Sarah Palin: Miss Alaska Pageant Video
 Sarah Palin, long before she was the GOP candidate for vice-president, long before she was the governor of Alaska, long before she was the mayor of whatever that town is called, long before she was a TV sports reporter, long before she was a mother or married, she was a beauty queen.   She was in the Miss Alaska Pageant, and this is that pageant.  Swimsuit edition.Mind you, this is not a post of judgment.  I'm not a hater of the beauty pageant.  I can't say I've ever wa

Sarah Palin The Next Playboy Bunny
Well maybe not but if she and John McCain don’t make it into the White House then Sarah Palin can call up Hugh Hefner for a job. The playboy owner has offered Palin a centerfold if she would like it. “Palin would make a great centerfold, I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when the glasses come off! It would be a new definition of the word ‘vice’ in vice president.” So would Sarah make a good playboy

Conservative: Quit 'For Your Country,' Palin
Even the Republicans have had enough. Here's an excerpt from "Palin Problem," an article by writer and frequent Bill O'Reilly guest Kathleen Parker, published today on National Review Online: It was fun while it lasted. Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League. No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I’ve been pulling for P

Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video
 Sarah Silverman used to grace these pages a bit more when she was the subject of pregnancy speculation by one Jimmy Kimmel (or Matt Damon).  Then she and Kimmel broke-up and the speculation ended.  Then she and Damon stopped f*@%ing, and Silverman rode off into the FameCrawler sunset.  Or so we thought.She has a new video and it doesn't involve her being a celebrity parent.  It involves her being a celebrity grandkid.  Sure, we'll roll with it (because it's funny).

David Letterman Not About to Suspend His Campaign Making Fun of John McCain [Prisoner Of Late-Night War]
newVideoPlayer("/parmcc_def.flv", 506, 423,""); It looks like John McCain will be heading to tonight's presidential debate after all (according to this priceless pool report from McCain's plane, which also states, "General atmosphere is utter confusion"), but one no-show is continuing to cost the candidate, and that's McCain's now-notorious skipped Late Show appearance. David Letterman continued to rip into McCain during his monologue yesterday, even conscripting guest Paris Hilton (who had her own memorab

It's a McCain celebration in Oxford
Oxford, Miss. - After wrapping up his first debate against Barack Obama, John McCain, his wife Cindy and daughter Meghan stopped by a raucous debate party at the Lyric, a bar and club in Oxford Square. Huge cheers went up when the party arrived and took the stage. Cindy McCain introduced her husband, who was clearly more than satisfied with his performance. "Well, my friends, do you think we showed them who's qualified to be commander in chief?'' McCain said, grinning broadly, to more loud cheers. "I

First US presidential debate, a dead heat for the most part
Washington, Sept.27 (ANI): A former White House Special Counsel and now political contributor to Fox News, Lanny Davis, has described the first of three presidential debates between John McCain and Barack Obama as having ended in a dead heat. However, he said that McCain ended weaker when attacking Obama, while Obama ended stronger by staying positive. But final conclusion: no game changing moment. "I thought Senator McCain made some points that made him look presidential in the area of foreign affairs.

Afternoon Snack: Sarah Palin Looks A-maze-ing
Duke Wheeler of Whitehouse, Ohio hired an artist to carve Sarah Palin into his cornfield, with hopes of attracting thousands of Palin supporters to his maze. What’s the difference between a cornstalk and Sarah Palin? Lipstick! [Photo: Splash News Online] POSTED BY Lauren Deiman AT 2:02 pm Tags: Afternoon Snack | Sarah Palin Share: Post A Comment: Name (required) Email (will n

Sarah Palin in a Swimsuit: You Know You Want It
Ever since word got out that Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin once won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska, men all over have been busy Googling some combination of the words Sarah+Palin+Swimsuit+MILF. Hell, even Hugh Hefner thought it would boost U.S morale to see some presidential tahtahs on the cover of Playboy. Welp, ask and you shall receive. Here is footage from the swimsuit portion of Sarah Palin's 1982 pageant run. Hmm... looks legit, although no other footag

Sarah Palin Is Vice President...Of Corn
What, no moose?Sarah Palin has been carved in corn. Duke Wheeler of Whitehouse, Ohio, commissioned an Idaho artist to create a Palin likeness on his land in the hope of drawing crowds interested in seeing the corny lady. It took the artist eight hours to complete the project he believes would make Palin "proud".It's impressive, but also undeniably weird. And was the choice of crop intentional? Palin, like corn, shows up where you least expect.In other movements, tonight's presidential debate will go on. Mc

OMG Old Video of Sarah Palin In Ugly Swimsuit
Thank you, loyal readers, for sending us a few thousand tips about this YouTube video of Sarah Palin walking on a beauty-pageant stage in a very ’80s, unflattering one-piece. We are not posting it here because HALF THE CLIP IS SOME GUY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAS THIS VIDEOTAPE. OH THAT ONE IS REMOVED BY USER. (Okay, we’ll post the pure-beauty walk video after the jump.) And now we must prepare for our live coast-to-coast Mississippi debate pre-coverage, coverage, and post-coverage, so go ahead and

How We All Got Permission To Be Sexist About Sarah Palin [Journalismism]
Everyone is treating Sarah Palin like a vapid celebrity and it is just so patronizing! Here she is, four thousand four hundred miles away from her tanning bed, meeting all these important people with accents in her very most distinguished Nancy Pelosi outfits and president of Pakistan tells her she is "more gorgeous" than he expected her to be! Gossip columnist "nearly lunged" to check out the label on her jacket at a fancy dinner the other night. So sexist, right! And it gets soooooo much more offensive!

