Morning Mix: Megan Fox Named 'Sexiest Woman' of 2008
Headlines: "Transformers" star Megan Fox named sexiest woman in online poll... Rihanna to headline charity inaugural ball... Lisa Rinna to pose naked in Playboy... Ed McMahon has no plans to leave home facing foreclosure... "Real Housewives of New York's" Alex McCord penning parenting book. Pix: Ghoulish Katie Holmes won't be accompanying husband Tom Cruise to Golden Globes. Crime Watch: Paris Hilton robbed of $2 million in jewelry... Linda Hogan involved in car accident. Rumor Mill: Michael Jackson needs l

Madonna Is Psyched About Guy's New Girlfriend [Dirt Bag]
Hugh Grant's ex, socialite Jemima Khan, has reportedly been snuggling up to Guy Ritchie, and Madonna is pleased as punch by the fledgling romance."It's not like she's asking him for details, but she's thrilled at the prospect of him moving on. It makes things easier for everybody," says a source. Meanwhile, Madge is trying to keep a "low profile" on her "friendship" with A-Rod. [ Don't count on Reese Witherspoon tying the knot with Jakey G. any time soon (you were waiting for this with baited breath, we ass

Guy Ritchie Dating Hugh Grant's Ex?
The Snatch director - who recently divorced wife Madonna - and Khan - the 33-year-old daughter of Sir James Goldsmith - have "struck up an intriguing friendship," London's Telegraph newspaper reports. A source tells the publication, "They have become very fond of each other." Last week, Ritchie and Jemima attended a dinner party at the Notting Hill home of Matthew Freud, the founder of Freud Communications, at which Sting's wife, Trudie Styler, was also a guest.

Sugar Bits — Simon Says He Might Leave American Idol
It's possible that Simon Cowell wants to leave American Idol. On Wednesday he told reporters that he's still deciding whether he wants to come back as a judge next year due to workload. — ScoopOne of David Copperfield's assistants was badly injured during his Las Vegas performance Wednesday night when he was sucked into an industrial fan, which broke his arm in several places. He was taken to the hospital and the show ended early. — Us WeeklyJeremy Piven's doctor revealed that the actor suffered from ex

Guy Ritchie Dating Millionaire Socialite Beauty?
Khan, 33, is well known in the social circles of the U.K. She is the daughter of Lady Annabel Goldsmith and Sir James Goldsmith and the ex-wife of cricket player Imran Khan. After her 2004 divorce, Khan was linked to actor Hugh Grant. Ritchie and Madonna were Granted a preliminary divorce in November and settled for an undisclosed amount, which Madonna’s rep claims to be as much as $76 million for Ritchie. Click here for more from the Telegraph.

Guy Ritchie Not Dating Hugh Grant's ex
"It's not romantic, they are both with the same PR company and the two times they have been together recently were at work events," the source tells Us. "They have always gotten along well and have known each other for years." See who really did hook up this year! According to the UK's Telegraph, Ritchie and Kahn were introduced by Uma Thurman's husband, Arpad "Arki" Busson and have "struck up an intriguing friendship." Citing a mutual pal, the paper reported, "They have become very fond of

Guy Ritchie: Still Single
He’s going through a very messy and painful divorce, and despite reports that Guy Ritchie has found a new love already, a source close to the director says it isn’t so. As of late there’s been a bevy of rumors linking the “RockNRolla” stud to Hugh Grant’s ex-girlfriend Jemima Khan, and even his ex-wife Madonna was pleased to hear that he was moving on.  But he isn’t.

Guy Ritchie Dating Jemima Khan?
I know who Jemima Khan is for two reasons: she dated Hugh Grant and Vanity Fair won’t shut up about her family, The Goldsmiths. Seriously, Vanity Fair has been stuck on them for a couple of years- there’s been several articles about the passing of her father, Sir James Goldsmith, and his various restaurants, properties, affairs, personal issues. So by this rationale, I’m thinking the late Sir James Goldsmith was like the English landed-gentry version of Donald Trump. And my idea of knights

Guy Ritchie Onto the Next Rich Lady
Guy "I Don't Want Your Money, Madge. OK, I Do..." Ritchie just got through divorcing his mega-millionaire wife Madonna and received a hefty (if somewhat disputed) settlement for his eight years of Kabbalah water ingestion and ego-massaging. Never one to rest on his laurels, Ritchie, 40, has now reportedly begun dating Hugh Grant ex/rich heiress Jemima Khan, 33. Wow, looks like Kelly Reilly was the fastest rebound in history. Khan, the daughter of Lady Annabel Vane-Tempest-Stewart (try puttin

Morning Memo: Mary-Kate Olsen Sees the Silver Lining; Samantha Ronson's Raise; Guy Ritchie Rebounds?
Though Mary-Kate Olsen finds the recession "sad," she's really enjoying the sales. [P6] Samantha Ronson gets paid a lot more for her D.J.ing gigs now that she comes equipped with Lindsay Lohan. [Gatecrasher] Scott Sartiano's 1Oak and Butter are remaining recession un-friendly, for now. [Fifth item, Page Six Magazine] Russell Crowe may be trying to get longtime collaborator, director Ridley Scott—"the only one who is willing to stand up to Russell and tell him he's too fat and that he can'

Madonna's New Fling Has Neither Strings Nor A-Rod [Gossip Roundup]
Be not ashamed! Madonna gleefully hooked up with Jesus in Brazil; Bruce Springsteen doesn't apologize for buying luxury goods and Mary-Kate Olsen is downright excited by the financial panic.Madonna is supposedly getting "ficando" in Rio with a Brazilian model named Jesus. This means they can get it on with no strings attached while sad stupid Alex Rodriguez quietly studies Kabbalah or whatever. [Sun]Go ahead and hide behind your secret shops and unmarked bags, rich plutocrats. Bruce Springsteen isn't asham

Madonna wants to adopt again
- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she's going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [Star]- Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before switching to his sushi-induced mercury poisoning excuse for bailing on Broadway play. Personally, I think he should've gone with cat AIDS, but hey, we can't all be professionals. [TMZ]- David Copperfield broke an assistant's arm during a magic trick last night.

