Palin: "If I Die, I Die. So Be It" (VIDEO)
(AP) ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Sarah Palin says she's not a quitter, she's a fighter, but adds that, politically speaking, "if I die, I die. So be it." The Alaska governor spoke in taped interviews on ABC, NBC and CNN broadcast Tuesday morning. She told CNN that "all options are on the table" for her future. But told ABC's "Good Morning America" that she recognizes she might not have political staying power after her surprise resignation Friday, which came just as she had been expected to elevate her...

Letterman, On The Other Hand, Is A Go For McCain [Second Chances]
Though SNL is denying reports that Sarah Palin will join the program on October 25, the Associated Press is now reporting that John McCain, who ditched David Letterman to "suspend" his campaign and save America, will have a chance to make up with the Late Show host, who was none too happy with McCain's last-minute withdrawal from the program on September 24. Letterman has spent the better part of the last month ripping on McCain, who has appeared on the show a dozen times over the years. McCain's app

NBC Wants You To Know That Sarah Palin Has NOT Been Confirmed For SNL, Gosh Darn It [Maybe They Were Saying Boo-urns?]
The internet went slightly insane last week when it was announced by Cindy Adams of the New York Post that Sarah Palin would

Fox News Contributor Rips Into Palin: "The Woman Is Inarticulate, Undereducated" (VIDEO)
Even Fox News has started to turn on Sarah Palin. In the midst of a segment about the Alaska Governor's battle against "liberal" attacks, Liz Trotta went off-message . Frankly, "the woman is inarticulate, undereducated," Trotta said, arguing that for once liberal criticism was "well-deserved." "I think all the liberal stylists ... really have a case. She just begs for adjectives like flaky and wacky." When pressed, she added, "We're talking about somebody who, right from the get-go, has been a...

GOP Palin-Basher Liz Trotta: Palin Is Inarticulate and Undereducated-- Maureen Dowd is Smart & Funny
Sick. Liz Trotta, an east coast Palin-hater, attacked Sarah Palin again today. Trotta said Palin Palin has given them lots of raw meat and is "inarticulate and undereducated" and hadn't accomplished anything. Trotta said Palin "brought the attacks on herself." And, to top it off, Trotta said Maureen Dowd's latest hit piece on Palin was well written, smart and funny. Liz Trotter, please go away:

Sarah Palin's Resignation In A Minute...And A Half (VIDEO)
Watching Sarah Palin's press conference on Friday was like watching a drunk seal trying to land a plane, or in basketball terms (which Sarah prefers) like watching a grade-schooler try to score on Kobe while jabbering inanely. As Gail Collins put it: "When she ran for vice president, she frequently became disjointed and garbled when she departed from her prepared remarks. Now the prepared remarks are incoherent, too." There was something about a fish and sports and a lot about politics and not...

Richard Cohen - Sarah Palin: An Alaskan Bullet, Dodged
Consider how close we all came to the utter disaster of a Palin presidency.

Palin resigns as governor, leaves plans secret - Yahoo! News
WASILLA, Alaska – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin abruptly announced Friday she is resigning from office at the end of the month, a shocking move that rattled the Republican party but left open the possibility she would seek a run for the White House in 2012. Palin, 45, and her staff kept her future plans shrouded in mystery, and it was unclear if the controversial hockey mom would quietly return to private life or begin laying the foundation for a presidential bid. Palin's spokesman, David...

Pictures: Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in...Full Article @ The PopCrunch Show Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo'd!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the...Full Article @ Perez Hilton Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting

BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE
So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, R

In photos: 'Sarah Palin Porn Spoof'
We have added a new set of images from the event "Sarah Palin Porn Spoof."

Monday Weird News Roundup: Ramen Robots, Glucose Games, and Goldman Codes
• Is the world’s most valuable source code currently out in the open ? And has anyone told Goldman Sachs? • A ramen-making robot lets Japanese customers choose the flavoring they want. So where’s the cheesecake robot? • Who says gaming has no value? BigPharma firm Bayer has created a DS plugin to let diabetic kids turn monitoring their glucose levels into a game. • An amazing spider builds life-size decoys of itself to distract hungry predators. Sarah Palin is reported to be...

