Morning Piss: Tom Green's a Turd
E! Online - 5th Sep 2008
Tom Green: Recently, we ran a silly little mention about Drew Barrymore's old darling has-been of an ex,
Tom Green.
Tom-babe was doing standup at a Hell-Ay club called Spaceland. Our trusted AT eyes reported back not too many chuckles and lacking comedy were to be found. As with many sightings round town, sometimes we mention what others have witnessed, not just us. Not only is this a fairly common practice in our business, the source is one we have faith in, truly. This was not some random drunk dick stumbling outta Silverlake.
Next thing you know,
Tom Green defenders, the likes of which I haven't seen since Michael Jackson's frothing-at-the-mouth zealot collection, are commenting out the wazoo that
Green's show was funny as hell and that I'm a has-
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RYDER SPOTTED ON A DATE WITH GREEN
Movie beauty Winona Ryder has found love with Drew Barrymore's comedian ex-husband Tom Green, according to reports.
The pair was spotted cuddling up at a Hollywood bar last week (13Au08), and pals insist an odd romance is blossoming - just weeks afterRyder split with rocker boyfriend Blake Sennett.
A source tells the National Enquirer, "Winona didn't waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other, laughing and carrying on."Green was married toBarrymore from 2001 to 2002.Ryder has a long list of
What's on TV Tuesday night
8 p.m. (NBC) "America's Got Talent." Time for more live performances, and there are enough oddballs to make it interesting, like Derrick Barry, who last week performed as Britney Spears. Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff are judges.
9 (ABC) "Wanna Bet?" Say so long to this not-so-good competition series, which has a group of celebrities gambling on whether a contestant can complete some sort of goofy feat. It's the season finale, and the judges are - get ready - Shandi Finnessey, Tom Green
www.tomgreen.com
I hope you all enjoyed my alter ego in disguise. Somehow he finds a way to surface at the most inconvenient times..........and he is 70.I hope he / I was very entertaining. Who knows when he will surface again.
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