Blog Bites: Jeremy Piven's Costars Not Aboard The Mercury Train
SushiGateWatch: Jeremy Piven Attacked By Sobbing Co-Stars!  [Defamer] Miss Tyra Is Not Smiling With The Eyes  [Best Week Ever] What Chicken Fried wanted for Christmas  [Lainey Gossip] Paris' Mom Talks Burglary, "Faux Fur" Xmas Gifts  [ICYDK] Ellen and Portia Fight H8 With Love  [Jezebel] Paris Hilton Looks Goofy at Dan Tana's  [Newstoob] Numb3rs: Frenemies [Recapist] HARSH: AP Calls Tom Cruise "Distractingly Bad" In "Valkyrie"  [The Huffington Post] Eliza Dushk

Movie Review | 'RocknRolla': Guns N’ Poses: Thugs, Drugs and Style in Shady London
Guy Ritchie reshuffles a worn-out deck in “RocknRolla,” a return to the shady stylings that characterized his earlier flicks.

Rise 'n' Shine: Cameron Diaz Gets a Roommate
• Cameron Diaz may not be into marriage, but she is into taking the next step. Paul Sculfor, her BF of less than a year, has supposedly given up his bachelor pad to move in with her. • Pamela Anderson is living a recurring nightmare. She forgot her pants...again! • Move over, A-Rod. Madonna's latest love may be Jesus. (While we're at it, Madge's now ex-hubby Guy Ritchie may have a new lady in his life as well.) • Paris Hilton and supposed ex-boyfriend Benji Madden stil

The View December 5th Recap: Hugh Jackman, Beth Ehlers, JR Martinez (”All My Children”)
The View, Sherri Shepherd, Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, Hugh Jackman, Beth Ehlers, JR Martinez, All My Children Did You Enjoy this Post? Subscribe to Watching The View. It's Free! « Back Home Posted in Barbara Walters, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Guests, Joy Behar, Sherri Shepherd, Whoopi Goldberg, hot topics on December 5th, 2008 Link to this Entry Email This Entry del.icio.us digg Fa

Review: ‘RockNRolla’ Returns Guy Ritchie to Form
From the visually arresting opening credits, Guy Ritchie's RockNRolla pulls the audience into its crazy fictional London which is inhabited by gangsters, a superstitious Russian investor, drug addicted rockers and a gang that can't quit shoot straight or put a car into reverse. The plot is a labyrinth that brings divergent ...

Jeremy Piven’s ‘Sushi Defense’ Derided by Castmates, Explained by Fisher Stevens
With Jeremy Piven back on the West Coast recovering from a near-fatal spicy-tuna-roll overdose, the other cast members of Speed-the-Plow took to the stage this weekend for their first Piven-free performance. "I'm sure you've read the headlines about the silliness in our show," Raul Esparza told theatergoers after a performance, before adding: "Today was the first time I really enjoyed playing this show. I hope you weren't expecting a big TV star." Oh, snap! But just when you thought Piven was going to becom

John Mayer hates Jennifer Aniston’’s pooches
New York, Dec 22 (ANI): While Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new doggy comedy Marley and Me, her own beloved pooches are said to have been temporarily banished to her Los Angeles house because of boyfriend John Mayer. John hates Jens " />

First Official ‘Sherlock Holmes’ Images
These are the first official images from the upcoming Guy Ritchie film Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. These aren’t the first images we’ve seen at all, but at least they are official, click on them to see the High-Res versions.  Source: Coming Soon

John Mayer Doesn’t Like Jennifer Aniston’s Dogs
John Mayer doesn’t like Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. Apparently, according to sources John Mayer is not a dog person and demands that Jennifer give him all the attention when they’re together. Jennifer has two dogs, Norman, a Corgi-terrier, and Dolly, a German Shepherd. John hates them both. more photos after the hop… The New York Daily News reported [...]

Guy Ritchie - Movie Reviews Rocknrolla
Director Guy Ritchie (aka Madonna's husband) has returned to making the kind of films that once earned him a reputation as a movie wunderkind (or whatever the Cockney version ...

“Courtney Love goes off antidepressants for her music” afternoon links
- Courtney Love has decided to stop taking her antidepressants so her music will be better [Crazy Days and Nights] - Beyonce’s 18-carat ring is too expensive for her to wear in public [Bossip] - Could Christina Aguilera look uglier? Someone should burn her closet [Dlisted] - Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married in LA on January 10th. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift Admits She Used to Have ‘No Friends’ [PopEater] - David Copperfield’s Assistant Breaks Arm Durin

Another 'Terror Train' Remake ... Again
When is a Terror Train remake NOT a Terror Train remake? When it's a movie called Train, which kinda began as a Terror Train remake, but definitely isn't anymore. And we know this for sure because someone out there is very interested in making an actual Terror Train remake. Will all this going on, you might actually be duped into believing that Roger Spottiswoode's Terror Train somehow demands a remake -- when in fact it's just another slasher flick that Jamie Lee Curtis did right after Halloween because t