Rachel Zoe Was Born In 1971? Prove It.

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Rachel Zoe: Are these bangs going to be some new trend? Because I hate them. Like, I didn’t care when Jessica Alba got them because she’s mean and deservesugly hair. ButSelena Gomez is just a cute and innocent kid despite that thing on her head. Where were her parents when this haircut was happening?Aren’t there laws to protect minors from this kind of thing? Speaking of devastating, I also came across some pictures of Rachel Zoe who was at the 2008 CNN Heroes with Selenaevent last night. And I wikied her. She’s37 years old? I will give a free Dr. Pepper to the first person who can prove that she is actually at leasteight years older. Because if I have to live with the fact that she’s only 11 months older than I am, I’m not sure I can go on. For real. Also there: Lucy Liu looking pregnant, Cameron Diaz looking orange, and Ricki Lake looking like she could have made so much more effort. Dude, you lost like, a hundred pounds. Wear something flattering. WhenI page through all thepictures that were taken at an event, there are lots of snapshots of each celebrity in different poses or scenarios. Drinking wine, posing on the red carpet, accepting an award. Meg Ryan’s face, in every single picture, was exactly the same. Noother facial nuance was recorded at any time.

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