From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!
On this day in Bastardly History... Ashlee Simpson looking more plastic with each passing day

Ashlee Simpson Sighting Makes Me Want to La La - 24Olsen
A very pregnant Ashlee Simpson followed in her fashionable big sister’s footsteps this afternoon when she stopped by LFT to do some serious power shopping. Purchasing clothing from Elizabeth and James (Mary Kate and Ashley Olson’s line), Sass & Bide and Gradyn and jewelry by Citrine by the Stones, Mrs. Pete Wentz spent close to 2 hours browsing through LFT’s gorgeous fall merchandise. Related Posts Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Appreciates Her Assistant - E! Online - 24Olsen vari

Ashlee Simpson at her cutest with a baby bump!
Ashlee Simpson is another one on the list. The beautiful 23-year-old actress appeared for the MTV video Music Awards 2008 with a nice-looking baby bump. With the increasing fashion of producing twins in the Hollywood after Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez delivered adorable twins, there were increasing rumors about the twins of Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz. However Pete Wentz denied the reports of twins on September 8, saying, “It’s going to be a big disappointment when it’s only one!�

Papa Joe Simpson signs another artist.
Everybody knows Joe Simpson. He is the outspoken father and manager of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. What some people may not know is that Joe has his management company and record label. An even bigger surprise for you….Joe Simpson and Papa Joe Records along with Desh Music have teamed up together to form a joint venture to [...]

Ashlee Simpson: Baby on Board
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Oldie but a goodie: Ashlee Simpson drunk
Here’s an older (only like a year ago!) video of Ashlee Simpson drunk off her booty at a McDonald’s. You’d have to get me drunk to eat at McDonald’s, so I’m feeling her pain. "); } //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment //--> Share This Related StoriesThank God for Small Favors - Ashlee Simpson Turns Down PlayboyGosh, does Ashlee Simpson suck or is it just me?More promo pics of Ashlee Simpson from “Chicago”Why does Ashleee Simpson look like Ashley Judd?

Ashlee Simpson no ha dejado de teñir su cabello
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78 Stupid People Who Tattooed Celebrities Onto Their Bodies: 46-60
46. Keith Urban - supposedly 47. Kevin Richardson - Backstreet Boys 48. Maddox(Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son) - where’s the rest of the clan? 49. Mariah Carey as a flower planter 50. Marilyn Manson 51. Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin…. 52. Michael Jordan 53. Michael Moore - I think he’s judging me… 54. I Pity the Fool! 55. “Whatever I feel like I [...]

78 Stupid People Who Tattooed Celebrities Onto Their Bodies: 46-60
46. Keith Urban - supposedly 47. Kevin Richardson - Backstreet Boys 48. Maddox(Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s son) - where’s the rest of the clan? 49. Mariah Carey as a flower planter 50. Marilyn Manson 51. Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin…. 52. Michael Jordan 53. Michael Moore - I think he’s judging me… 54. I Pity the Fool! 55. “Whatever I feel like I [...]

FOX411: Michael Jackson Turned Down Again
Quincy Jones is not going to help Michael Jackson make a new album. The legendary producer of "Thriller" and "Bad," Jackson's two most successful collections, tells me he's concentrating on a big tribute collection set for next spring. About two dozen hip and R&B stars are recording Jones' songs for the compilation. "We're trying to set up something for Mariah Carey now," said Q, who was one of the several prominent guests Tuesday night at an all-star fundraiser for Tony Bennett and wife Susan's Explo

Natalie “Natalia” McLennan aka The Spitzer Girl’s book “The Price”
“In August 2004, NATALIE McLENNAN was working for and dating now-convicted pimp Jason Itzler when he auditioned and recruited a 19-year-old named Ashley Dupre into his high-end prostitution ring, New York Confidential. In her forthcoming book, “The Price: My Rise and Fall as Natalia, New York’s #1 Escort,” McLennan recalls how she befriended and groomed Ashley - a New Jersey girl with dreams of being the next Mariah Carey - into one of the city’s hottest call girls. In this exc

CAMERON DIAZ ENGAGED????????????
A woman working out in the same gym as Cameron Diaz claims to have overheard the actress talking about her engagement to Essex model Paul Sculfor. Diaz is said to have made the comments at her fitness centre on Wednesday, reports the Daily Star. "A woman calling herself Harriet came out and told a photographer that Cameron was in there 'talking about her engagement to the Brit'," said a source. "From there it just snowballed so by the time she came out there were hordes baying for news.&qu

"Saturday Night Live" James Franco Skits: "Gossip Girl's" Serena, Penny Marshall, OJ Jury Selection And More (VIDEO)
James Franco hosted Saturday Night Live, but skits included special appearances by Cameron Diaz as a cougar, Gossip Girl Blake Lively (Serena) in a digital short and more, in addition to a an opening sketch on John McCain's ads cowritten by Al Franken . The digital short with Gossip Girl lady Blake...Full Article @ huffington post Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting

Mariah Saves the World, One Chalupa at a Time (E! Online)
E! Online - Mariah Carey is making a run for the border...for a good cause.

