'The Number of Porn Movies Currently Being Shot With Joe Biden Look-Alikes Is Alarming' [The Commies]
Well so, OK, the world is ruined. The concept of "money" no longer exists and a makeshift barter system has sprung up in its place. A soiled wig is worth one subway ride, a clean wig is worth a taxi ride, and a Commie for best comment of the week? Worth it's weight in m.f.'in gold. So praise the six who've received the honor this week after the jump, then plot and scheme as to how to steal it away from them.From meechybee in The McCain Wanders Around Aimlessly Montage: "OMG, it's my dad at the mall!"From Bu

The Eyes Have It
Filed under: Prez Election 2008 Did he? Could he possibly? Would he ever?The NY Post hypothesizes that Joe Biden, the Democratic nominee for VP, had a little work done in the eye area. They talked to a top plastic surgeon in Manhattan who said he would bet his next paycheck on it,...Permalink

Jim Piccillo Introduces Joe Biden as John McCain
Jim Piccillo introduced Joe Biden at a rally as "the next Vice President of the United States John McCain." The audience clapped on cue. Would they have still clapped if McCain really walked out on stage? Jim Piccillo, who is a father of two, is a Republican who started campaigning for Barack Hussein Obama after Jim was laid off from his job. I have to wonder if perhaps Jim lost his job because he kept making simple mistakes like calling people by the wrong name. Rela

Biden says attacks from McCain camp are ‘beyond disappointing’
(CNN) -- Sen. Joe Biden on Wednesday charged that Sen. John McCain’s campaign is trying to "appeal to fear" with their latest round of negative attacks. Sen. Joe Biden says Sen. John McCain’s campaign has become "erratic." Biden said Gov. Sarah Palin was raising "the most outrageous inferences" and said the attacks on Sen. Barack Obama are "beyond disappointing" and "wrong." Over the weekend, Palin accused Obama of "palling around with terrorist

‘SNL’ Presents: The Vice Presidential Debate
Saturday Night Live opened last night’s episode with a skit parodying the Vice Presidential debate that took place between Senator Joe Biden and Governor Sarah Palin at Washington University in St. Louis, MO earlier this week. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the SNL skit in full which featured Jason Sudeikis as Biden [...]

Dukakis on the Election: Obama Knows How to Win, 'McCain Has Nothing'
When John McCain’s campaign made it clear over the weekend that their stretch-run strategy would lean heavily on raising questions about Barack Obama’s personal history and past “associations,” Obama’s communications director provided a simple, almost indifferent reaction to the Washington Post: “This isn’t 1988.” Michael Dukakis, the Democratic presidential nominee whose campaign was eviscerated that year by tactics ripped from the same playbook from which Mr. McCain now seems intent on bor

Thoughts on 'The Obama Show'
That Barack Obama’s campaign has selected a Wednesday at 8 p.m. slot to run its half-hour infomercial is pretty convenient for networks, given that some broadcasters are struggling to draw viewers to that time period anyway -- “Obama ... cancels ‘Knight Rider,’” is how Gawker gleefully put it. And Obama really should trump the talking car. By the numbers, Obama is one of the biggest breakout TV stars of the season. His convention speech drew more than 38 million viewers. You know which primetime

Pot, Meet Kettle: John McCain's Angry Insults Are Simply Absurd [Lets Go To The Videotape]
newVideoPlayer("/McCain_Palin_Video.flv", 506, 423,""); Barack Obama is old, John McCain is tall, Sarah Palin is the most experienced politician in office today and Joe Biden looks so gosh-darned cute when he winks. The world has turned on its axis and what was true is false and what's false is true, or else there's no way that John McCain would think he could get away with saying, during a rally yesterday, that Barack Obama doesn't answer questions, gets touchy when he's questioned about his record and te

Jay Leno on the Sarah Palin Joe Biden VP debate (video)
No one does it better. It skewers both sides but with a sense of humor. You can't help but smile. "You betcha" he's the best.

Better ratings for second McCain-Obama debate
But the presidential candidates still couldn't match the interest level in their running mates, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Sen. Joe Biden.

