Aye, Mateys, This Week We Were Not Lettin' You Into Our Knickers! (Me Parrot Concurs.) [The Week That Was]
In honor of international talk like a pirate day, the remainder of this list will be conducted in pirate speak. Thank you for yourrrrrr support, landlubbers. Aye, we told you how not t' get int' our pants. Aye, me parrot concurs. Ahoy, Project Runway contestant Joe's Dress: Becky Home Ecky! Aye, we started a culture war with Fox News' Ste'e Doocy. A pence for an old man o'de sea? Aye, Doocy is probably just mad that McCain and Palin have terrible policies for women and he's takin' it out on us, argh

Just Asking: Were we the only ones who noticed ... [Rachel Zoe]
Just Asking: Were we the only ones who noticed the prominently placed Restylane commercial during last night's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project? And was it at all bizarre that the ad placed on almost exclusive emphasis on filling in wrinkles surrounding the mouth? What exactly are you trying to say, Bravo? [The Rachel Zoe Project] 1:45 PM on Wed Sep 17 2008 By Kyle Buchanan

Prada’s Milan Show Falls Flat - 24Olsen
It's Fashion Week in Milan, which means the Olsen twins and the other Rachel Zoe knockoffs are out of the country for a couple days. Parent's weekend you guys, time to break out the Merlot and the scented candles. Except all is not well in Italy, where Miuccia Prada's Spring collection failed to dazzle onlookers. Apparently the style for 2009 is "madams with their upswept chignons and oiled chests." Ew? Wait, like real madams or like those women from the Les Mis song "Lovely Ladies?" Because the costuming

Project Runway 5: the girls are gettin’ catty preview clip
We’re down to only four designers and I’d definitely call that crunch time. Bryant Park is on the horizon and you know what that means: more stress than usual! Tags: Bryant Park, NY Fashion Week, preview clip, Project Runway 5"); } //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment //--> Share This Related StoriesAmerica’s Top Model 2 hour premier tonight!The Rachel Zoe Project preview airs twice today!Stylist tip from Rachel ZoeAmerica’s Next Top Model 11: episode 11.3 preview cl

Understanding Why Rachel Zoe Says 'Bananas,' Not 'Raisins'
Have you found yourself thumbing through the television dial and stopping on The Rachel Zoe Project, only to become utterly confused, not because you don't understand why Bravo gave this lady her own reality show, but because you cannot understand anything she is saying? Ms. Zoe, the stylist who high-stepped into fame by getting fired by Nicole Richie, speaks her own language. This means she says "bananas" a lot. Also, everything makes her feel like "I would die." You were afraid bl

"The Rachel Zoe Project" Rocks! - VIDEOS
It’s a docu-drama that follows celeb stylist Rachel Zoe as she makes the stars dazzle on red carpets, fashion runways, and photo shoots. Ever wonder how they get that way? It’s not by accident. You can bet they’ve got someone like Rachel in their corner 24 hours a day, helping them look fabulous and keep their sanity in, let’s face it, an insane business. More after the jump, including videos… Being a movie buff, I’m crazy for the red carpet premieres, and love seein

Rachel Zoe's Assistant Is Cruel And Unusual [Fashion Zoe]
newVideoPlayer("/zoe10808_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); If you've been following The Rachel Zoe Project, then you know all about her assistant Taylor, a girl with messy bleached hair, heavy eyeliner, and huge chip on her shoulder. She seems like a competent enough employee, but the way that she talks to people — particularly to her coworker Brad — is so harsh that it's hard not to redirect the annoyance and hatred she projects back on to her. On last night's episode, Rachel decided that she wanted to th

What Is She Trying To Say???
Stylist turned reality show "star" Rachel Zoe took to her official blog to answer a few questions. One viewer asks her: "Do you still read things about yourself or have you just stopped?" To which Zoe responds: "It's funny - I've tried it both ways. I've tried looking and I've tried not looking. Most of the time [...]

