This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star Put In Box [Midweek Madness]
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump.

Is 'Twilight's' Kristen Stewart having Robert Pattinson's baby? Oh, please...
OMG! Is "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart pregnant? And is her onscreen vampire lover Robert Pattinson the baby daddy? Too delish, right? The New York Daily News is reporting on Australia's  New Weekly story on Stewart's predicament.

Has Keanu Reeves fallen on hard times? Heartthrob looks more like a homeless man | Mail Online
With his shabby beard, unkempt hair, faded jeans and dirty trainers the 44-year-old could easily have been mistaken for a homeless scruff.

“Phil Spector gets 19 years to life” afternoon links
finally officially changed their names. They used to be called Benji and Joel Combs. I wouldn’t want to be associated with Diddy like that, either. [ Websters is My Bitch ] - Winona Ryder says she can only cry for a scene when she’s really hungry [ ICYDK ] - Scarlett Johansson Mango ads [ Hollywood Tuna ] - Britney Spears standing in front of a riding lawnmower and not wearing a bra [ IDLYITW ] - Keanu Reeves has secret Canadian love-children? [ The Superficial ] - Fashion...

EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay's Ferrari
EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay's Ferrari All week long, a rumor has been circulating on the Internet that somewhere on the world is a home video of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay's Ferrari. The story would have it that before he cast her in the first Transformers movie, Bay insisted that she wash his Ferrari as part of her audition, and he taped the whole thing . You know, ACTING! (Man, Michael Bay has an entire kitchen cupboard full of World's #1 Asshole coffee...

Megan Fox 'Washed Michael Bay's Car'
Jason Solomon's column, Trailer Trash, over at the UK's Guardian offered an interesting morsel of double-entendre inducing, metaphor-making info over the past 24 hours. According to Solomons, Megan Fox had to perform a specific task at Michael Bay's home when originally auditioning for the role of Mikaela Banes in Transformers —washing his car.

Robert Pattinson 'terrified' and losing weight as New York City gals put the squeeze on him
VANCOUVER - Twilight star Robert Pattinson is losing sleep in the city that never sleeps. Apparently the brooding Brit is "terrified" of the constant attention and harassment from the tween and teen gals of New York City who want a glimpse of the star. Pattinson is in NYC shooting Remember Me, a romance co-starring Emilie de Ravin as his love interest. But a source has told the New York Daily News that the 23-year-old actor, who easily topped a recent Vanity Fair poll as the world's...

Michael Bay Calls Megan Fox Comments "Ridiculous"
Some people just can't catch a break. Take director Michael Bay , for instance. The oft-criticized director is hot off of a blockbuster opening, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen , that saw the movie earn an estimated $201 million in its first five days, and he's already having to defend himself from another attack. This time, it's one of his "discoveries," actress Megan Fox , who played Mikaela Banes, love interest to Shia LaBeouf 's Transformers character, Sam Witwicky, who is lobbing the...

Prejudicial Paparazzi? [Lawsuits]
A photographer in California says Keanu Reeves ran him over with his car last year, and he's suing the dull celebrity for damages. But the paparazzo's lawyer is asking the judge to keep the words "paparazzo" and "paparazzi" out of the trial, because he claims they're prejudicial. It's an interesting philosophical question: is it prejudicial to call someone a "soulless celebrity bloodsucker" if they are in fact that very thing? Probably not any moreso than calling Keanu Reeves a "mumbling stone-faced subhuma

Michael Bay has 'secret audtion' tape of Megan Fox
Before the first Transformers hit theaters, Megan Fox was a virtually unknown actress desperate to find work which made her vulnerable to predatorial directors. Non-surprisingly that included Michael Bay who had a Ferrari in need of washing and a video camera in need of.. videoing. The San Francisco Chronicle reports: But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K....

E! News Now: Robert Pattinson's Sexy Photoshoot
Bellasdiary.com brings you the diary of bella marie swan cullen from the Twilight series of books. Bellasdiary.com depicts her life as well as the lives of edward cullen, jacob black, carlisle cullen, esme cullen, emmett cullen, rosalie cullen, jasper cullen, alice cullen and renesmee cullen, also known as nessie cullen following Breaking Dawn. Bellas diary also has Robert Pattinson, kristin stewart, Taylor Lautner, Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz and Jackson Rathbone news, updated daily.

TMZ TV Tonite -- In Your Face!
Tonight on TMZ TV -- Bruce Jenner's comments blow up in Kim Kardashian's face ... wild predators cause Britney to pull a deer-in-the-headlights face ... and Keanu Reeves has the face of a Mach 3 man. Check your local listings. Comments [0]Digg itDel.icio.usMy YahooSphereRSSMySpacePermalinkEmail Recent PostsDid 911 Caller Really Tip Off Paparazzi? (10/01/2008)Brit to Students -- Get Edumacated, Y'all! (10/01/2008)Officials: No Breath in Supermodel Choking Case (10/01/2008)NASCAR Dispute Turn

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Robert Pattinson's Sexiest Photos Ever
Robert Pattinson strips down and poses soaking wet in a super sexy, never-seen photo shoot that only the new issue of Us Weekly has. See photos of Twilight stars on the red carpet. The Twilight star, 23, shows off his abs and smiles in one of the pics, originally taken for Rolling Stone . In another, he runs his hands through his famous hair while brooding. See sexy photos of Robert Pattinson from Twilight . "They threw a bucket of water on him!" a source on set tells Us of his wet T-shirt...

