Kerry Katona: My Money Saving Tips, by Kerry Katona... That credit crunch everyone's on about isn't a cereal, you know, it's a thing that means everyone's skint. Here's a few tips to help you.
Petrol: The price of this has gone right up, I hear, although I'm not allowed to touch any of My Mark's cars. But I do know how to avoid coughing up for it - do what I do, buy a new car every week and a half.
New cars straight from the dealer (not that kind) always come with a full tank of petrol, so you can save your money for more important stuff. Like buying more cars for My Mark, My Mark has just suggested.
Cheeky monkey! Although in fairness to My Mark, it is an excellent suggestion really.
Food: Tell your kids to always eat loads at Granny McFadde

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