This Guy’s Left Man-Teat Has More Courage Than 100 David Blaines
Last week, David Blaine's hanging-upside-down-except-when-he's-not-hanging-upside-down stunt ended in total disappointment because of "high winds." Well, I'm sure it was really dangerous and stuff, but honestly, I'm sick of David Blaine's excuses. Especially when I see this guy: Meet Clive Lotah. He's 73. Here is balancing on a swaying pole - without a harness, ropes, or nets - 73 feet in the air. Why 73 feet in the air? Because he's seventy-f*cking-three. How's that taste, Blaine? See mo

David Blaine Fail
At the end of David Blaine’s 60 hours upside down with hourly breaks right side up, he did a “dive of death” where he was supposed to jump off the scaffolding and disappear. As you can see here, the trick involved a bungee cord and some huge balloons. Yo Dave, who cut off your balls? Tags Stunts, David Blaine Related Stories David Blaine Cheats Comment Now! Commenting Rules: No hate speech allo

David Blaine: Ratings take 'Dive of Death'
While it was slightly delayed due to President Bush's address on the current financial crisis, ABC's much-hyped two-hour David Blaine special still proved to be a dud with only 7.7 million viewers. Leave a Comment Leave a Comment Posted by: Adekemi Full Story: hollywoodinsider.ew.com Related Topix People - David Blaine Entertainment - Reality TV, Drama, Dancing With The Stars, Television Comments Type in your comments to post to the forum Name

David Blaine Fail
At the end of David Blaine’s 60 hours upside down with hourly breaks right side up, he did a “dive of death” where he was supposed to jump off the scaffolding and disappear. As you can see here, the trick involved a bungee cord and some huge balloons. Yo Dave, who cut off your balls? Tags Stunts, David Blaine Related Stories David Blaine Cheats Comment Now! Commenting Rules: No hate speech allo

You Can Make It Up: David Blaine Prepares His Next Illusion
David Blaine could barely make out his own face in the fogged up mirror of his marble bathroom. The air was scented with lavender and his slippers were soft. He set down the razor. It was foolish to think he could keep up the painstakingly manicured facial hair that required twice daily maintenance with a mirror so fogged up. He would have his soak and then he would trim his facial hair with the attentiveness usually reserved for lovers. David Blaine eased himself into the clawfooted cauldron-shaped bath

David Blaine Talks About his Terrible Stunt
If you saw David Blaine's stunt, you know just how bad it was. He basically hung upside down for a while and then took a 15 minute break on a platform bigger than some people's bedrooms. Turns out the "Dive of Death" at the end was supposed to be different, but George Bush ruined it: It's about time Bush does something right. His approval ratings should get a bump from this. Watching a [...]

David Blaine Admits He Kinda Sucks
Magical tool David Blaine is pulling every excuse out of thin air for his failed stunt Wednesday night. First it was George W. Bush's fault (well, everything is, really). Now it's Mother Nature's fault, because she had the audacity to ruin his plans for "the most amazing ending for a stunt ever" (his words, not ours) with high winds. Blaine said his grand finale of diving from a platform 44 feet to the ground while attached to a harness didn't go according to plan. He was supp

David Blaine finishes his latest stunt… 60 Hours in the Air!
AP - NEW YORK — Magician-daredevil David Blaine has safely finished his latest stunt: hanging upside-down without a net high over Central Park for 60 hours.  Oh, he’s caught a bullet in his mouth, too. The endurance artist began dangling from a wire over a park skating rink on Monday. He kept smiling while describing the “enormous push of blood” that made it feel as though his head was “about to explode.”  He celebrated the completion of the wire act Wednesday night b

Blaine defends upside down stunt
US illusionist David Blaine responds to critics claiming he misled people over his latest stunt.

Video Premiere: All That Remains Die For ‘Two Weeks’
Of all the obstacles All That Remains have overcome — multiple lineup shifts, metalcore typecasting, accusations of being Christian rock — dying, then rocking from beyond the grave might have been their greatest challenge. In the band’s new video for “Two Weeks,” the band perish in a plan crash, yet retain the fortitude to reach out to a girl through a television set and rock the heavens so hard they seem to reappear on earth. Let’s see David Blaine pull that off. Click

5 David Blaine Stunts Lamer Than “Dive Of Death”
David Blaine rolled a lot of eyes last week when he suspended himself upside-down for three straight days except when he was taking frequent breaks and turning upright, followed by an anti-climactic finale called the “Dive of Death,” which was neither. Before we rush to judge Blaine’s apparent regression into lameness/irrelevance, I’ll remind you that the stunt could’ve been a LOT crappier. If he wants to continue moving backwards, here are five ideas for even less impressive

David Blaine 'disappears' after stunt
Illusionist David Blaine has completed his latest death-defying stunt in spectacular fashion - by appearing to vanish into thin air.Blaine spent 60 hours hanging upside down over New York's Central Park this week, and upon completion on Wednesday night, he jumped from the metal frame he was suspended from and was hoisted up, disappearing into the darkness.But the star - who was warned by medics that his stunt could result in permanent blindness - has been criticised by the public, with some onlookers claimi

David Blaine back to earth after 60-hour upside down stunt
David Blaine is back on solid ground after completing 60 hours suspended upside down in New York City.

