Aye, Mateys, This Week We Were Not Lettin' You Into Our Knickers! (Me Parrot Concurs.) [The Week That Was]
In honor of international talk like a pirate day, the remainder of this list will be conducted in pirate speak. Thank you for yourrrrrr support, landlubbers. Aye, we told you how not t' get int' our pants. Aye, me parrot concurs. Ahoy, Project Runway contestant Joe's Dress: Becky Home Ecky! Aye, we started a culture war with Fox News' Ste'e Doocy. A pence for an old man o'de sea? Aye, Doocy is probably just mad that McCain and Palin have terrible policies for women and he's takin' it out on us, argh

‘It’s not a fluff job,’ says stylist Rachel Zoe
There is no stylist more famous, influential or loathed than Rachel Zoe, who selects the red-carpet looks for such A-listers as Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway.Zoe’s association with Hollywood launched her career. And her boho-glam aesthetic — oversized sunglasses and handbags, statement jewelry, vintage mixed with modern designs — has inspired trendsters and haters who can’t ignore her power in the fashion world.Zoe is an undeniable force in the industry and one of its most targeted

Just Asking: Were we the only ones who noticed ... [Rachel Zoe]
Just Asking: Were we the only ones who noticed the prominently placed Restylane commercial during last night's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project? And was it at all bizarre that the ad placed on almost exclusive emphasis on filling in wrinkles surrounding the mouth? What exactly are you trying to say, Bravo? [The Rachel Zoe Project] 1:45 PM on Wed Sep 17 2008 By Kyle Buchanan

Star stylist Rachel Zoe wants to shake her bad rep (AP)
AP - There is no stylist more famous, influential or loathed than Rachel Zoe, who selects the red-carpet looks for such A-listers as Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway.

Prada's Milan Show Falls Flat
It's Fashion Week in Milan, which means the Olsen twins and the other Rachel Zoe knockoffs are out of the country for a couple days. Parent's weekend you guys, time to break out the Merlot and the scented candles. Except all is not well in Italy, where Miuccia Prada's Spring collection failed to dazzle onlookers. Apparently the style for 2009 is "madams with their upswept chignons and oiled chests." Ew? Wait, like real madams or like those women from the Les Mis song "Lovely Ladies?" Because the costumin

Reader Roundup []
Best Comment of the Day, in response to 10 Plagues Visited Upon The House Of Rachel Zoe: "Sunnies! Ha! Someone clearly went on a trip to Australia recently. So funny that she is no more sophisticated than the sophomore who went on study abroad to London for a semester and came back professing her love for pints of lager in a pub and tea in her flat." We say: what, you think the dumpy boho sacks from hell all the Zoe-bots wear aren't the height of sophistication?? • Worst, in response to 10 Plagues Visited

"The Rachel Zoe Project" Rocks! - VIDEOS
It’s a docu-drama that follows celeb stylist Rachel Zoe as she makes the stars dazzle on red carpets, fashion runways, and photo shoots. Ever wonder how they get that way? It’s not by accident. You can bet they’ve got someone like Rachel in their corner 24 hours a day, helping them look fabulous and keep their sanity in, let’s face it, an insane business. More after the jump, including videos… Being a movie buff, I’m crazy for the red carpet premieres, and love seein

Television Review | 'The Rachel Zoe Project': A Stylist Devoted to Making Idleness Look Chic
“The Rachel Zoe Project,” which can be seen Tuesdays on Bravo, is the latest in the recent wave of reality programming about mad consumption.

10 Plagues Visited Upon The House Of Rachel Zoe [Let My LiLo Go]
In a delightfully bitchy review of The Rachel Zoe project, New York Times critic Ginia Bellafante calls the diminutive, over-tanned stylist a "pox on humanity" "It is amazing that The Rachel Zoe Project, which focuses on her career, manages to send its audience deeper into the territory of smug NPR obsessives who won’t stop ranting about triviality’s conquest of the American soul," Belafante rages. "First I hated the show for passing Ms. Zoe off as an innovator when all she does is recycle a look that

Rachel Zoe Goes Back To The Time She Was A Twenty-something Blushing Bride [Fashion Zoe]
newVideoPlayer("/zoe91708_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); While I'm not fond of people being cruel about others' looks, it has been widely-suggested that Rachel Zoe rose to fame looking a bit…weathered. I only mention it because on last night's Rachel Zoe Project, she discussed her wedding to her husband, investment banker Roger Berman, 12 years ago, which — if Wikipedia can be trusted about the year of her birth — would have made her about 25 years old, which was hard for me to imagine. In the clip abo

Afternoon Fix: Rachel Zoe: Bad for Humanity, Good for Celebs?
• The New York Times honored celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe by declaring her a "pox on humanity." But she's given us a whole new vocabulary to describe fashion—"shut it...