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Robert Pattinson's Sexiest Photos Ever
Robert Pattinson strips down and poses soaking wet in a super sexy, never-seen photo shoot that only the new issue of Us Weekly has. See photos of Twilight stars on the red carpet. The Twilight star, 23, shows off his abs and smiles in one of the pics, originally taken for Rolling Stone . In another, he runs his hands through his famous hair while brooding. See sexy photos of Robert Pattinson from Twilight . "They threw a bucket of water on him!" a source on set tells Us of his wet T-shirt...

If Not Keanu, How About Whitaker and 50 Cent for 'Jekyll and Hyde'?
You just never know what Hollywood is going to give us. First, we get the rarely emotive Keanu Reeves set to take on the world of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which wasn't an idea that pleased many readers. Almost a week later, we're getting another remake of Robert Louis Stevenson's The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde , and this cast might surprise you more than the first -- although it's still sure to be better. Variety reports that Abel Ferrara is re-imagining the story into a...

Adrian Brody - Brody Dyes His Hair Blue
Oscar winner ADRIAN BRODY has added blue streaks to his hair in the hope the new look would inspire him to drive faster. The Pianist star adopted the odd new do to give him the edge in the recent Long Beach Grand Prix in California, where he took part in a pro-celebrity race. He says, "I figured the blue would give me a little extra racing stripes." But the car-mad actor's new look failed to give him the boost he needed and he admits he did "not so well". The race was won by Keanu Reeves.

Keanu Reeves - Reeves Slams Child Support Lawsuit
Keanu Reeves has blasted a Canadian woman who alleges he fathered her four children, insisting he has no idea who she is. Karen Sala, 46, claims she's childhood friends with the Speed star and that he is the father of her grown-up children. She is taking legal action against the actor, demanding Reeves undergoes a DNA test to prove he's her kids' dad in a bizarre bid to land $3 million (

'Paparazzo' may be bad word in upcoming Keanu Reeves trial
LOS ANGELES - A celebrity photographer wants to make "paparazzo" a four-letter word during his upcoming civil trial against Keanu Reeves.

Megan Fox's new trailer and missing audition tape
Megan Fox is going from robots to demons in her new movie, “Jennifer’s Body,” a dark and grisly comedy in which her character becomes possessed by a demon and she starts to murder her male high school classmates, often while nude and covered in blood. Check out a taste of the movie, written by “Juno” scribe Diablo Cody and set for release September 18: Speaking of Fox nude (and video we’d really like to see), Michael Bay is in possession of a unique audition...

Robert Pattinson bangs another co-star
Robert Pattinson has apparently ditched Kristen Stewart - probably because she's pregnant - for his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin, Life&Style reports: "Robert met Emilie a while ago and has always liked her," says an insider close to the heartbreaker. "He's the one who suggested to the producers at Summit [the same production company responsible for the Twilight series] that she'd be perfect for Remember Me. In the original screenplay, her part was written for an actress of Mexican...

New German Poster for 'Day the Earth Stood Still'
You know how they keep saying that these Presidential debates are for the undecided voters, that bloc of independents who could be swayed either way? That's kind of how I feel talking about this movie, if it were, say, the Reagan-Mondale election. I have not seen a groundswell of support for The Day the Earth Stood Still, but I have seen - in more frequency and with greater conviction - a lot of resistance to this remake. On the one hand, I'm happy that so many people have apparently seen and

Michael Bay took advantage of Megan Fox
Megan Fox and Michael Bay at the German premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at the Potsdamer Platz Square in Berlin (6/14) Megan Fox scored the lead in Transformers in a rather unorthodox way. She washed the director's car. Wait, what? From Jason Solomons at The Observer : Talking to Megan Fox who was in town for the Transformers 2 premiere, I found her more forthright and intelligent than her performance in the mega-hit would suggest. The role demands that she drapes herself over...

Daniel Radcliffe Hasn't Seen 'Twilight'
The stars of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince sat down for a press conference earlier this week to promote their new flick, which hits theaters next week. The most shocking revelation? Daniel Radcliffe hasn't seen Twilight , along with Tom Felton and David Holmes , even though the vampire series stars one of their former HP castmates, Robert Pattinson . Radcliffe explained, "The thing that is interesting for me, is that Twilight is the only other franchise that comes close to Potter in...

Keanu Reeves ruled not liable for photographer’s fall
A Los Angeles judge on Monday threw out charges of assault and battery brought against Keanu Reeves by a photographer who claimed the “Matrix” actor deliberately hit him with his car. “There was no evidence of the slightest contact or the slightest touching,” Los Angeles Superior Court judge Elizabeth Grimes said during a court hearing. “It didn’t happen. Plainly Mr. Reeves intended to drive away. That intent is not lawful,” Grimes said, dismissing most of the law