Sarah Palin Consulted With Cheney and Giuliani Before Quitting, Hit With Another Ethics Complaint [Quitter Roundup]
The rollicking jalopy of dung that is the Sarah Palin traveling clown-show is still rolling along, so let's recap the latest, which includes a new ethics complaint, consultations with Cheney and Giuliani and Hitler is pissed that she quit.

Palin to appear on SNL
The Alaskan governor and vice-presidential candidate is set to appear on “Saturday Night Live” Oct. 25, according to Cindy Adams at The New York Post. Palin will appear alongside “Mad Men” star and host John Hamm.Time has already been penciled in for rehearsal time the Friday before. Adams claims the beauty queen wants to do it. Fortunately for Palin and unfortunately for the Democratic Party, as long as she has a sense of humor, this appearance will do nothing but good for her. It&

Sarah Palin Gets Booed At A Hockey Game!
Jim reports "The arena had to raise the music volume to drown out the booing. Some have claimed they also piped in cheers. Awesome. I guess Pennsylvania isn't a swing state anymore. Update: Palin has said she put her 7-year-old daughter Piper in a Flyers jersey to discourage some of the booing"

FOX 411: Madonna Wails on Sarah Palin
Madonna takes shots at Sarah Palin in final show of "Sweet and Sticky Tour" at Madison Square Garden last night.

Sarah Palin: Why I Resigned
"Am I just going to keep plugging away, keep my head down?" asks Alaska's governor

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Drake and Andy Go to the TVs week 2
Hey jerks! Andy and Drake here again to nominally talk about what TV they saw during the previous week, although since we’re a bit behind, this means the previous previous week or in words that have been said by people: a fortnight aft. Follow within the following link to see what two people you don’t know had to say about The Simpsons, the VP debate and that new HBO cartoon with the guy. Andy: So, what’ve you watched this week? Anything interesting? Also, we should try to watch our

Palin must save her Yahoo mails, says judge
Anchorage (Alaska), Oct.13 (ANI): An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business. Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers on Friday also ordered Alaska's attorney general to recover messages from a Yahoo.com account of Palin's that was breached by hackers last month. That break-in prompted Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign to order closed at least one additional private account Palin maintained. The j

Alaskans Consider Palin's Legacy As She Prepares to Leave Office
ANCHORAGE -- In November 2006, as Sarah Palin celebrated her gubernatorial victory at the Hotel Captain Cook in Anchorage, she told the crowd she would bring a "new energy" to the governor's office, stand up to "Big Oil" and Usher in a new era of ethical reforms.

Palin Booed Hockey VIDEO!
VIDEO! Watch the Hockey video of Sarah Palin being BOOED! Sarah Palin was booed at the Philadelphia Flyers New York Rangers hockey game. Palin was booed while dropping the first puck for the hockey game. As the Palin booing started, what followed next? Find out here. LALATE2 has up the Palin hockey booed video. Click here to watch the video. See Also: Troopergate Abuse of Power! Palin Abuse of Power! Report Palin Abuse of Power! Sarah Palin as Sarah Palin on SNL! Troopergate Report

Back Home in Alaska, Palin Faces Scrutiny and Second-Guessing From All Sides
JUNEAU, Alaska -- A couple of weeks before the Alaska legislature began this year's session, a bipartisan group of state senators on a retreat a few hours from here invited Gov. Sarah Palin to join them. Accompanied by a retinue of advisers, she took a seat at one end of a conference table and...

Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Shannyn Moore
Sarah Palin resigns as Alaskan Governor, and the nodding heads mock her disabled child and spit out opinion in the hope that somewhere in the vitriol one speck of phelgm sticks to the truth . So what about Palin being done for embezzelment? Palin’s lawyer Thomas Van Flein responds: To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore , are now claiming as “fact” that Governor Palin resigned because she is “under federal investigation” for embezzlement...