Jim Piccillo Introduces Joe Biden as John McCain
Jim Piccillo introduced Joe Biden at a rally as "the next Vice President of the United States John McCain." The audience clapped on cue. Would they have still clapped if McCain really walked out on stage? Jim Piccillo, who is a father of two, is a Republican who started campaigning for Barack Hussein Obama after Jim was laid off from his job. I have to wonder if perhaps Jim lost his job because he kept making simple mistakes like calling people by the wrong name. Rela

McCain to Biden: Too early to celebrate
In response to a Joe Biden email telling supporters that the “McCain campaign is on the ropes,” the McCain camp responded that it is too early to celebrate. “Being an underdog is a role that John McCain relishes and with 26 days left I don’t think Joe Biden should pop the champagne just yet,” said McCain spokesman Ben Porritt. “We are confident that as people make their decisions they will choose John McCain, a maverick with a real record over Barack Obama —an unknown comm

Joe Biden Likes To Laugh! A Lot!
Say what you will about Joe Biden, the man has a sense of humor. Or a bizarre, disturbing disease that makes it physically impossible for him to stop laughing. Could go either way, really. By Alex Balk   10/08/08 11:49 AM File Under: Joe Biden, Politics, Saturday Night Live, Trail Mix Comment | Print | E-mail | Recommend It | Share It Like this article? Click here to buzz it up on Yahoo! Share This Article Del.icio.us Digg Facebook

'The Number of Porn Movies Currently Being Shot With Joe Biden Look-Alikes Is Alarming' [The Commies]
Well so, OK, the world is ruined. The concept of "money" no longer exists and a makeshift barter system has sprung up in its place. A soiled wig is worth one subway ride, a clean wig is worth a taxi ride, and a Commie for best comment of the week? Worth it's weight in m.f.'in gold. So praise the six who've received the honor this week after the jump, then plot and scheme as to how to steal it away from them.From meechybee in The McCain Wanders Around Aimlessly Montage: "OMG, it's my dad at the mall!"From Bu

Obama and McCain Focus on the Health Care Issues
WASHINGTON,DC(RUSHPRNEWS)10/09/2008--In this week’s debates, the candidates spent a lot of time talking about health care. Health care is on a lot of people’s minds this election, as health insurance rates keep rising and leave many families unable to afford much-needed health care. Barack Obama and Joe Biden have a health care plan that will make quality health care affordable and accessible for every American. It builds on the existing health care plan. So if you like you’re health in

Show-Stopper: Anthony Weiner's Palin-Biden Joke
Here’s Representative Anthony Weiner saying that the vice presidential debate proved “undeniably, undeniably, we saw a vice presidential candidate who had nice legs. I won’t dispute that.” Weiner, who is dating Hillary Clinton’s body person Huma Abedin, went on to say, “but we also saw a vice-presidential candidate who tried to explain her running mate’s health care position.” Weiner was speaking at the fall meeting of Al Sharpton's National Action Network at the Sheraton New York hotel.

John McCain and George Wallace
Few members of Congress have John Lewis's moral authority which comes from his repeatedly placing his life and limb on the line during the Civil-Rights era to shame the nation into living up to the true meaning of its creed. And so his statement which had the power of a thunderous sermon. "As one who was a victim of violence and hate during the height of the Civil Rights Movement, I am deeply disturbed by the negative tone of the McCain-Palin campaign. What I am seeing today reminds me too much of ano

TV this week: "Samantha Who?" and "Eli Stone" return, "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Crusoe" premiere
The week's most important program will be the third and final presidential debate between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama. Coverage starts at 9 p.m. Wednesday, and CBS' well-respected Bob Schieffer is the moderator. Best way to learn more about the candidates? Try PBS' "Frontline," which contrasts the two men in "The Choice." The two-hour program starts at 9 p.m. Tuesday. And it follows a fine "Nova" report at 8: "Space Shuttle Disaster" examines the Columbia cat

John McCain Reschedules With Letterman
Senator John McCain has agreed to appear on David Letterman’s “Late Show” on CBS this Thursday, according to the show’s Web site, lateshow.cbs.com. The appearance comes after Mr. McCain canceled a Sept. 24 appearance, saying he was suspending his campaign and heading to Washington to give the economic crisis his immediate attention. When Mr. Letterman, above right, learned that Mr. McCain was staying in New York for another day and sitting for an interview with Katie Couric, he ripped into the candi

John McCain “The Late Show With David Letterman” Appearance October 16
It looks like Senator John McCain and late night host David Letterman have kissed and made up. The Republican presidential candidate is scheduled to appear on The Late Show this Thursday, October 16. The interview will be McCain’s first with Lettermane since the comic publicly expressed his disdain with the senator for pulling out of his September 24 appearance on the show. SSenator McCain backed out of the appearance, citing a rush to fly to Washington to deal with the nation’s economic sit

John McCain “The Late Show With David Letterman” Appearance October 16
It looks like Senator John McCain and late night host David Letterman have kissed and made up. The Republican presidential candidate is scheduled to appear on The Late Show this Thursday, October 16. The interview will be McCain’s first with Lettermane since the comic publicly expressed his disdain with the senator for pulling out of his September 24 appearance on the show. SSenator McCain backed out of the appearance, citing a rush to fly to Washington to deal with the nation’s economic situation, on

Showdown Set for McCain and Letterman
Sen. John McCain launched his presidential campaign on the Late Show with David Letterman. Will he end it there as well? After canceling an appearance last month and causing...