What Is She Trying To Say???
Stylist turned reality show "star" Rachel Zoe took to her official blog to answer a few questions. One viewer asks her: "Do you still read things about yourself or have you just stopped?" To which Zoe responds: "It's funny - I've tried it both ways. I've tried looking and I've tried not looking. Most of the time [...]

Hadley Freeman: You kill us, Rachel, you totally kill us
Hadley Freeman: Rachel Zoe is back and she is just ready to die. Did you hear me? She kills it, totally kills it

Rachel Zoe: "A Pox On Humanity"
Did you know that Bravo really is doing a reality show of celebrity dresser Rachel Zoe? And it is on the TV tonight? New York Times critic Ginia Bellafante has an opinion about it! Given that Ms. Zoe is already a pox on humanity—exploiting an aesthetic of dissipation, invading our collective consciousness and spraying it with dummy dust—it is amazing that The Rachel Zoe Project, which focuses on her career, manages to send its audience deeper into the territory of smug NPR obsessives who won't

Milan Fashion Week, Spring 2009: Gucci
Not that she ever lost it, but Frida got her groove back. It's taken the designer a few seasons to really make a splash at the house of Gucci, and splashy this Spring collection is. With attendees like Rihanna and Rachel Zoe, I'm sure the aquarium colors and provocative shapes impressed. At Gucci there's always a lot of skin, but the clothes, many in vivid tropical and geometric prints, were spectacular spectacular.Utilitarian pants met loose blouses. Asymmetrical cuts supplied sex appeal. Colorful suiting

The Rachel Zoe Project Tues. @10pm
This week, The Rachel Zoe Project moves to its regular time at 10pm on Tuesday night. In this episode, the drama continues between Brad and Taylor - seems like he just can’t do anything right……. Catch The Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo tonight at 10pm, and for more information visit xhttp://bravotv.com/the_rachel_zoe_project    Posted in Uncategorized     EMail This Post    By: steph

Lykke Li Performs for Drunks, Models, and Fashionistas
Tonight’s V Magazine party at the Mini Space Roof was chock full o’ beautiful people…Agyness, Raquel, Irina, Karlie, and many many more. But I was most excited to see the Swedish singing sensation, Lykke Li. Wearing a loose black shirt and pants outfit that looked like a chic genie, she wooed the crowd with her beautiful, child-like voice. The reality TV junkie that I am, I completely FLIPPED out when I saw Rachel Zoe. I love love LOVE her Bravo show, The Rachel Zoe Project. She was

Hot Slut Of The Day!
Taylor Jacobson - Rachel "Chupa" Zoe's bitchy fashion assistant with bad hair from "The Rachel Zoe Project." When she talks, all I hear is Natasha Lyonne's voice. Login or register to post comments Hot Slut of the Day Your Ad Here "); //--> Submitted by Sensimina on September 24, 2008 - 10:35am. WOAH, some asshole idiot's assistant from a Bravo reality show made Hot Slut of the Day?!?!? There's a fucking first! *hu

Poll: Will Brad Cry On The Rachel Zoe Project Tonight?
Tonight’s episode of ”The Rachel Zoe Project” airs at 10 p.m. (That’s ten o’clock, not eleven o’clock, like last week. Don’t miss it, people!) In this week’s episode, Taylor and Brad fight some more. If you’re a fan, you know Brad is a deeply...

What to TiVo: Tuesday
Fox is new with House and FringeNBC is new with Biggest Loser: Families and is new with Law & Order: SVUCBS is new with the season premiere of NCIS, the series premiere of The Mentalist, and the season premiere Without a TraceABC has the series premiere of Opportunity Knocks and the season premiere of Dancing With the StarsThe CW is new with 90210 and PrivilegedFX is new with The ShieldMTV has Making the Band and From G's to Gents Reunion SpecialVH1 has I Love MoneyBravo is new with The Rachel Zoe Proje

Journo v. Journo Over Zoe Critique
The New York Times last week published a fairly evil - and hilarious - review of stylist Rachel Zoe's new show, The Rachel Zoe Project. In said review, journalist Ginia Bellafonte symbolically shreds Zoe's fame and relevance, writing, Given that Ms. Zoe is already a pox on humanity — exploiting an aesthetic of dissipation, invading [...]

Quote Of The Day: Rachel Zoe On Dying For Fashion
“Just throw me in my coffin now with these earrings on.”—Rachel Zoe on last night’s episode of ”The Rachel Zoe Project,” the Frisky’s latest obsession. (Check back later today for more on the Zoe show.)

Rachel Zoe Project Premiers, NY Times Bashes It
Rachel Zoe, stylist to the stars, has a new show on Bravo called The Rachel Zoe Project.  Teh New York Times Gina Bellafante, gives it an awful review saying: “Given that Ms. Zoe is already a pox on humanity — exploiting an aesthetic of dissipation, invading our collective consciousness and spraying it with dummy dust — it is amazing that “The Rachel Zoe Project,” which focuses on her career, manages to send its audience deeper into the territory of smug NPR obsessives who won’t stop ranti