Michael Jackson “It’s A Thiller Or Nothing”!
Michael Jackson is determined to make his new album better than ‘Thriller’.   Michael is so desperate to ensure his comeback is a success, he has reportedly told songwriters he won’t release the LP unless it is up to the same standard as his 1982 smash-hit album. Rapper Ne-Yo, who is working on the record, said: "Michael’s new album has to be amazing. This album needs to be better than ‘Thriller’. He wants killer melodies. I’ve already submitted som

Hot Off The Press: Mariah Carey’s Passionate “Push” Into Acting
After her unsatisying performance in the box-office bomb “Glitter,” Mariah Carey is dusting her shoulders off and attempting to “Push” her way into the silver screen once again… Turns out Mimi’s acting skills go beyond her 2001 flop. The sexy songstress was approached to star in the upcoming movie, “Push” after director Lee Daniels was impressed by her work in the independent film “Tennessee.” Mrs. Cannon is set to play a social worker who mento

PHOTOS : Jennifer Aniston, mais... cache ce sein !
Jennifer Aniston n'est pas très pudique ! On l'a bien vu dans le film La Rupture, avec...

This Week In Tabloids: Suri's Lonely Life; Leighton's Sordid Past & Possible Nose Job [Midweek Madness]
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, for which we read the tabloid "news" so you don't have to! This week, Us brings you the "untold" story about Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester's crazy criminal family, most of which was in Star magazine back on September 3. (It's still juicy stuff!) Star's cover story is about poor little rich girl Suri Cruise and her desolate, stuffed-animal filled but playmate-lacking life. For reasons we cannot fathom, OK! decided to delve deep into the diet and workout regimen of Kim Kardas

Please!!! Say it Isn’t So!!!
So who knows where things stand with this whole Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer breakup? When it first came out that the two had split, people automatically assumed that Jen was once again heartbroken and devastated. Until it came out that she was the one called it off and was trying to move on with her life. The whole thing has gone back and forth a few times but very few people in either camp, except for John himself of course, who can’t get enough of people snapping pics of him, have said very little.

Please!!! Say it Isn't So!!!
So who knows where things stand with this whole Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer breakup? When it first came out that the two had split, people automatically assumed that Jen was once again heartbroken and devastated. Until it came out that she was the one called it off and was trying to move on with her...Full Article @ celebrity blend gossip See Also Jennifer Aniston in a bikini canoodling with John Mayer - Why did I just use that word?Svelte Jen Steps OutThings

Frances Bean Cobain’s “suicidal 16″ birthday party
Frances Bean Cobain skipped the traditional “sweet 16″ party in favor of a slightly more sinister celebration: A “suicidal 16″ birthday bash. The party - which came at a price tag of over $300,000 - was thrown by Frances’ mom Courtney Love at the House of Blues in LA. The invitation read, in part, “MY one and only sweet 16…..eerrrr actually it’s my ’suicidal 16.’” Guests were asked to wear only black or red, with a prize - an iPod Touch an

Buzz Bites — 9/23/2008: Is Mariah Carey Planning A Big-Screen Comeback? Yo Mariah, You On Fire!
+ Mariah Carey refuses to let a little thing like Glitter stand in the way of a successful film career. The determined diva already has two new movies lined up for next year, including a Christmas musical spectacular (starring Mimi, natch!) and a gritty Lee Daniels ensemble drama. (Hollyscoop) + Kayne West is planning to join forces with Comedy Central for a new show that’s being marketed as “hip-hop meets the Muppets.” We probably would have gone with “hardcore gangsta rap meets Sn

Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst in tiff over ‘Mac Dude’?
Supposedly there is some bad blood between Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst perhaps over Justin Long. Drew who recently split with the ‘Mac Dude’ and Kirsten, who was been seen out and about with Justin right after the breakup, ended up at the same place at the same time. Dunst by the way swears she hardly knows Justin, but numerous photo evidence seems to tell otherwise. The two starlets were both backstage for the Saturday Night Live broadcast. Drew was on hand to hang with Charlies Angel pal

REPORTAGE PHOTO : Kelly Slater : SOS célibataire canon !
Après Pamela Anderson, Gisele Bündchen, Bar Refaeli, Cameron Diaz, ou encore Kirsten Dunst…...

Source: Universal Music Group plans ‘Hulu-like’ site
Universal Music Group, the largest of the major recording companies, plans to launch a "Hulu-like" video portal, a source close to the company told CNET News. The new venture would offer professionally produced music videos as well as other original programming that features the label’s artists. The Killers, Mariah Carey, Kanye West, and Amy Winehouse are just a few of the company’s acts. A Universal spokesman declined to comment. Doug Morris, Universal’s chairman and CEO, wants to sq