Look of the Day: Graphic Gal
Style Bandit's ensemble reminds me of something Rachel Zoe would wear — '70s and fabulous. This graphic gal worked it in an artistic frock, platform sandals, and slick fringe clutch. Her layering technique is ideal for the transitioning weather. Oh, did you notice her adorable pug?! Here's what she has on: Dress: Anna Sui Shoes: Aldo Bag: Zara Congrats to Style Bandit! Everyone else, submit your looks and I might feature you on FabSugar! Shop For: Anna Sui

The Rachel Zoe Project: Rachel Loves Vintage - VIDEOS
Tonight on The Rachel Zoe Project, (10 pm), Rachel and Brad are still living it up at New York Fashion Week. In the clips, Rachel explains why she loves Fashion Week so much, and she and Brad make a 20-minute stop at a vintage clothing store in Manhattan and leave with a full wardrobe worth of new clothes! Must be nice. More after the jump… Technorati Tags: Rachel Zoe,the Rachel Zoe project,fashion week,bravo,bravo tv,bravo fan,jane boursaw "); } //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comme

Link Time!!!
Cruelty-free chic: Olsenhaus' vegan footwear — Refinery29 The Rachel Zoe lexicon — W Magazine Editors' Blog Paris: Last-minute vogueing at Jeremy Scott’s party — Style File Don't let the economy dampen your shine! — FashionTribes Balenciaga city — Purse Blog Vivienne Westwood, Kate Moss to be immortalized on film? — fashionologie Dress of the day: Target notched boatneck dress — stylelist Wrong way runways — Fashionista The Only Moustache Better Than Chuck Norris’s — fashion indie Chlo

Raisinface Has Been Lying About Her Age - Proof!
The only proof we need is her face, but for those of you who need more substantial proof that Rachel Zoe is older than she says she is, the New York Daily News is on to something: Zoe has been ranting on her new Bravo show, "The Rachel Zoe Project," that she's so anal (and annoying?) because she's a triple Virgo. In astrology terms, that means she was born in the sign of Virgo, her rising sign is a Virgo, and her moon sign is a Virgo. Well, our experts say that isn't possible if Zoe is 37 and was born on

Milan Fashion Week, Spring 2009: Gucci
Not that she ever lost it, but Frida got her groove back. It's taken the designer a few seasons to really make a splash at the house of Gucci, and splashy this Spring collection is. With attendees like Rihanna and Rachel Zoe, I'm sure the aquarium colors and provocative shapes impressed. At Gucci there's always a lot of skin, but the clothes, many in vivid tropical and geometric prints, were spectacular spectacular.Utilitarian pants met loose blouses. Asymmetrical cuts supplied sex appeal. Colorful suiting

Hot Slut Of The Day!
Taylor Jacobson - Rachel "Chupa" Zoe's bitchy fashion assistant with bad hair from "The Rachel Zoe Project." When she talks, all I hear is Natasha Lyonne's voice. Login or register to post comments Hot Slut of the Day Your Ad Here "); //--> Submitted by Sensimina on September 24, 2008 - 10:35am. WOAH, some asshole idiot's assistant from a Bravo reality show made Hot Slut of the Day?!?!? There's a fucking first! *hu

What to TiVo: Tuesday
Fox is new with House and FringeNBC is new with Biggest Loser: Families and Law & Order: SVUCBS is new with NCIS, The Mentalist, and Without a TraceABC is new with Opportunity Knocks, Dancing With the Stars, and Half Their Size: The People Magazine Weight Loss ChallengeThe CW is new with 90210 and PrivilegedFX is new with The ShieldMTV has the series premiere of Paris Hilton's My New BFFVH1 has 100 Greatest Hip Hop SongsBravo is new with The Rachel Zoe ProjectABC Family is new with Lincoln Heights and G

Rachel Zoe Still Has Friends!
Despite her recent breakup and the imprisonment of her ex, Anne Hathaway is looking better than ever: svelte, sleek, glam and wholly grown up. And it's in no small part thanks to -- yes -- Rachel Zoe, who, as Hathaway told me during our recent interview, doesn't deserve her bad rep for being an egomaniac who dresses only stick figures and morphs them into faux-boho replicas of herself. "I really love Rachel," Hathaway told me. "She's not intimidating. She's silly. She has an obsession with fashion and she'

