Our Old Lindsay’s Coming Back …
Hey guys you know how I’m always like, “Dude, I promise you, if Lindsay Lohan is drinking and using again, you’re going to start to hear stories about her behaving like an ass in public?” Because, look, I’ve followed Lindsay’s career for awhile now, through rehabs and periods of sobriety and periods of relapse, and this is not a young woman who knows how to quietly relapse into drug and alcohol abuse. If she’s using, you’re gonna start reading about bad behavi

HTV Raw: Kim, Lindsay, Miley & More!
Hollywood.tv is on the scene! Get a look at Kim Kardashian's major 'do -- all teased up for a sexy photo shoot! Then, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get caught up in the paparazzi crush outside Italian eatery Il Cielo! Plus, it's another night out for Miley Cyrus and her guy pal Justin Gaston -- as Halle Berry gets a new read and Reese Witherspoon hits the streets of Beverly Hills with her adorable little boy! Published 2 hours ago by Add Your Commen

Where Is Thou Shalt Not Wipe Thyself With Cardboard In The Ten Commandments, Michael Lohan? [News Analysis]
So, this was touched on in yesterday's gossip roundup and again today but I don't think we've quite managed to capture the gravity of the situation: Samantha Ronson wipes herself with the cardboard roll when she runs out of toilet paper and Michael Lohan is possessed by Satan or Scientologists. Now, full disclosure, I have long harbored a personal weakness for Samantha Ronson, who has an awkward paparazzi face and blogs in complete sentences because she was born during the Carter Administration and is also

Samantha Ronson is “hideous” says Michael Lohan
It’s impossible for the sun to rise and set without a juicy Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan tid bit to help celebrate the day. We can thank the always logical, eloquent, and high class Michael Lohan for September 24th’s guffaw. In response to Lindsay’s coming out speech, the Father of the Year responded with: more photos after [...]

Sloppy Seconds: Was Lilo Just Joking About the Whole Coming Out Thing? Yeah, Sure.
 D.J. AM has been released from the hospital following the plane crash that left him and Travis Barker badly burned and four people dead. [Us] Move over Katie Couric; Rachel Maddow is the new queen of news. [Queerty] Is ABC's "Brothers & Sisters" getting another surprise sibling? [Yahoo!] Apparently we're all supposed to go and listen to Britney Spears' new song now. [MTV] US Olympic swim champ Michael Phelps says he's no sex symbol. We agree, but women around the world do

Migrant Lover [Open Caption]
[Because it sort of looks like this Dorothea Lange photograph. That's actress Lindsay Lohan and her deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson leaving a Los Angeles restaurant last night; image via INF] 1:10 PM on Fri Sep 26 2008 By Richard 2,658 views In order to view comm

Lindsay Lohan’s dad really doesn’t like Samantha Ronson
Lindsay Lohan (seen above on a photo shoot last night) is sparring with her dad in the press again. Page Six has obtained an e-mail from Michael Lohan which he sent to x17online. In it, he criticizes Samantha Ronson and thinks she’s the one behind Lindsay’s latest blog entries. Also he insults her ability to adequately obtain toiletries. I don’t even know: I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a l

What's On Tonight: U.S. Open, Primeval, Naruto
Filed under: Programming, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 7, USA has coverage of The U.S. Open. At 8, ABC has College Football, Alabama vs. Clemson. Disney has a new Disney Channel Games 2008 at 8, then a new Cory in the House. TCM has Woman of the Year at 8, followed by The African Queen. At 8:30, HGTV has a new Deserving Design, followed by new episodes of Color Splash, and Divine Design. At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted. CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.

Loose Lips [Loose Lips]
Jermaine Dupri, a close friend and business partner of Travis Barker, says that the former Blink 182 drummer is "doing good" but has "a lot of healing to do" and should be out of the hospital in 2 weeks. • Lindsay Lohan is reportedly "terrified" that her crazypants father, Michael Lohan, will do something to her. Dina and Ali Lohan already have an order of protection against him. • How did Jessica Alba get that slim bod nearly 4 months after giving birth? A strict diet and a diligent exercise program. A

What's On Tonight: U.S. Open, Primeval, Naruto
Filed under: Programming, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 7, USA has coverage of The U.S. Open. At 8, ABC has College Football, Alabama vs. Clemson. Disney has a new Disney Channel Games 2008 at 8, then a new Cory in the House. TCM has Woman of the Year at 8, followed by The African Queen. At 8:30, HGTV has a new Deserving Design, followed by new episodes of Color Splash, and Divine Design. At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted. CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show at 9.

Migrant Lover [Open Caption]
[Because it sort of looks like this Dorothea Lange photograph. That's actress Lindsay Lohan and her deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson leaving a Los Angeles restaurant last night; image via INF]...Full Article @ gawker See Also Lindsay Lohan Coat Thief?! Photos Of LiLo In Masha Markova Mink CoatLindsay Lohan candid pictures hanging out with Samantha RonsonLove Bites?Hey, Sam, What's on Your Neck?Lindsay Lohan leaving Goa nightclubLindsay Lohan latest

What's On Tonight: Cops, Primeval, Mad TV
Filed under: Programming, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 8, FOX has a new Cops. ABC has College Football at 8, Georgia vs. Arizona State. TLC has a new Flip That House at 8, followed by a new Over Designed. E! has The Creative Emmy Awards at 8. At 8:30, HGTV has a new Deserving Design. At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted. Cartoon Network has two new episodes of Naruto at 9. BBC America has the season premiere of Primeval at 9. Also at 9: CNBC has a new Suze

Pop-Pourri: Lindsay and Sam Get in the Halloween Spirit + More
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson celebrate Halloween early at Disneyland, Ludacris has a house fire and more gossip goodies.

