The Twilight Saga: New Moon Mania - A Double Dose of Review Action
Screaming chicks! Long lines! A very wisely placed sale on Kleenex tissues! Millions of tormented men forced to go to the movies as a means to maintain their relationships! What could this all mean? A New Twilight film in theatres of course. In celebration of this film's most auspicious and record breaking opening we bring to you two different reviews for the film, one from Morgan, who loves the books, and one from Nomad, who remains traumatized. One reviewer with a vagina and one with a penis...