Roseanne Blasts Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt as "Evil, Vacuous"
US Magazine - 18th Aug 2008
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne isn't a fan of
Brad and Angie.
In a post titled "Jon Voight" on her Web site, she slams the celeb couple.
"Your evil spawn
Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby
Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more,"
Roseanne writes.
She also attacks the actress for recently saying she is undecided about the presidential election.
"Miss
Jolie says she likes [John]
McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh?"
Roseanne writes. "Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?"
She claims that
Jolie's "Thai and Vietnamese sons" are also "victims of America's right-wing military incursions too."
Roseanne writes that "it might be good for your Asian and African children's self-esteem to know you support"
Barack Obama, a man of color, "for the leader of the free world."
She signs off her post: "Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death."
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