Heidi Montag’s Honeymoon Photos
Oh. My. God. Just when I thought Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag couldn’t possible get any more annoying. Here are the “paparazzi” pictures from their honeymoon. Yea. I bet these weren’t staged. .gallery { margin: auto; } .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } .gallery img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; }

Heidi and Spencer’s Wedding Rings Cost $9
Btw, if you haven’t seen the fug things, you can check them out here.  Spoiler alert: Spencer’s ball and chain is gold with a gay-ass dangly thing on it. Tags Relationships, Weddings, Darlene Egelhoff, Heidi Montag, Ryan Seacrest, Spencer Pratt Related Stories Heidi Montag’s Mom Thinks Spencer’s A Sleezy A-Hole… Really?Heidi Montag Wants Babies…Heidi Montag Thought She Had an Immaculate Conception?Heidi Montag and S

Heidi Montag is but a vessel
Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish does not negotiate with fame whores), but since Heidi is wearing three different bikinis here I’m contractually obliged to do it. Therefore, enjoy the aforementioned three different bikinis. I hear she has one set for every IQ point so expect seven more to pop up in the near future. Related News

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican Getaway
During their recent trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot.  And it looks like their time down south was a blast. In some newly-released photographs, the peroxide pair is shown gallivanting around their tropical surroundings while filming scenes for their MTV reality show “The Hills.”

Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer)
In more news about the wedding no one gave a shit about, Spencer now goes on record to defend the marriage. Remember Heidi's mom said she gives it 6 months. Here's what Spencer had to say: "It was totally spur of the moment," Pratt said Thursday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show of his Cabo nuptials. "If I had planned it, I think I would've stepped up my ring game a little bit," he added referring to the $8 rings they picked up there for the ceremony. "She's just hurt and reacting crazy becaus

Morning Memo: Mary-Kate Olsen Not Pregnant; Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Still On; Donald Trump "Fuming" at Brother
Rumors of a Mary-Kate Olsen pregnancy, which started when her weight "shot up to 102 pounds" (!), are not true, according to the actress's rep. [Us Weekly] According to a bunch of well-dressed people, the Lower East Side's Chloe 81 is becoming the "Biggie to [the] Beatrice's Tupac." [Grub Street] Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are not back together because it turns out they never broke up in first place. [P6] Beyonce and Adrien Brody seem to have enjoyed making out with each other

Spencer Pratt Defends Marriage to Heidi Montag
He says he can't wait to "be married for the rest of our lives"

Spencer Pratt Denies Claims That He Drugged Heidi Montag To Get Her To Marry Him
Spencer Pratt denied claims by Heidi Montag's mom that he drugged Heidi to get her to marry him. "I am sure she is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn't there," he said.

Spencer Pratt Denies Claims That He Drugged Heidi Montag To Get Her To Marry Him
'I am sure she is just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn't there,' 'Hills' star says of comments from Heidi's mom. By Jocelyn Vena

Who Invited Heidi Montag To The "Road For A Cure" Gala?
Remember that news that no one gives a shit about, yeah, Heidi and Spencer getting married. Well, now Heidi's mom is saying it's the "biggest mistake Heidi's ever made" in her life and gives it "6 months". Heidi's mom had even more to say... "I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged. "Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastate

Heidi and Spencer Bikini Honeymoon Photos!
It's the photos you've all been waiting for! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's honeymoon photos are out and they're everything we would have hoped and more. In case you missed it (and if so, how?) Heidi and Spencer eloped in Cabo just before Thanksgiving and immediately afterward, of course the cameras joined them. Seriously, there are so many of them, each more special than the last. Heidi and Spencer are back now, of course, and Spencer's already in a feud with Heidi's mom over her statements deriding thei

Heidi’s Answer To Her Mom’s Claim She Was Drugged: Honeymoon Pics!
The day after news broke that Heidi Montag’s mom claims that her daughter’s marriage to Spencer Pratt will only last six months, and that Spencer must have drugged her in order to get her to marry him, these tw*twaffles have released a bunch of completely candid honeymoon photos. She definitely doesn’t look drugged in these photos! Popsugar has over NINETY photos of these fub-faces, but please trust me when I say it’s best that you don’t look at all of them. I did, and now I d

