Paris Hilton riles Roxy
Paris, who took to the decks at London’s new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks. Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible. An onlooker said: “Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a smart suit, Oxford blue shirt and a pullover. He arrived with Tara and Merlin after 11pm and they all went off t

All hail DJ Paris: Paris Hilton steps to save party after Daisy Lowe drops out
Daisy Lowe was booked to DJ at a Cuervo Platino tequila event at the exclusive private club Jalouse in London but according to the Sun, pulled out when she heard ex-boyfriend Mark Ronson was likely to be attending the party. A source from the club told the newspaper: “Daisy had been booked to DJ but pulled out less than an hour before her set. “Skin from Skunk Anansie was on the decks and was about to finish and we didn’t know where the rest of the night’s music would come from. “Wh

Paris Hilton riles Roxy
Paris Hilton has annoyed Roxy Music frontman Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills.

Paris Hilton Annoys Singer Bryan Ferry With Her Mix Of Hardcore Techno Tracks At The DJ Booth
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills. Paris, who took to the decks at London's new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks. Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible. An onlooker said: "Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a smart suit, Oxford blue shirt and a pullover. He arrived with Tara

Paris Hilton's bad taste riles Bryan Ferry
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills.

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP] Tyra is working on a spinoff of “America’s Next Top Model” called “Operation Fabulous.” Basically, it’s going to show real people across the country getting makeovers. [E Online] Marc Jacobs is really trying to make this man-skirt thing ha

Paris Hilton Wants Palin To Drop Her Pants, Get A Bikini
Hollywood (ChattahBox) - Paris Hilton is making her voice heard once again, as she has come out and given a bit of advice to Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  Her advice to Palin, drop the pants and get a bathing suit. The 27-year old Paris Hilton was recently interviewed by the magazine Harper’s Bazaar. In the interview with the prominent fashion magazine, she gave some tips to Sarah Palin. She stated “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t k

Paris Researches London While We Learn the Paris Doctrine
Paris Hilton managed to amp up her tan between one night in London and the next, though she had to keep herself bundled on her way back to the hotel after a night out at the Kingly Club. It's only right that Paris makes sure she's well acquainted with the city since she's looking for her...Full Article @ Popsugar.com See Also GO BACK TO JAILWoof [Paris Hilton]A SQUINTER'S TALEParis Hilton at the “Can Can” Perfu

Paris Hilton Gets Fake President Advice From Martin Sheen
Not quite as funny as her first one, I say.

What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin. On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]

Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it. Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.” “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi

Paris Hilton Goes Clubbing in London
Paris started off the evening with dinner at Kyashi restaurant in Leicester Square. She then headed out to both the Kingly Club and the Silver Club in her black leather knee-high boots! Paris partied until after 3:00 am when she headed back to her hotel. +5 … Tags: Paris Hilton london, Paris-hilton"); } //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment //--> Share This Related StoriesParis Hilton Looking to Move to LondonParis Hilton Heads to LondonParis Hilton’s a bar ownerPICS: Paris

Zero-gravity fashion: space suits of the future
LONDON, England (CNN) -- You can almost picture it now: Paris Hilton swallowed up by a tight-fitting futuristic designer space suit -- one hand waving at the on-flight camera, the other clasping a Dior "space traveler" handbag. Tighter fit: Massachusetts Insititute of Technology researchers are working on a new, sleeker space suit. Oh yes, with the age of space tourism upon us, space fashion looks set to become the next step into this infinite world of adventure. One factor certain to drive

Paris Hilton: ‘If I Was President’
Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president? Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president. On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor [...]

Paris Hilton's Chair For Sale
The Lounge Chair, in which Paris Hilton recorded a 'Paris For President 2008 Spoof Campaign Ad, has been put up for auction.The Enterprising Owner Of The Estate Where The Funnyordie.Com Online Ad Was Filmed Asked The Heiress To Sign The White Chair And Now She's Offering It Up To Fans On Auction Website Ebay.Com For A Starting Price Of $1,000 (£540).The Auction Ends On 17 October And 10 Per Cent Of The Proceeds Will Be Donated To The American Cancer Society. Comment on this Article Paris has also

Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video

Paris Hilton riles Roxy
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills.Paris, who took to the decks at London's new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks.Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible. Comment on this Article An onlooker said: "Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a smart suit, Oxford blue shirt and a pul

PARIS HILTON LAUNCHES BID FOR FAKE PRESIDENT
A newborn recording from Funny or Die (we nearly ever desire someone would Die) is so unco unfunny, we’re potty and mitt wondering what we missed. Below, hopeful imitation chair Paris Hilton seeks the semipolitical advice of “one of the large imitation presidents” - histrion Sheen, who played President Bartlet on NBC’s The West Wing from 1999-2006. A enthusiastic show, that. This video? Raw pain. RSS feed for comments on this post

Paris Hilton Sarah Palin has a hot bod
Sarah Palin should wear more revealing outfits says Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton - Kingly Nightclub in London
Paris Hilton arrived at Kingly Nightclub in London. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. [...]

PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice! Enjoy, “The Paps!” See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

DJ Paris takes over London nightclub
Paris, who took to the decks at London’s new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks. Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible. An onlooker said: “Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a smart suit, Oxford blue shirt and a pullover. He arrived with Tara and Merlin after 11pm and they all went off to mingle

Paris Hilton Is Very Close To Benji Madden
In a recent interview Paris talks about her love relationship with Benj Madden and for the first time in a long time about her friend Nicole Richie.About changing Harlow’s diapers: Nicole is, like, the best mother. She’s so hands on, so she does that. As about her relationship with Benji she said she doesn’t have plans of having a baby right now because she wants more time alone with her beau. If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair. We’re very close via link Related po

Paris Hilton: I've Never Changed Harlow's Diapers!
"Nicole is, like, the best mother. She's so hands on, so she does that," Hilton says on the Oct. 13 episode of The Tyra Banks show (check local listings). "I’ve never changed anyone’s diapers." See what Nicole Richie looked like pregnant. Hilton says she and beau Benji Madden have some time before they have a baby of their own. For now, they like to spice things up. "Sometimes," she tells Banks, they take baths together. "If we take a bath together, he’ll wash my hair," Hilton says. "We’re very