Obama Saves Print for One Day

www.mollygood.com - 5th Nov 2008

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Barack Obama: Barack Obama discovered a way to keep print publications from dying! He just needs to get elected president every day forever and erase everyone's memory of the event after each successive election. By doing so, he'd ensure that each normally insignificant newspaper would have the possibility of increasing in value in a hundred years, thus sending every overgrown baseball card collector out to get a Times they can look at and never read, as they're doing today. You really are amazing, America.




Nov 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses



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