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Heidi & Spencer’s Honeymoon — FIRST PICS!
Here are the first pictures of The Hills newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt soaking up the sun on their Mexican honeymoon. Another hilarious photo shoot to add to the books! The happy couple, who eloped south of the border last week, was seen enjoying their first week of wedded bliss at their private villa in the exclusive One and Only Palmilia resort in Los Cabos. While there, Speidi was also seen filming scenes for an upcoming episode of The Hills. Earlier today,Spencer called Ryan Seacrest̵

We Can't Help Ourselves!
We always feel very dirty talking about these two, but dirty in a good way! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt know how to give people what they want. Slutty and staged photo ops! The "newlyweds" enjoyed their honeymoon last week in Mexico, after supposedly eloping. The two were photographed enjoying their private villa and a dip in the pool. If [...]

Sienna Miller says she and Balthazar Getty have never broken up.
Sienna Miller’s representative has lashed out at the British press for alleging that the actress had split from oil heir last month, stating that recent quotes attributed to the star are “three years old”. The actress has been romantically linked to Balthazar Getty since the summer when they were seen in Prague in the Czech Republic, on the set of Miller’s new movie G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra. Sienna Miller was rumored to have broken off her romance with the ‘Brothers & Sisters&

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty: We Never Broke Up
Even though Sienna Miller once said “I’m single at the moment… I’m cool being on my own,” her rep claims that the quote was pulled from a three-year-old interview, and was not about her married bf that she never broke up with. Thanks for the memo. Tags Hook-Ups, Relationships, Balthazar Getty, Sienna Miller Related Stories Bathazar Getty Ditches His Kids For Thanksgiving With Sienna MillerBalthazar Getty’s Wife Is

Morning Memo: Mary-Kate Olsen Not Pregnant; Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Still On; Donald Trump "Fuming" at Brother - 24Olsen
SOURCE: The New York Observer -Rumors of a Mary-Kate Olsen pregnancy, which started when her weight "shot up to 102 pounds" (!), are not true, according to the actress's rep. [Us Weekly] According to a bunch of well-dressed people, the Lower East Side's Chloe 81 is becoming the "Biggie to [the] Beatrice's Tupac." [Grub Street] Sienna [...]

Sienna Miller - Miller Never Split From Getty
Sienna Miller's representative has blasted the British press for alleging the actress had split from oil heir Balthazar Getty last month (Nov08) - insisting recent ...

Madonna & A-Rod: Moving In Together? [Dirt Bag]
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are "quietly" shopping for a love nest in Manhattan. Is this relationship really real? And why so quick on the rebound, your Madgesty? [Page Six] Neither Angelina Jolie nor Brad Pitt can really cook. Angie's "signature dish" is cereal. Brad says, "I can rock a Sunday BBQ but that’s as far as my culinary talents go." [The Sun] Barack Obama will almost certainly be Barbara Walters' "Most Fascinating Person of 2008." [Rush & Molloy] Beyoncé, blue? Back in 1999, after Destiny's Chi

Evan Rachel Wood reconnects with her father following split.
Evan Rachel Wood says she has gone back to speaking to her estranged dad following her split from boyfriend Marilyn Manson and ended a long rift that dates back to her childhood. The actress flew back to her childhood home in North Carolina to spend the recent Thanksgiving holiday with her father Ira. The pair got along so well, she plans to return for Christmas. “I was separated from my dad for most of my life, but we forgave each other for whatever had happened. It’s huge for me. He’s been the

Sienna Miller looking for film to make with Balthazar Getty
Sienna Miller has a reputation for dating her co-stars but now she’s reportedly keen to turn that on its head - by finding a film to star in with current boyfriend Balthazar Getty. The actress, who was previously engaged to Alfie co-star Jude Law, dated Layer Cake co-star Daniel Craig and was linked to Camille lead James Franco, is said to be looking for the ideal script to star in opposite Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar - but her managers have advised her the public won’t get behind th

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† Courtney Love thinks she actually set the stage for Britney Spears' public breakdown cele|bitchy † Spencer Pratt and his fake wife Heidi Montag are back from their fake honeymoon a socialite's life † someone please stop Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty from making a movie together! holy moly † Brad Pitt landed on the cover of 'architectural digest' for his work in new orleans LA rag mag † Lindsay Lohan denied rumors she split from sam Ronson via her myspace blog i'm n

Sienna Miller Wants Balthazar Getty on the Big Screen
Will the blonde homewrecker and Balthy cement their love affair on celluloid?