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Paris Hilton Greets Fans on London Streets
Paris Hilton has been living the life in London, England the past few days and earlier today the hotel heiress was spotted posing with a fan while on her way to a shopping spree.
After taking a pictures Paris headed inside the popular store All Saints down in Camden
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Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck.
The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]
Paris Hilton Makes Like Benjamin Button
Paris Hilton has serious issues.Based on the photo below, however, a lack of talent and a penchant for promiscuity may be the least of them.Among the problems plaguing Paris in this picture are:An elderly, wrinked left hand;A plastic face that makes Nicole Kidman's look malleable;A dazed look of confusion and shock, as if Hilton only now has realized that former BFF Kim Kardashian is 10 times more popular than she'll ever be.What do you consider to be Paris' most pressing issues?
Paris Hilton Gets Pinked
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Paris Hilton Parties in London
She claims to have changed her partying ways but it looks like the dog has returned to its vomit as Paris Hilton enjoyed a night of partying in the London lifestyle.
The hotel heiress was spotted grabbing some dinner at the Kyashi restaurant in Leicester Square before heading off to the Kingly night club and rounding off the evening with a stop in at the Silver Club.
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Paris Hilton is Offensive of the Day
Paris Hilton makes me sick. These pictures of her in her pink Bentley I’ve written about before and it pretty much represents everything I hate about her. She is a tacky bitch who tries to fill the void that is everything about her by buying expensive things that mean absolutely nothing to her because she’s never had to work for anything in her life. She’s taken a nice car and ruined it, like she has to so many things, from teenage girls to Benji Madden not that he was ever a n
Paris Hilton kicked at Golden Globe After Party
She’s being paid hundred thousands of dollars just to make a party appearance. So would you believe she’d get booted out in a party for not being invited?!
Poor Paris Hilton.
Unfortunately, I guess not all parties are wide open for our dear heiress’s presence. Or so said the reports…
Accordingly, Paris was caught gate crashing Creative [...]
PARIS HILTON GETS VAMPY IN LONDON
Paris Hilton loves to intend clad up, doesn’t she? This stunning gal was seen discover and most in author in a figure-flattering twine dress, and her material was hunting not half as ’80s as before. Yay! She looks a shade disorderly here, but she fresh said that she’s been enjoying a quieter style with swain Benji Madden.
She additional that “I definitely poverty threesome or quaternary children. And presently - maybe a assemblage or two.” I can’t move to wager her rela
Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on
Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris' new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES!
I think that went well.
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Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Camera Missing
The new year is off to a rocky start for Paris Hilton. A digital camera filled with hundreds of personal photographs from the socialite’s controversial visit to Australia over the 2008 holiday season is missing, The Herald Sun has learned.
Paris reportedly misplaced the camera at the Bongo Virus party at Trademark nightclub in Sydney, where [...]
Paris Hilton Has A New Haircut And a New Boyfriend
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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her New ‘Do, Fug Car
I’m not so sure this new ‘do is so much a haircut as it is, more likely, a hairweave extraction. The hair ain’t too terrible but the car makes me want to get sharp pokers and shove them into my eyeballs, stir them around so that my eyes are completely mashed and dripping out of my sockets. Okay, mebbe nothing quite that extreme but I think you catch my drift. It is just so sad to see such a classy and elegant car degraded in such a manner … and I’m not even talki
VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof
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On the lose: Paris Hilton’s camera
… a camera that contains hundreds of photos from our dear heiress’s Australian trip.
Now that is interesting!
Well according to reports, Paris Hilton lost the camera while enjoying the New Year’s Eve party that she attended at Sydney nightclub Trademark.
Filled with hundreds of personal photographs taken during her Australian visit, the camera’s finder [...]
Paris Hilton Shopping With Her New Short Do and Pink Bentley!
Paris Hilton out shopping with her new haircut at Arcade. She caused mayhem in the changing room as she threw out the expensive clothing ranging from jeans and tops out on the dirty floor where shop staff quickly picked them up. She finished off, by extending a hand through the curtain and paid by her credit card. *Los Angeles, California - (01/14/09).
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What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin.
On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]
PARIS HILTON POSES TOPLESS
Paris Hilton acted topless, in usually the shawl as well as the span of Calvin Klein panties, for the Feb emanate of the US repository 944.
For the color…
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Paris Hilton Shows Off New Shorter Haircut
At least they let her into the club. Paris was turned away
Paris Hilton makes a late-night shopping stop in West Hollywood
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Paris Hilton Gives Sarah Palin Fashion Advice
Paris Hilton has some advice for Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Paris says in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend." It's the same brand of wisdom that has guided Paris these many years.
The heiress goes on to tell the mag that under a Paris Hilton administration, the president would wear platform shoes when me
PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice!
Enjoy,
“The Paps!”
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Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen!
"Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video.
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Brittany Flickinger Isn’t Paris’ BFF
Paris Hilton was out and about last night… without… wait for it… her “new bff” Brittany Flickinger. (gasp) I guess there was some sort of contract or agreement where Paris boosted the winner’s fame a few notches then ran for the hills. The two were out separately, doing their own things last night. Which makes [...]
Paris' Economic Crisis Survival Tip!
Paris Hilton shopping in Melrose Blvd, West Hollywood. The heiress is pretty in pink from her dress to her matching pink car interior! Paris was recently asked in an interview what her advice was to people during the economic crisis. Her answer: Wear Happy Colours!Related articlesParis Hilton knows where to find the paparazzi!Paris Hilton is becoming a skeleton!Paris Hilton's flower power!Paris Hilton's New Year resolution!






