Paris Hilton thinks chef Gordon Ramsay is the Prime Minister of England
Paris Hilton made fun of her ditzy image in a series of faux political videos for Funny or Die that were released during the US Presidential campaign. The ubiquitous squinting “heiress” spouted off on everything from energy policy to the middle east in her “Paris for President” videos inspired by McCain’s ad comparing Obama to celebrities like Paris and Britney. No one believed that Paris wrote those ads, but she did seem a little more intelligent than normal whil

Paris Hilton: “Gordon Ramsay British Prime Minister”
Paris Hilton has become the laughing stock of the U.K. after claiming fiery Hell’s Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay is the Prime Minister of Britain. The heiress apparently confused the potty-mouthed celebrity chef, 42, with actually Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Paris made the gaffe during the press conference for her new ITV2 show Paris Hilton’s British Best [...]

Paris Hilton: 'British PM Is Gordon Ramsay'..? Dear Oh Dear!
The star did correct herself later on, insisting she had only made the mistake as she had recently eaten at one of the famed chef's restaurants.... More

Paris Hilton says 'Aren't I beautiful, London? Aren't I beautiful? Shut up. I can drive.'
Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she's in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF . She also made probably the most sensual face I've seen in my life. I'm actually contemplating a lifetime of itchiness over here. In the meantime, I may have added some captions to a few of these photos, but who's to say? Hint hint nudge nudge. Read them, or I won't be your friend anymore.

VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Lady GaGa DJing at Punk with Paris Hilton - video - mirror.co.uk
Lady GaGa hit the decks at London's Punk nightclub last night and was joined behind the DJ booth by American socialite Paris Hilton. She is in town to promote her new show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.

Lady GaGa DJing at Punk with Paris Hilton - video - mirror.co.uk
Lady GaGa hit the decks at London's Punk nightclub last night and was joined behind the DJ booth by American socialite Paris Hilton. She is in town to promote her new show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.

Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck. The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Paris Hilton’s Slutty Outfit to the Opera
Pacific Coast News Paris Hilton shows up for a showing of her latest movie bomb, 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'- (01/24/09). The night before Paris clubbed at My House (pics) without her fake BFF, but her real BFF. Paris has been nominated for 3 Razzies this year. She has been included in the Worst Actress category for ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ and the Worst Supporting Actress section for ‘Repo! The Genetic Opera’. The hotel heiress also features in the Worst Screen Couple group thanks to her

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

It's a Colorful Day for Paris Hilton in London
Looking pretty in her bright yellow dress and pink outfit, Paris Hilton has a very colorful day in London.

Paris Hilton, Step Away From the Gaga
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What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

PARIS HILTON GETS VAMPY IN LONDON
Paris Hilton loves to intend clad up, doesn’t she? This stunning gal was seen discover and most in author in a figure-flattering twine dress, and her material was hunting not half as ’80s as before. Yay! She looks a shade disorderly here, but she fresh said that she’s been enjoying a quieter style with swain Benji Madden. She additional that “I definitely poverty threesome or quaternary children. And presently - maybe a assemblage or two.” I can’t move to wager her rela

Gaga eyes duet with Paris Hilton
Lady Gaga has said she will not rule out a collaboration Paris Hilton calling the heiress's song Stars Are Blind 'fantastic'. Skip related content Related photos / videos Paris and GaGa get together Play video Related content The US duo were attending a launch party in London, with Paris describing how her younger sister Nicky went to the same school as Lady Gaga. "It was an all girls Catholic school. So

In Paris We Trust?
Paris Hilton has been full of opinions on the election lately, and November’s Harper’s Bazaar is no exception. The star of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF poses with one of her seventeen pups, as if they are about to make a very prolific speech. Then they venture out and have their photo snapped in front of Paris’ “Pink White House.” If she were president, Paris tells Bazaar, she would give the White House a “minimalist touch,” and would employ a “closet”

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton and Lady Gaga Suck Up To Each Other
OMG like you are like soooo coooool. Gasp. You are like soooo ahsummmm tooooo…. awwwwww.

Paris Hilton Interviews Lady Gaga and I survived of the Day
So Paris Hilton is a huge fan of Lady Gaga’s, which means you need to stop listening to this cunt now. It also turns out they went to school together and I am sure Paris Hilton didn’t give her the time of day back then, meaning that her giving her the time of day today is some fake shit that you’d expect from Paris. But since Gaga was always seeking approval of her peers, proven in how she tries so hard to be different because they didn’t let her in their circle, she̵

Paris Hilton Gives Sarah Palin Fashion Advice
Paris Hilton has some advice for Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Paris says in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend." It's the same brand of wisdom that has guided Paris these many years. The heiress goes on to tell the mag that under a Paris Hilton administration, the president would wear platform shoes when me

Paris Lets Her Pint-Sized BFF Help Pick Her New One
Paris Hilton made a splash in her little yellow dress around London last night, partying with the likes of Lady Gaga at the Nokia 5800 launch party. After a late night, she was back in promotional mode with a stop by GMTV this morning. She talked a little about the challenges involved in the search for her British BFF, and apparently her pup Tinkerbell got to play judge. She said, "It was actually a test for the contestants - who Tinkerbell liked. She kind of bit some of the people - not really hard - but

PARIS HILTON POSES TOPLESS
Paris Hilton acted topless, in usually the shawl as well as the span of Calvin Klein panties, for the Feb emanate of the US repository 944. For the color… [ [ This is the calm outline usually . Visit my website for full links, alternative calm, as well as more!] ]

Paris Hilton Parties in London
She claims to have changed her partying ways but it looks like the dog has returned to its vomit as Paris Hilton enjoyed a night of partying in the London lifestyle. The hotel heiress was spotted grabbing some dinner at the Kyashi restaurant in Leicester Square before heading off to the Kingly night club and rounding off the evening with a stop in at the Silver Club. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%;