Gowns So Gorg, I Want a Sex Change
For some reason TV lately has been like Fashion Week Redux! "Gossip Girl" headed to Bryant Park, "90210" put on a runway show and "The Rachel Zoe Project" has been NYC-set for two whole episodes as Rach sits front row and meets with every major designer. In reality it's Paris Fashion Week right now and I came across these photos from yesterdays' Karl Lagerfeld show and my jaw dropped. To steal a phrase from Rachel Zoe, "I die." I want to be shown a photo of that stunning first dress - ruffles! - right

The Rachel Zoe Project: Style from A to Zoe
The hurricane has forced everyone to get out of their homes, open their windows and (gasp!) READ! Yes, the original medium of forcing us to use our imaginations has reemerged in recent weeks for millions of Houston and Texas coast dwellers who have found themselves without power for days and days on in. Between heavy reading, I squeezed in Rachel Zoe’s book from late last year: Style from A to Zoe. The lighthearted, quirky book is a go-to manual of sorts for everything fashionable and glamorous. The o

Rachel Zoe Says Journalists Are Big Fat Liars
It turns out that celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is not as thick-skinned as you would expect someone who has spent so much time standing alongside such oft-photographed personalities as Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie to be. In the most recent episode of The Rachel Zoe Project, which was filmed earlier this year, Ms. Zoe comes across an item on NYmag.com's The Cut blog describing an incident in which she was locked out of Marc Jacobs's Fall 2008 show in February. The discovery of the fairly even-handed accoun

Vintage Rainsinface!
Rachel Zoe in the early '80s. She wasn't fug at all back then! Rainsinface looked like Jennifer Aniston - only prettier.

Project Runway 5: preview clip 1
We’re getting down to the wire, and tension is running high with the designers. Who’s your favorite, and who doesn’t have a chance, iyho? Tags: Bravo, Project Runway 5"); } //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment //--> Share This Related StoriesThe Rachel Zoe Project preview airs twice today!America’s Top Model 2 hour premier tonight!Stylist tip from Rachel ZoeAmerica’s Next Top Model 11: episode 11.3 preview clip 3Project Runway 5 preview: Stella hopes for bikers

Journo v. Journo Over Zoe Critique
The New York Times last week published a fairly evil - and hilarious - review of stylist Rachel Zoe's new show, The Rachel Zoe Project. In said review, journalist Ginia Bellafonte symbolically shreds Zoe's fame and relevance, writing, Given that Ms. Zoe is already a pox on humanity — exploiting an aesthetic of dissipation, invading [...]

Read Write All About It []
Megan is currently on her way to NYC in order to liveblog tomorrow night's vice presidential debate "in person" (meaning, we'll be helping her out with video stuff). What this means: No News Roundup today. However, we encourage readers to go into the comments armed with this afternoon/evening's biggest headlines and let loose with some bitchitude. Read More: Sarah Palin Explains Her Views On Roe V. Wade, Other (Unnamed) Court Cases, Mother And Son Explain Why They Have Sex With Each

At the Emmys: Debra Messing Is Shutting It Down It’s Bananas
Oh, dear God. Rachel Zoe, this is all you, isn’t it? I die. D.I.E. Debra Messing is killing it. I swear, this exaggerated black-fairy tutu is shutting it down, seriously. BANANAS. You’re so right about the fairy wand; it would’ve been too much. You’re so GOOD. Photo: Dave Edwards/DailyCeleb.co Share and Enjoy: Related Posts:The Tuesday Bulletin: How Rihanna Got Her Life Back (Like How Britney Shaved Her Head)Potential Girls Night Out: Cindy McCain, Sarah Palin, Michelle Oba

Fab's 10 Fall Essentials: The Perfect Bag
How about investing in one perfect bag this season instead of buying three or four mediocre ones? I'm thinking about taking the plunge with this Silver Marni Balloon Bag ($1,960) that Reese Witherspoon has in brown and black. In the words of Rachel Zoe, "I die." Trust me, I gave this decadent piece a test run in the store the other day and fell in lust. It's ultra-light and sleek. The shape is '20s fabulous and I adore the utilitarian strap. Fashion meets function. Can it get any better? Sh