Blaine Disappears After Death-Defying Stunt
Illusionist David Blaine has completed his latest death-defying stunt in spectacular fashion - by appearing to vanish into thin air. Blaine spent 60 hours hanging upside down over New York's Central Park this week (ends26Sep08), and upon completion on Wednesday night (24Sep08), he jumped from the metal frame he was suspended from and was hoisted up, disappearing into the darkness. But the star - who was warned by medics that his stunt could result in permanent blindness - has been criticised

Andrew Firestone And Jen Schefft: Please Stop This Crazy War Before Someone Gets Hurt
In the lowest level celebrity tabloid lifestyle war of all time, earlier this week, former Bachelor Andrew Firestone announced that he and his wife are expecting. Today, his ex (and ex Bachelorette) Jen Schefft announced that she is engaged. Please stop it you guys. Your relationship ended bitterly, but you're both happy now. This crazy war is only hurting yourselves and the three people who still vaguely remember who you are. « Previous Post: David Blaine: Living Historical Metaphor? N

David Blaine Admits He Kinda Sucks
Magical tool David Blaine is pulling every excuse out of thin air for his failed stunt Wednesday night. First it was George W. Bush's fault (well, everything is, really). Now it's Mother Nature's fault, because she had the audacity to ruin his plans for "the most amazing ending for a stunt ever" (his words, not ours) with high winds. CONTINUED » Sep 26, 2008 · posted by David · Link · Respond Related Posts • 09.26.08: Dan

Nation Pleads With David Blaine To Do Actual Magic
David Blaine completed his 60 hours of hanging upside down last night, except that he basically cheated the whole time and pissed fans off. Not only did he take multiple breaks during his stunt, but the “death dive” at the end was just him jumping a few feet while attached to a harness. He was then lifted into some dark area of Central Park and probably swarmed by his medical team and personal assistants. Blaine spoke today and is apparently not happy with his latest “trick” (not his

Blaine Ends Central Park Stunt With 44 FT Dive
David Blaine has completed his up side down stunt hanging out over Central Park but does have his critics who think he cheated. He said that he would be hanging up side down for 60 hours straight, a fact that was not exactly true. In actual fact, he would stand up right once an hour for doctors [...]

David Blaine down on hanging upside down
Now that the magician has both feet on the ground and the blood has redistributed throughout his body, he's having regrets about his latest feat: hanging upside down for 60 hours, peeing through a catheter. "I had dreamed up the most amazing ending for a stunt ever," he said during an interview on Live with Regis and Kelly. "I know that it didn't work right when all my friends called up and said, `Wait, what happened? I'm confused.'" Although he completed his 60-hour shift, his land

Blaine: Bush's speech messed up my stunt
Magician David Blaine pulled a string of excuses out of his sleeve to explain why his latest high-profile stunt went wrong - even blaming President Bush's Wednesday night prime-time speech.A day after finishing his latest "trick" - hanging upside down over Central Park for 60 hours before taking a "Dive of Death" from a 44-foot-high platform, a TMZ.com cameraman asked Blaine why the stunt went awry."It wasn't meant to be what it was on TV," Blaine told the gossip Web site's cameraman.RELATED: 'DIVE OF DEATH

David Blaine Apparently Did Some Sort Of Anti- Climactic Stunt Hanging Ordeal Thing, We’re Told
From the mailbag, a reader writes in: "You guys aren't going to touch that David Blaine debacle from last night?", and he goes on "I'm starting to think you guys are slipping". Well in the interest of comprehensive coverage, and since we take requests, here you go: David Blaine apparently dangled upside down for awhile on TV last night, then did some kind of Dive of Death kind of thing, but not really. I don't know, I didn't watch it. Also, the world financial markets are on the brink of collapse, one of

Blaine 'disappears' after stunt
Illusionist David Blaine has completed his latest death-defying stunt in spectacular fashion by appearing to vanish into thin air.

David Blaine’s Dive of Death’ Did He Die?
While it was slightly delayed due to President Bush’s address on the current financial crisis, ABC’s much-hyped two-hour David Blaine special still proved to be a dud with only 7.7 million viewers, according to overnight ratings. David Blaine’s Dive of Death (pictured) lost more than half of its Dancing With the Stars lead-in audience (15.6 million). The illusionist could not compete with CBS’ Criminal Minds which won the 9-10 p.m. hour with 15.1 million, up 19 percent from last year

Condensed Soup: The Hills Are Alive
As this week's edition of your very own Condensed Soup shows, it's not the size that matters, it's how much you laugh at it. And there's plenty of chuckle bait here: gunplay, limo rides and butcher knives are comedy gold, and a new show called Stag: A Test of Love offers all this and more. Plus, a visit to The Hills and Tyra delves into sex stats. Tune in Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT for the large, bulbous Soup. Print Email Share Link

David Blaine survives 'dive of death'
David Blaine's "Dive of Death" didn't live up to its name - the magician and showman ended up alive after his 60-hour Batman-inspired stunt of hanging upside down in Central Park. Blaine, 35, had dangled from a cable attached to a large scaffold structure built high over the park's Wollman Rink since Monday, except for regular breaks for water and medical checks during which he was upright for periods of a few to several minutes each. The spectacle ended during a nationally tel