/Gossip Weekly Update [Comic]
1. Hayden Panettiere’s dad Alan has been charged with misdemeanor battery after bitch slapping Hayden’s mom Lesley in August. He’ll be arraigned in LA in October where he faces up to a year in jail. 2. Shia LaBeouf won’t be getting charged for drunk driving for his July car accident that caused some minor inconveniences for the new Transformers movie, Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier’s relationship, and Shia’s hand. He could still have his license suspended for refusing

What's On Tonight: Cops, Suze Orman Show, Code Geass
Filed under: Programming, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 7:30, ABC has the Sprint Cup Chevy Rock & Roll 400 race. At 8, FOX has the season premiere of Cops at 8, followed by another new episodes and a new America's Most Wanted. Food Network has the special Kitchen Gadgets of the Future at 8, followed by Kitchens of the Future and Top American Restaurants: Bon Appetit Picks The Best. At 9, CNBC has a new Suze Orman Show. BBC America has a new Primeval at 9. Lifetime has

Lindsay Lohan's Rep: Just Kidding!
Lindsay Lohan's rep is working overtime this week in the wake of LiLo's "shocking" confession that she and Samantha Ronson have been dating for "a very long time." According to her rep, "there was no confession" — she was simply saying the two were very close friends. Uh, OK. Here's what really happened: Lindsay wanted to get people talking and succeeded — but refuses to officially come out until someone offers her lots and lots of money. Case closed. [Sour

Lindsay Lohan takes out a protection order on her father
Earlier this week, we told you how the war of words between Lindsay Lohan and her famewhore father Michael was escalating out of control. Michael was e-mailing and calling every media outlet he could think of to talk smack about Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Finally, Lindsay has had enough...Full Article @ Celeb Face See Also Lindsay Lohan's Labors of LoveTHEYRE "JUST FRIENDS"Love Bites?Samantha you little slutDid Lindsay

Lindsay’s partying again
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Disneyland (9/24) And I don’t mean the “birthday” kind with lots of cake and ice cream. An insider told Star magazine: “Lindsay’s been drinking, doing cocaine and causing all-around mayhem for the past few months. She quit going to Alcoholics Anonymous and has absolutely never taken recovery seriously. She’s gotten progressively [...]

Okay Never Mind Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Not a Lezzie
Lohan’s publicist is shooting down the media’s spin that what came forth late Sunday evening was her client coming out as a lesbian. “There was no confession,” Leslie Sloane-Zelnik tells TVGuide.com. So, Linds was merely copping to a close friendship with SamRo? “Yes,” says Zelnik. You know she’s just holding out for someone to pay her to say it. Hopefully she’ll get more than Clay Aiken’s measly $500K. Before you leave a comment, please make su

Lohan 'seeks protection from her father'
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly seeking legal protection from her father, because his angry rants against her and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have left her scared of him.

Lohan 'seeks protection from her father'
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly seeking legal protection from her father, because his angry rants against her and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have left her scared of him. Former convict Michael Lohan has repeatedly rallied against his daughter's relationship with the British DJ, recently describing Ronson as "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity". The star hit back, claiming her dad "needs to be on medication" - and sources now tell the New York Post she is seeking legal

Lindsay Going To Court Over Dad!
With Lindsay Lohan officially coming out of the closet this week and her professional acting career on hiatus, there's really not much to mention about her in the media. But now with her crazy father © 2005-2008 PerezHilton.com

Television Personalities Are Narcissists?
Exhausted with crapping on MSNBC, News Corp.'s attack dog megaphone Page Six goes after 30 Rock's biz network: 'THE top talents at CNBC are battling over a billboard. A network insider tells us Maria Bartiromo, Suze Orman and Donny Deutsch "all want their pictures on CNBC's billboard overlooking the West Side Highway, and there's always a lot of fighting and lobbying behind the scenes over it. They're like a bunch of prima donnas." A CNBC flack denied any rivalry and

Snaps: Maturity
For someone who's been arrested fighting in a Waffle House, this is actually an uncharacteristic display of unbridled maturity. (Seriously? OMG!)That stinkin jerk Sacha Baron Cohen likes to ruin the fun of models. (Popoholic)Think Katie Holmes couldn't possibly be more boring? I've got two words for ya: "Scrap" and "booking." (Celebitchy)Speak of the Thetan... The trailer for Crazypants Cruise's new movie is here! (Pajiba)The ultimate example of art imitating life: a collage of Paris Hilton made entirely ou

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson: Shopping Sweethearts
They’re one of the hottest girl-girl couples since Ellen and Portia!  And last night (September 25), Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted doing a bit of shopping together. The “I Know Who Killed Me” actress and her celebrity deejay gal were seen by the paparazzi as they left American Rag on La Brea, both carrying items they had purchased. As for the recent report by Star magazine claiming that LiLo had relapsed on drugs and alcohol, Lindsay says it’s not