Michael Lohan announces engagement, calls Samantha Ronson a -parasite'

www.celebitchy.com - 27th Aug 2008

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Samantha Ronson: Lindsay Lohan has a new mommy. She's 24. Lindsay is 22. Michael, Lindsay’s dad, is 48. I bet Lindsay is as happy about her stepmother as her dad is about Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, 31. First, the engagement is supposedly -not official', but Michael was happily sharing the news with close friends, like E! News. Doing his part to keep the family name in the headlines, Michael Lohan has confirmed to E! News that he popped the question to longtime girlfriend Erin Muller. “We picked out a ring, but it’s not official,” the 48-year-old Lohan patriarch said. But although Muller, 24, has accepted his proposal, and he’s not exactly keeping the nuptial news under wraps, he says he’s holdin

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