at chismetime.com

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