Nooooo! Our Eyes! Kerry Katona Goes Topless!

Heckler Spray - 27th Jul 2009

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Kerry Katona: Take a portion of rice, cup full of chilli powder, nine cans of lager, a large packet of chips, cup of curry sauce from the local Chinese takeaway, a couple of mints and what do you get? Vomit-induced fun! Mmm, all those undigested chunks floating around in a river of brown liquid either in the middle of the street, the next door neighbour's neatly trimmed lawn or your mate's bed. Whilst the above combination is the result of typical student bids to be wacky and impressive, everyone can now experience the thrill of choking on their own sick. You see, everyone's favourite reality TV star Kerry Katona has decided to show the world her boobs. Well, we've got to work one way or another. Even if it puts the health of the nation at ris Read full story at Heckler Spray

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