Nielsen: 63.2 million watch second McCain-Obama debate
UPDATED: It may have been dull, but that didn't stop viewers from watching.  Tuesday night's presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama was seen by 63.2 million viewers, according to Nielsen Media Research. That's about 21% more than watched the candidates' first showdown two weeks ago -- an event seen by 52.4 million -- and ranks as the highest-rated top-of-the-ticket debate since 1992. If one includes PBS viewership estimates, which are not part of the Nielsen sample, Tuesday's

The Ratings Drought: Where's the Next Roseanne?
So we've pretty much established that nobody's watching anything this season. New shows are middling at best in the ratings, relaunched shows like Chuck and ABC's Wednesday have cratered—even hits like House and Grey's are not doing so hot. OK, part of this is demographic, social and technological. 500 channels, time-shifting, blah blah blah. There are just more, and smaller audiences now. That's not gonna change. And yet 70 million people watched Joe Biden and Sarah Palin for 90 minutes—proving ther

Attack Dog Biden Introduced As McCain
Former Republican turned Barack Obama backer Jim Piccillo made quite the gaffe when introducing vice-presidential hopeful Joe Biden today. Said Piccillo: "…No matter your party, gender, race, or religion, please help me today in welcoming the next vice president of the United States: John McCain!" How embarrassing! The real Joe Biden, meanwhile, has spent much his day taking on Republican running mate Sarah Palin, who did nothing this week when her supporters suggested Obama be killed and c

Sarah Palin The Red Indian Amazon Warrior
Yes, both Todd and Sarah Palin, whom most people in the U.S. and abroad had never even heard of until six weeks ago, have emerged as powerful new symbols of a revived contemporary feminism. That the macho Todd, with his champion athleticism and working-class cred, can so amiably cradle babies and care for children is a huge step forward in American sexual symbolism. Oh, Annie Oakley… Although nothing will sway my vote for Obama, I continue to enjoy Sarah Palin’s performance on the national sta

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. Well, governor, we knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of ours. And, governor, you're no Ronald Reagan. Debate moments destined to linger in memory beyond the current campaign, like that last paragraph's playful co-opting of Lloyd Bentsen's withering 1988 insult of Dan Quayle, have been missing this year with three down and o

The View October 9th Recap: Angela Bassett
Today on The View, it was the four main hosts and no Barbara Walters. Whoopi Goldberg is sick, so she gave each of the co-hosts some hand cleanser. Elisabeth Hasselbeck said that election-itis is going around. Whoopi said that people are getting political fatigue. They showed a video of a man introducing Joe Biden at a rally and accidentally calling him “John McCain.” Elisabeth said that we can make it because we are “only one menstrual cycle away” from the election. Joy said

John McCain Will Be Our Next Vice President!
We have been wondering what fantastic campaign stunt John McCain might pull next. Declare war on Iceland? Suspend his campaign for Rosh Hashanah? But clearly we were not thinking big enough. John McCain will announce shortly that he’s such a bipartisan maverick he is switching parties and running for Number Two, because country above self and all that. Plus he hates Joe Biden. [YouTube via Top of the Ticket]

John McCain Used to Be Funny, Had Hair
In the post-debate blogosphere, the standout watercooler moment, the topline gaffe, was when McCain referred to his opponent as "that one." Everyone wants to know, "what did he mean? Was it disrespect? Racism? A sign of out-of-touchness?" Google "that one" and see what comes up. But to me, even more notable than McCain's already infamous talk-down was his reference to hair transplants. It's no secret that Obama's running mate Joe Biden is rumored to have had his wispy white mane transplanted in, and when di

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past (AP)
AP - Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said.

TV: So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Posted: 3:18 PM- Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said.

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. Well, governor, we knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of ours. And, governor, you're no Ronald Reagan. Debate moments destined to linger in memory beyond the current campaign, like that last paragraph's playful co-opting of Lloyd Bentsen's withering 1988 insult of Dan Quayle, have been missing this year with three down and o

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
NEW YORK - Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. In tis Oct. 28, 1980 file photo, President Jimmy Carter, left, and Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan, shake hands in Cleveland, Ohio, before debating before a nationwide television audience. (AP Photo/stf, file) Well, governor, we knew Ronald

So far, debates lack the memorable lines of past
Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled the memory of Ronald Reagan's famed putdown of Jimmy Carter in 1980. "There you go again," she said. By DAVID BAUDER AP Television Writer Related Entertainment RSS feed NEW YORK — Late in their debate, Sarah Palin looked over at Joe Biden and channeled

Press Tough on Palin, Study Says
In a study by Pew Research Center for the People & the Press, among John McCain, Barack Obama, Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, the press has been toughest on the Governor of Alaska. Less than four out of 10 respondents (38%) say Gov. Palin has received the most severe treatment by the press, compared to 21% who say the coverage has been too easy and 38% who say it has been fair. Not surprisingly, a majority of Republicans (63%) think Governor Palin has been treated unfairly by the media, while only 18% of Demo

John McCain scares Diddy more than Sarah Palin.
“Diddy” has posted another video blog as a response to Tuesday’s debate. Diddy is NOT HAPPY with the way John McCain referred to Barack Obama as “that one” and rants the video. Last week he vlogged that Sarah Palin scared him, and now he says John McCain scares him even more than Sarah Palin. Related Post Foo Fighters tell McCain to stop using their song. Vanity Fair spoofs In Touch Weekly at the expense of John McCain. 69.9 Million Peop