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Sarah Palin Picked the Wrong Week to Visit New York
Any other week, the arrival in New York of the Republican vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, and France’s first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, would have been huge news. The pair—possibly the two most-watched women in the world right now—certainly did get their share of headlines, but their trip was overshadowed by the bad news coming out of Wall Street. Still, they attended fancy parties, met world leaders, and even double-dated! (O.K., we made the last one up.) With their visit came more

Sarah Palin’s pastor (and witches) problem
Earlier this week, Max Blumenthal posted a video in which a Kenyan pastor blessed Sarah Palin and asked the congregation of Palin’s church to pray to Jesus Christ to protect her from “every form of witchcraft.” The video was shot in May 2005, prior to Palin’s announcing her candidacy to become governor of Alaska. In the video, Palin keeps her head lowered throughout Bishop Thomas Muthee’s blessing. In 2008, Palin spoke of her affection for Muthee, saying, “Pastor Muthee

Sarah Palin in Non-Photoshopped Swimsuit! [Substance]
Ha ha what could possibly distract people from how terrible Sarah Palin was on CBS? How about a clip of Sarah Palin looking so... poised in a sexy swimsuit! Someone in Alaska claims this is a legit video of the Alaska governor in her Sarah Heath, Beauty Pageant Contestant days. Grainy old VHS digitized and uploaded to YouTube means this could very well be Dick Cheney in a swimsuit but, you know, it does look a bit like her. GAME CHANGER. Debate this, Old Boys Club! [Via Radar]

Sarah Palin: The Beauty Pageant Years, On Video!
So some dude from Alaska has uploaded "100% legit footage of the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant featuring Sarah Palin." That's right, the lady who, if Barack Obama fucks up in the debate tonight, will be the next President of the United States (according to an actuary I went to college with). There's more to come, apparently, but this is a pretty good start. Rrowr. I'd let her repeat her nonsensical talking points to me anytime. [Via Waxy.org] By Alex Balk   09/26/08 2:55 PM File Under: Bea

Sarah Palin Swimsuit Beauty Pageant Footage (Video)
Here is the actual footage of Sarah Palin modeling a swimsuit in the Miss Alaska Beauty pageant. Yes, this swimsuit video is actually real and not photoshopped. See the video here. Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video We all know that Sarah Palin was first runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant. We’ve heard her talk about it and mention how it felt to her to have to stand on the stage and pose in a swimsuit. But where, oh where, were the videos of those beauty pageant days? Well, it seems som

Sarah Palin Talks to Reporters at Ground Zero
Yesterday, before heading to Pennsylvania for more campaigning, Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin made an "unscheduled" visit to Ground Zero. She visited the Tribute WTC Visitor Center as well as Ladder Co. 10's firehouse, which has a bronze mural honoring the 343 firefighters who died on September 11. NY Daily News columnist Michael Daly happened to be at the Tribute WTC Visitor Center, signing copies of his book about Fire Chaplin Mychal Judge, when Palin arrived. He writes:My hosts s

Hottie Sarah Palin (née Heath) in Miss Alaska 1984
Ladies and gentlemen, contestant #8 and your vice presidential candidate.

Sarah Palin: Hottest VP Ever
Check out this new footage of Sarah Palin (nee Heath) competing in the swimsuit portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. The fun starts around 0:52. What an ass! source

Sarah Palin Beauty Pageant Video Surfaces
Footage of Sarah Palin, who placed second at the Miss Alaska Pageant in 1984, has hit the Web. In the clip, the Alaska governor (then Sarah Heath) struts on stage in a swimsuit. "Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science," the emcee says. The announcer continues: "It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by 'Who's Who?' since she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to student politi

Banned Books Week Gets Political With Sarah Palin
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has been a lightning rod for controversy and her political opponents have attacked her with rumors and innuendo about her personal life and her actions as a governor and of the mayor...

Pakistan loves America now thanks to Sarah Palin
Republican VP candidate and all-around swell gal Sarah Palin is considered hot by a lot of people out there (I’m still not sold though I’d certainly throw a motorboat to Bristol Palin and her huge boobs, um, once she’s 18. And when she drops the fetus.)…well add Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari to the list of admirers. Yes, that is a President of a foreign nation calling that polluted-wombed nothing of a candidate-for-public-office “gorgeous”. And you know, it kin

Sarah Palin: The Swimsuit Edition.
You may have seen the altered picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini, or you may have not. Either way some guy in Alaska has uploaded what he says is “100% legit footage of the 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant featuring Sarah Palin.” Just to show you….Here it is. Related Post President Bush gets big ratings…. Mike Huckabee’s new show get a similar “View”…. Anjelica Huston not quite ready to jump on the Flux Capacitor. Chuck Norris g