Pot, Meet Kettle: John McCain's Angry Insults Are Simply Absurd [Lets Go To The Videotape]
newVideoPlayer("/McCain_Palin_Video.flv", 506, 423,""); Barack Obama is old, John McCain is tall, Sarah Palin is the most experienced politician in office today and Joe Biden looks so gosh-darned cute when he winks. The world has turned on its axis and what was true is false and what's false is true, or else there's no way that John McCain would think he could get away with saying, during a rally yesterday, that Barack Obama doesn't answer questions, gets touchy when he's questioned about his record and te

John McCain’s Awesome Do-Over Speech
Walnuts is re-launching his campaign for the millionth time, hurrah! Today he unveils a new speech, full of humor and zest and “my friends” and transparent falsehoods like, “we’ve got them just where we want them,” because yes, six months ago if you had asked John McCain where he wanted to be 21 days from the election, he would have said, “Down 10 points nationally and fighting to keep Virginia and North Carolina in the red column.” A tantalizing sample of John McC

John McCain to Return to David Letterman
After canceling a David Letterman interview last month, Republican presidential candidate John McCain will appear on "The Late Show" this week. ET confirms that McCain will sit down with Letterman this Thursday, October 16. It's anyone's guess how the men will get along, given recent events. Letterman has expressed his displeasure with McCain repeatedly on his show ever since the GOP nominee canceled an appearance on September 24. In  ET's recent sitdown with McCain, he jokingly told our M

Buzz Bites — 10/13/2008: Young Jeezy Joins Rest Of World In Worrying About John McCain’s Frail ‘Old Person’ Status
+ Young Jeezy isn’t exactly a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, (in case you couldn’t tell from his album title, The Recession). And not surprisingly, he’s taking the upcoming presidential elections very seriously: “I understand [Sarah Palin]’s the soccer mom and all that,” Jeezy said. “But if something happens to McCain, then what? Do you want a soccer mom to run the country?” (MTV News) + Who says romance is dead? New mommy Jennifer Lopez and her hubby Marc Ant

John McCain Reschedules His Appearance on 'Late Show with David Letterman'
After his sudden September 24 cancellation, Senator John McCain will appear on Letterman's 'Late Show' on Thursday, October 16.

John McCain Will Be Our Next Vice President!
We have been wondering what fantastic campaign stunt John McCain might pull next. Declare war on Iceland? Suspend his campaign for Rosh Hashanah? But clearly we were not thinking big enough. John McCain will announce shortly that he’s such a bipartisan maverick he is switching parties and running for Number Two, because country above self and all that. Plus he hates Joe Biden. [YouTube via Top of the Ticket]

Attack Dog Biden Introduced As McCain
Former Republican turned Barack Obama backer Jim Piccillo made quite the gaffe when introducing vice-presidential hopeful Joe Biden today. Said Piccillo: "…No matter your party, gender, race, or religion, please help me today in welcoming the next vice president of the United States: John McCain!" How embarrassing! The real Joe Biden, meanwhile, has spent much his day taking on Republican running mate Sarah Palin, who did nothing this week when her supporters suggested Obama be killed and c

John McCain Used to Be Funny, Had Hair
In the post-debate blogosphere, the standout watercooler moment, the topline gaffe, was when McCain referred to his opponent as "that one." Everyone wants to know, "what did he mean? Was it disrespect? Racism? A sign of out-of-touchness?" Google "that one" and see what comes up. But to me, even more notable than McCain's already infamous talk-down was his reference to hair transplants. It's no secret that Obama's running mate Joe Biden is rumored to have had his wispy white mane transplanted in, and when di

John McCain scares Diddy more than Sarah Palin.
“Diddy” has posted another video blog as a response to Tuesday’s debate. Diddy is NOT HAPPY with the way John McCain referred to Barack Obama as “that one” and rants the video. Last week he vlogged that Sarah Palin scared him, and now he says John McCain scares him even more than Sarah Palin. Related Post Foo Fighters tell McCain to stop using their song. Vanity Fair spoofs In Touch Weekly at the expense of John McCain. 69.9 Million Peop

McCain and Letterman to Battle It Out
  Sen. John McCain launched his presidential campaign on the Late Show with David Letterman. Will he end it there as well?   After canceling an appearance last month, reportedly for a Martha Stewart interview, and causing some bruised feelings on David Letterman’s part, McCain is coming back to the Late Show this Thursday, Oct. 16, to face [...]

John McCain to Return to David Letterman
After canceling a David Letterman interview last month, Republican presidential candidate John McCain will appear on "The Late Show" this week. ET confirms that McCain will sit down with Letterman this Thursday, October 16. It’s anyone’s guess how the men will get along, given recent events. Letterman has expressed his displeasure with McCain repeatedly on his show ever since the GOP nominee canceled an appearance on September 24. In  ET’s recent sitdown with McCain, he