Lawyer: O.J. is a Sociopath
In related news, Britney Spears hates pants, Spencer Pratt is a media whore, Grey's Anatomy has jumped the shark, Zac Efron is hot, and we could go on ad nauseam. We realize this is not a breaking story, but considering the source, it's interesting. O.J. Simpson’s former attorney, Robert Shapiro, was asked by a reporter what he thinks of his infamous client while at a party for Mickey Rourke’s Golden Globe win. Shapiro was quick to respond: “He’s a sociopath.&rdqu

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Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on
Paris Hilton spent over two hours shopping at Arcade in Beverly Hills yesterday. And by shopping I mean she tried on clothes in the dressing room then tossed them on the floor for the peasants to bag up. Afterward, she handed her credit card out through the curtain which is, actually, kind of courteous hygienically speaking. On that note, Paris' new haircut is prompting me to have a serious, heartfelt talk with my penis. *yells down pants* HERPES! I think that went well. Photos: Splash News, WENN

HTV: Paris Hilton Blocks Traffic in Pink
Once again, Hollywood.tv hits the streets of L.A. to bring you the best celebrity candid moments. Lindsay Lohan and gal pal Samantha Ronson are out and about together with a throng of photographers in tow. At one point, Lindsay gets frustrated and tells the paps: "We've got to be able to walk!" Paris Hilton, wearing sunglasses in the dark and decked out in pink,

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Plumped Paris: Did Hilton Mess With the Needle?
Pop Tarts caught up with the hotel heiress just a couple of weeks ago in Sydney and her lips were looking well — particularly plumped. "It definitely looks as though she had lip augmentation, probably with a hyaluronic acid like restylane on both lips," Fifth Ave-based cosmetic surgeon and dermatologist Dr. Lewis M Feder (who does not treat Paris) told Tarts. Famed Beverly Hills surgeon, Dr. Payman Simoni agreed. "It seems that Paris Hilton has

Paris Hilton Makes Like Benjamin Button
Paris Hilton has serious issues.Based on the photo below, however, a lack of talent and a penchant for promiscuity may be the least of them.Among the problems plaguing Paris in this picture are:An elderly, wrinked left hand;A plastic face that makes Nicole Kidman's look malleable;A dazed look of confusion and shock, as if Hilton only now has realized that former BFF Kim Kardashian is 10 times more popular than she'll ever be.What do you consider to be Paris' most pressing issues?

Paris Hilton’s Cute New Haircut & Shiny Pink Bentley
debuted her new cute pixie haircut and caused stir when she showed up at the Arcade with her shiny pink Bentley ( she has a blue one too!! ). That car has more bling than Diddy , how is that possible?!?! The heiress drove the shop staff crazy when she started throwing out expensive clothing items on the dirty floor. When you are Paris you can do anything and then just drop the credit card on them too… why not!

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

Paris Hilton kicked out of Golden Globes afterparty
Paris Hilton leaving The Ivy restaurant in Beverly Hills (1/9)Paris Hilton was thrown out of the Creative Artist Agency's post-Golden Globes party on Sunday night. After being seen by the CAA's Kevin Huvane and asked to leave, Paris gracefully slipped out the door. Oh wait, no she didn't. From the New York Daily News:Paris Hilton hid in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency's big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night after CAA's Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she b

Paris Hilton Spotted Leaving Apple Nightclub
Paris Hilton was spotted at Apple nightclub without her hair extensions earlier this week. Paris was spotted canoodling with Days of Our Lives star Darin Brooks, although she left alone. Meanwhile, Paris reportedly lost her camera while in Australia. She misplaced the camera on NEw Year’s Eve. “She lost it in the chaos. [...]

