Paris Hilton: ‘If I Was President’
Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president. On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor [...]

VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof Read the full story

“Paris Hilton is multi-colored” afternoon links
- Notice the difference in color between Paris’ palm and face [I’m Not Obsessed] - The Connecticut Supreme Court is now pro gay marriage [Dlisted] - Kate Winslet has envy-worthy hamstrings [Lainey Gossip] - Meatloaf is okay after his stay in the hospital. I know, I was super stressed too [PopEater] - The three way feud between Tiffany [...]

Paris Hilton Claims Sarah Palin Has A ‘Hot Bod’
Reality TV star Paris Hilton has offered some fashion advice to vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. According to the celebrity socialite, the Alaska governor has a “hot bod” and should wear more revealing outfits on the campaign trail. “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” she said in a spoof interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlf

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP] Tyra is working on a spinoff of “America’s Next Top Model” called “Operation Fabulous.” Basically, it’s going to show real people across the country getting makeovers. [E Online] Marc Jacobs is really trying to make this man-skirt thing ha

Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. [...]

Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
Paris Hilton has to draw the BFF line somewhere. The heiress - and Nicole Richie pal - says she won't change Harlow's diapers. "Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I...Full Article @ US Weekly Magazine See Also Paris Hilton Promotes Hair ExtensionGO BACK TO JAILParis, Benji and Her Ridiculous Hat Can Can in LondonParis Hilton

Paris Researches London While We Learn the Paris Doctrine
Paris Hilton managed to amp up her tan between one night in London and the next, though she had to keep herself bundled on her way back to the hotel after a night out at the Kingly Club. It's only right that Paris makes sure she's well acquainted with the city since she's looking for her...Full Article @ Popsugar.com See Also GO BACK TO JAILWoof [Paris Hilton]A SQUINTER'S TALEParis Hilton at the “Can Can” Perfu

All hail DJ Paris: Paris Hilton steps to save party after Daisy Lowe drops out
Daisy Lowe was booked to DJ at a Cuervo Platino tequila event at the exclusive private club Jalouse in London but according to the Sun, pulled out when she heard ex-boyfriend Mark Ronson was likely to be attending the party. A source from the club told the newspaper: “Daisy had been booked to DJ but pulled out less than an hour before her set. “Skin from Skunk Anansie was on the decks and was about to finish and we didn’t know where the rest of the night’s music would come from. “Wh

Paris Hilton - Kingly Nightclub in London
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Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
"Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers." See what Nicole Richie looked like pregnant. Hilton says she and beau Benji Madden have some time before they have a baby of their own. For now, they like to spice things up. "Sometimes," she tells Banks, they take baths together. "If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair," Hilton says. "We’re very

Hilton: 'Palin should wear a swimsuit'
Paris Hilton claims that Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has a "hot bod".

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

Paris Hilton Filming In London
Paris Hilton, and I'm assuming one of the girls from her BFF contest, were photographed on the red carpet at Cuckoo Club in London.  She's in the U.K. right now filming the new version of her reality show.  Paris has been creating a huge stir over there, being mobbed by paparazzi wherever she goes. But, not everyone in London is impressed. She was supposed to have an appearance at another nightclub and showed up over an hour late angering the event producers. Celebs are always on their own time.  I'm

Paris Hilton Sarah Palin has a hot bod
Sarah Palin should wear more revealing outfits says Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton Wants Palin To Drop Her Pants, Get A Bikini
Hollywood (ChattahBox) - Paris Hilton is making her voice heard once again, as she has come out and given a bit of advice to Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  Her advice to Palin, drop the pants and get a bathing suit. The 27-year old Paris Hilton was recently interviewed by the magazine Harper’s Bazaar. In the interview with the prominent fashion magazine, she gave some tips to Sarah Palin. She stated “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t k

Who's Paris' New Pal?
Paris Hilton has got herself a mini-me.Watch Paz emerge from an EIGHT-hour stint at a hairdresser's in London to find a small admirer hanging around.Could be time to call off the BFF search...

Paris Hilton Gets Fake President Advice From Martin Sheen
Not quite as funny as her first one, I say.

Paris Hilton's Chair For Sale
The Lounge Chair, in which Paris Hilton recorded a 'Paris For President 2008 Spoof Campaign Ad, has been put up for auction.The Enterprising Owner Of The Estate Where The Funnyordie.Com Online Ad Was Filmed Asked The Heiress To Sign The White Chair And Now She's Offering It Up To Fans On Auction Website Ebay.Com For A Starting Price Of $1,000 (£540).The Auction Ends On 17 October And 10 Per Cent Of The Proceeds Will Be Donated To The American Cancer Society. Comment on this Article Paris has also

PARIS HILTON LAUNCHES BID FOR FAKE PRESIDENT
A newborn recording from Funny or Die (we nearly ever desire someone would Die) is so unco unfunny, we’re potty and mitt wondering what we missed. Below, hopeful imitation chair Paris Hilton seeks the semipolitical advice of “one of the large imitation presidents” - histrion Sheen, who played President Bartlet on NBC’s The West Wing from 1999-2006. A enthusiastic show, that. This video? Raw pain. RSS feed for comments on this post

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton Annoys Singer Bryan Ferry With Her Mix Of Hardcore Techno Tracks At The DJ Booth
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills. Paris, who took to the decks at London's new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks. View Photos [2096] View Profile View All News Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible. An onlooker said: "Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a s