Paris Hilton Parties in London
She claims to have changed her partying ways but it looks like the dog has returned to its vomit as Paris Hilton enjoyed a night of partying in the London lifestyle. The hotel heiress was spotted grabbing some dinner at the Kyashi restaurant in Leicester Square before heading off to the Kingly night club and rounding off the evening with a stop in at the Silver Club. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%;

Paris Hilton Gives Sarah Palin Fashion Advice
Paris Hilton has some advice for Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. "My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Paris says in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend." It's the same brand of wisdom that has guided Paris these many years. The heiress goes on to tell the mag that under a Paris Hilton administration, the president would wear platform shoes when me

Paris Hilton's website hacked?
With the help of the virus, thieves can extract personal details such as bank information from a home computer or sensitive corporate material from a company network. "Internet users should be especially cautious. Sites such as ParisHilton.com are extremely attractive targets for online criminals," the Mirror quoted ScanSafe researcher Mary Landesman as saying. __________________ Please use our support forum if you have any questions. Fightrice Dire

Paris Hilton is Offensive of the Day
Paris Hilton makes me sick. These pictures of her in her pink Bentley I’ve written about before and it pretty much represents everything I hate about her. She is a tacky bitch who tries to fill the void that is everything about her by buying expensive things that mean absolutely nothing to her because she’s never had to work for anything in her life. She’s taken a nice car and ruined it, like she has to so many things, from teenage girls to Benji Madden not that he was ever a n

Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck. The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]

Paris Hilton Has an STD - Quick, Get Checked!
Got the Clap from a standing O?For years STDs were on the decline, but lately that's changed. It turns out, like condom sales, STDs are on the rise. The most troubling thing is that, because infections like Chlamydia are sometimes symptom-less, most peeps don't even know they have one!You know what that means? That means the guy you fooled around with last weekend might have a VD and may not even known to tell you about it! Eww.But just because they sometimes go unnoticed, doesn't mean they don't do mega-da

Paris Hilton Greets Fans on London Streets
Paris Hilton has been living the life in London, England the past few days and earlier today the hotel heiress was spotted posing with a fan while on her way to a shopping spree. After taking a pictures Paris headed inside the popular store All Saints down in Camden .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } .gallery img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; }

PARIS HILTON GETS VAMPY IN LONDON
Paris Hilton loves to intend clad up, doesn’t she? This stunning gal was seen discover and most in author in a figure-flattering twine dress, and her material was hunting not half as ’80s as before. Yay! She looks a shade disorderly here, but she fresh said that she’s been enjoying a quieter style with swain Benji Madden. She additional that “I definitely poverty threesome or quaternary children. And presently - maybe a assemblage or two.” I can’t move to wager her rela

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Tasty Waves and a Faker Than Fake Bud
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How to Disappear Like a Famous Person
This sophisticated program is how Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan evade paparazzi and AA counselors. Everyone has somebody they don’t want to see. Whether it’s a maniacal ex-boyfriend who says he’s pregnant or a bounty hunter after you for unpaid waxing bills, the modern lady needs a way to go undercover. Step One: The Name Stars use a combination of their crappiest film and a favorite drink. For example: Kate Beckinsale gets by on “Serendipity Wallbanger,” and Nicole Kidman p

Paris May Need to Scope Out the Bathrooms in Utah
Paris Hilton sported bold blue eye shadow and bright red lips while out in LA on Tuesday. She was also dolled up in pink for a late-night shopping trip yesterday, maybe stocking up for her planned trip to the Sundance Film Festival. Before she heads to Utah, though, she might want to double check her party invitations. Apparently the heiress wasn't allowed into the CAA after-party following Sunday's Golden Globes. She snuck in anyway and hid in the bathroom before getting escorted out by security and headi

Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen! "Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video. Read the full story   Archived Entry Post Date : Friday,

In Paris We Trust?
Paris Hilton has been full of opinions on the election lately, and November’s Harper’s Bazaar is no exception. The star of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF poses with one of her seventeen pups, as if they are about to make a very prolific speech. Then they venture out and have their photo snapped in front of Paris’ “Pink White House.” If she were president, Paris tells Bazaar, she would give the White House a “minimalist touch,” and would employ a “closet”